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It's funny to think that tables are universal. They show up in every movie, and are highlighted in some as being rather impractical for the various aliens. Like, Dexter Jettster has to squeeze into his seat, why doesn't his diner have one of those funky Kaminoan ceiling floaters from later in the movie? No tables there! Also, Greedo probably would have been happy for some other kind of furniture arrangement.
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He objectively does not, according to the canon of the Star Wars universe. Over the years, several authors have pitched Droid Jedi, and Lucas has shut them all down. It's a rule of his universe: Droids are not alive, they do not have access to the Force, as such they have no afterlife, no continuance and no souls.
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Tezzorc posted:He objectively does not, according to the canon of the Star Wars universe. Over the years, several authors have pitched Droid Jedi, and Lucas has shut them all down. It's a rule of his universe: Droids are not alive, they do not have access to the Force, as such they have no afterlife, no continuance and no souls. Peter David wrote a published story about a droid jedi.
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Tezzorc posted:He objectively does not, according to the canon of the Star Wars universe. Over the years, several authors have pitched Droid Jedi, and Lucas has shut them all down. It's a rule of his universe: Droids are not alive, they do not have access to the Force, as such they have no afterlife, no continuance and no souls. How do you know that droids lacking a soul is the reason why George Lucas did not approve any pitches about Jedi droids?
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Tezzorc posted:None of this is true I guess someone else in d&d had a similar name, my memory is p bad
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bunnyofdoom posted:What is everyone's favourite spaceship? I kinda am a sucker for the Tie Defender I like the ships anakin and obi-wan fly in episode 3. they look like a hybrid between x-wings and tie fighters. there are heroes on both sides.
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josh04 posted:Who would represent a slave army at this point? German footsoldiers in WWII were often essentially slaves - they had no choice, they were conscripts, they could not refuse or desert without being killed. In the film Inglorious Basterds, we see that they are people, flesh and blood humans, who feel fear, pride, joy, they play games, they laugh, they have friends and families. Our protagonists often kill these slaves. What's worse, they do it even when the slaves have surrendered. They torture and mutilate the slaves as an example even after they express remorse. They defile the slave corpses and take trophies. Later they even kill women and noncombatants with fire. "But that's not fair," you say. "They were Nazis!". I agree. It's wrong to see them sympathetically. You simply refuse to apply the same moral standard -the same moral outrage- to the Enslaved battle droid's victims, the Bird People of Plembis 9, and if you don't think that's the same as the Literal Holocaust I challenge you to call Jedi Master Birdo Flokk a kike
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Tezzorc posted:German footsoldiers in WWII were often essentially slaves holy loving poo poo Seriously, at this point why not called Mace Windu a slur? What's even holding you back? Tezzorc posted:if you don't think that's the same as the Literal Holocaust I challenge you to call Jedi Master Birdo Flokk a kike Oh dang, never mind.
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Schwarzwald posted:holy loving poo poo Lol E: lol x2 your edit is even funnier, not only did you not get the joke, you started spazzing out about it even before you possibly had the chance and then carried on anyway. This is why we do it Tezzorc fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Apr 18, 2025 |
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Is this all because 4chan got hacked? Is that why you're back here?
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bunnyofdoom posted:What is everyone's favourite spaceship? I kinda am a sucker for the Tie Defender I like the TYE-wing ![]()
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Zeta Niloticus posted:I like the TYE-wing Oh yes the DiE-Wing
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Bongo Bill posted:How do you know that droids lacking a soul is the reason why George Lucas did not approve any pitches about Jedi droids? The Force is about life energy, which droids do not have
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sleeper hit of this cargo ship It's just so made in lego by the designers kid blocky rear end freighter and I love it
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Tezzorc posted:The Force is about life energy, which droids do not have What does that have to do with souls, or personhood?
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Bongo Bill posted:What does that have to do with souls, or personhood? We have direct evidence of an afterlife that exists through the Force, even individual consciousness persisting after death, which I would call a soul. Without the Force -which droids do not have- this is not available. In this luminous universe, they are crude matter.
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*reading 50+ posts about droid personhood* uh huh ok so is sleeping with general grievous ethical or not
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Tezzorc posted:We have direct evidence of an afterlife that exists through the Force, even individual consciousness persisting after death, which I would call a soul. Without the Force -which droids do not have- this is not available. In this luminous universe, they are crude matter. What about the non-droids who don't appear in that afterlife?
