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kidkissinger posted:What happened to SMG anyway? He's currently residing in the ADTRW Evangelion thread
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thepokey posted:If that's true, then drat Sheev REALLY believes in this Death Star plan. He's like a sports coach whose game plan won him one game at team 1 then totally failed after that once opposition coaches figured it out. But he gets picked up by 2 more teams and tries to implement the exact same game plan with both of them while constantly getting hammered. The Death Star cannot fail, it can only be failed.
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Flavius Aetass posted:Why is it that Palpatine seems genuinely badass in ROTJ as he drips with pride and malice, just chewing the scenery, but post-scarring ROTS Palpatine just seems cheesy, like the actor is clearly hamming it up? George Lucas got way worse at directing, or at least wasn't working with the right people
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OctoberCountry posted:Counterpoint: Getting some real prequel trilogy vibes from this but in a good way. It's the kind of absurd poo poo that the prequels needed.
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I wish this film was bad in the way that the prequels were bad, with those you at least got an auteur sense of shittiness because no major studio would ever make the mistakes that George Lucas made over the course of three movies. With this film and The Force Awakens I felt like I was watching a giant list of Star Wars poo poo be checked off over the course of two hours. I didn't realize this until later but no one really cheered, clapped, or laughed during the film. My screening was in a special section of the theater that they sold a limited number of tickets for beforehand that had prize giveaways for answering trivia questions and other fun audience stuff. More people were in costume than in the rest of the theater and it had a high concentration of fans and no one cared about the movie. Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Dec 20, 2019 |
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Something good finally came out of the sequels
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Unfortunately his first use of force lightning burned his dick off
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Mameluke posted:Attack of the Clones is the most enjoyable Star War, objective quality be damned. I love the following things it delivers; - Dooku gradually getting away on a solar sail
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garycoleisgod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79CNws71XlI One of their most recent uploads is a song by a band called Black Magic SS so yeah that's a chud
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porfiria posted:Revenge of the Shits
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I'd be very surprised if they don't have palpatine back as a force ghost for most of the movie
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Gonz posted:https://twitter.com/nofilmschool/status/1652787439885230090?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg
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thrawn527 posted:https://twitter.com/realchasecurtis/status/1653001338475761666?s=20 I'd buy a giant bud lite that erupts into an endless stream of fire when opened Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 18:12 on May 1, 2023 |
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Jerkface posted:I posted my thoughts in the comment post you made, but I'd appreciate it if the star wars thread remained. Like your affinity for the horror thread I think the CD Star Wars thread serves a noble purpose and i like the aggregation aspect of it containing all the star wars talk here. TV IV is good for live posting and discussing episodes IN REAL TIME but I like having the CD thread for meandering conversation for star wars as a whole without that time pressure. New threads for new movies if ever released is good. I think this is the right way, there hasn't been a new movie in a while and the megathread serves as a good bridge between major releases while also being a place for smaller stuff
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porfiria posted:Luke is Obama, Leia is Hilary, Rey is AOC. Finn and Poe are Dirtbag Leftists. Adam Driver is Bernie. Palpatine is Adolf Hitler. Snoke is Trump. Brendan Gleeson's son is Ben Shapiro. Phasma is Marjorie Taylor Green. Kylo go on chapo
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PriorMarcus posted:I kind of like the concept of Snoke as an insanely wealthy man, drawing out the war and funding extremist to keep earning his credits. No force powers, just someone who the dark side has leeched energy from because he's such a loving selfish prick. Snoke wearing gold lame robes in a red velvet throne room was definitely a rich man's version of a sith emperor
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KittyEmpress posted:In the original beta, the dark side jedi Knight never got the title of Master. Instead they got a separate title ceremony where they were named as a General by the republic military. Unfortunately players threw a fit during the beta about not getting the Master title. Whole lot of anakins playing the game
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The kids are luke and leia reincarnated
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General Dog posted:Is there a worse scene in any Star Wars movie than the scene in Force Awakens when Han and Leia pause for 2-3 minutes to stiffly exposit things they already know about their son and their failed relationship? fortnite palpatine finn trying to tell rey that he's force sensitive as his maybe last words chewbacca being revealed as not dead shortly after rey blows up the ship he's on captain phasma, loser fuckface nerd Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jun 28, 2023 |
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The beauty of having an auteur filmmaker is that when the film's bad you get something like anakin talking about how bad sand is as part of a really awkward relationship scene When it's bad because of the studio you get this General Dog posted:Is there a worse scene in any Star Wars movie than the scene in Force Awakens when Han and Leia pause for 2-3 minutes to stiffly exposit things they already know about their son and their failed relationship? Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jun 29, 2023 |
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Mantis42 posted:on a scale of 1 to 10 how excited are ya'll SuperMechagodzilla out of 10
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Schwarzwald posted:no way is there a Lensman movie there's an anime and a film https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic_Patrol_Lensman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lensman_(1984_film)
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koolkal posted:Darth Slurro this would be a good twitter gimmick
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Vinylshadow posted:ST was two kids beating the poo poo out of each other in the front yard the sequels would have been better with more backyard wrestling
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Halloween Jack posted:Lightsabers are cool, but they don't get exponentially more cool when you add more gimmicks on, especially if you don't really have any ideas how to actually do anything interesting with it. ![]()
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two jawas in a coat sweeps
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Vinylshadow posted:
jar jar being impaled is one gently caress of a design choice
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Mantis42 posted:There's still time to make her an android
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Vinylshadow posted:Happy birthday to Star Wars Episode One Racer and its perfectly normal box art nearly every other version looks better ![]() nothing looks as good as the demo disc though ![]()
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CelticPredator posted:Why can’t Star Wars people find good child actors this is jawa and/or ewok erasure
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Upsidads posted:Would have love darths legs on a robot torso somehow, grievous has returned
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Robot Style posted:To hear Lucas tell it, the Republic wasn't having conflicts with any external forces that would require Jedi intervention, and the Jedi were basically just there to make sure everyone within the Republic was playing nice with each other, under penalty of death. lucas making a movie set in the old republic would have owned
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RBA Starblade posted:How uncivilized
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Bongo Bill posted:It also means he probably has to use a different pawn than Darth Maul to spook the Jedi on Naboo he pretends to serve darth plagueis and uses whoever plagueis sends him palpatine betrays him afterward, because the real tragedy of darth plagueis the wise was how he got tricked by a non-force user Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 4, 2024 |
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Wolfsheim posted:the acolyte is funny because they put in some of the EU stuff that you always assume would be ridiculous on screen; lightsaber whip, wookie jedi, evil feelings turning a lightsaber red, force witch pregnancies, etc. but it feels just embarrassed enough about it to be restrained and mostly focuses on the sick fight scenes so it mostly works does darth plagueis count as eu? I kind of feel like he does, despite the story in episode three ![]()
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Papercut posted:Acolyte officially cancelled rip darth plagueis the wise, you'll probably never be voice acted ![]()
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remake the original trilogy, it'll be really funny to see what gets added from the prequels/andor/etc
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90sgamer posted:Same. They tried hard with that Obi-Wan show but it’s still two different characters and honestly I have a hard time reconciling the prequels and the OT are set in the same universe watching andor after revenge of the sith is one hell of a whiplash seeing the isb and then remembering that the emperor's an evil wizard that shoots lighting Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Aug 23, 2024 |
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shlitz is the most underrated clone trooper
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