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Just remember Tezzor thrives off attention. Ignore their dumbass racist posts and instead post about stuff that gives you joy in Star Wars. I like wraith squadron. They should get a D+ series
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Wolfsheim posted:*reading 50+ posts about droid personhood* uh huh ok so is sleeping with general grievous ethical or not Imagine getting DVDA fingerblasted by a cyborg Snidely Whiplash. Ok that's a bit too far. Let's cool it off a hair.. I'm too horny
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Oddly enough Death Stranding brings up the soul vs soulless thing, Deadman is a cloned fetus who's had like 70% of his body replaced by cadavers and as such has no soul (or Ka, or Beach) which drives him to be fascinated with the concept of them and in turn he's one of the most emotionally expressive characters in the game, maybe as a commentary on this generally pedantic style of deductive sci fi reasoning lol
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Bongo Bill posted:What about the non-droids who don't appear in that afterlife? Wedge Antilles is a soulless husk Wait maybe the EU covered this
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bunnyofdoom posted:Just remember Tezzor thrives off attention. Ignore their dumbass racist posts and instead post about stuff that gives you joy in Star Wars. I want to see more insane bullshit. I want to see how far this will go before something brings it to a permanent stop.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Just remember Tezzor thrives off attention. Ignore their dumbass racist posts and instead post about stuff that gives you joy in Star Wars. I like the X Wing books too, son! You can't be racist against imaginary robots, nor do you derive any moral righteousness from denouncing it. I know your youth pastor has led you astray. He got kicked in the head by a mule. It's ok. Daddy's home (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Bongo Bill posted:What about the non-droids who don't appear in that afterlife? All Wookies Go To Heaven
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Tezzorc posted:I like the X Wing books too, son! You can't be racist against imaginary robots, nor do you derive any moral righteousness from denouncing it. I know your youth pastor has led you astray. He got kicked in the head by a mule. It's ok. Daddy's home Can't wait for more quality posts like this when you return as tezzord. Then you will be just like IG-88. Anyways I got a ton of old WEG sourcebooks for the d6 RPG and man there is gold in them there hills
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IG 11 was intensely human
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Tezzorc posted:E: lol x2 your edit is even funnier, not only did you not get the joke, you started spazzing out about it even before you possibly had the chance and then carried on anyway. This is why we do it No dude, I get your doing a bit. I get you're attempting to draw an absurd parallel. I ain't dumb. Unfortunately, there ain't any refuge in audacity here. That's just some deeply vile poo poo you're spewing. And this "u mad bro?" act is some '12 poo poo. Like, what are you trying to do, here?
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Have we checked Elon Musk's activities during Tezzor's posts? I guess we will know for sure when they comes back as TezzX
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it seems like tezzor really doesn't understand the difference between the actually-existing chatGPT and a fictional character who is made of metal
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Did they ever do a star wars thing with just the droids and puppet aliens? Like Fraggle Rock but star wars? I'd take a whole show where they do stuff like the pod race or hanging out at jabba's palace
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Grendels Dad posted:Have we checked Elon Musk's activities during Tezzor's posts? I guess we will know for sure when they comes back as TezzX Just report him and move on.
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are we not allowed to respond to them? lol
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Martman posted:are we not allowed to respond to them? lol Just report, ignore, and speculate on how did Palpatine pull enough to have a kid. Who hosed his wrinkly rear end?
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first you get the unlimited money, then you get the unlimited power...
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bunnyofdoom posted:Just report, ignore, and speculate on how did Palpatine pull enough to have a kid. Who hosed his wrinkly rear end? the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
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Admittedly it’s been years since I’ve seen the prequels, but is there any reason to think that the droid army is being coerced any more than any other soldiers? It seems like they love their jobs and I don’t remember any of them doing anything but gleefully carry out orders. I might be wrong but the only express human coercion against droids that is distinct from human coercion against humans is in a new hope and maaaybe c-3po getting mind wiped at the end of the PT. Am I forgetting something that makes this comparison compelling?
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Schwarzwald posted:The second best thing a science fiction story can do is have a cool robot. The first best thing is have a robot that kind of sucks. See also why Robocop is a masterpiece. And my favourite thread in the Sci-Fi Wi-Fi is about lovely garbage sci-fi tech, especially when it's written on purpose to be lovely in-universe. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924952 Martman posted:first you get the unlimited money, then you get the unlimited power... Then you get the unlimited rice pudding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSUuyUR_pPE
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https://variety.com/2025/film/news/mikey-madison-star-wars-movie-ryan-gosling-1236370984/quote:Mikey Madison Passes on Shawn Levy’s ‘Star Wars’ Movie With Ryan Gosling Well, at least that's still in development instead of being canned
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They don’t show on screen what happens to the clones who refuse to fight
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