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2house2fly posted:

The midichlorians are used to determine how strong someone is with the Force, not how human they are

Of all the Jedi I have encountered in my travels, Yoda was the most human.

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# ¿ May 20, 2025 14:37

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jisforjosh posted:

Nah man I'm fairly sure the intro text is flying around in space

I'm really disappointed now that at no point in any film does a tie fighter crash into the intro text from ANH mid-fight

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 15:52

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Guy A. Person posted:

I'm genuinely shocked this wasn't already a gag in Spaceballs

Right? How has no one done it yet?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 19:04

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

I figure it�s the other way around: Palpatine was originally a twist but, after they made him central to the ad campaign & it got a fairly positive response, they were like �gently caress it! Just put him in the first 10 seconds of the movie!�

It turns out everybody loves Sheev! What a great guy!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 19:20

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2house2fly posted:

Sans lingua franca, the galaxy will be torn asunder. And then, it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain. The galaxy will need a new common tongue. A language of Death Stars. My Death Star Destroyers shall be the thread by which all systems are bound together, in equality. No words will be needed. Every man will be forced to recognize his neighbor. People will swallow their pain. They will link lost hands. And the galaxy will become one. This star war... is star peace.

- Sith Jediman

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 22:24

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euphronius posted:

Yoda isn�t genocidal.

You don't know what he posts on the holonet

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 21:03

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thrawn527 posted:

Ha, Kylo gets his face burned by a Sith holocron and gets a Vader like mask with a Vader like breathing sound.

code:

Kylo&#8217;s medical slab rises vertical. He looks into a mirror at
his altered face--half covered with smelted iron, a monster.

KYLO
Finish it.

A NEW MASK lowers onto his head and locks into place,
spitting steam. We don&#8217;t see the front of it, not yet.
A strip of glowing buttons light up the underside of his
forearm. The Med Droid presses a code. The helmet beeps.

MED DROID
Breathe.

He does. A new sound, different than Vader&#8217;s. Gutteral. Deep.

Lmao

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 22:37

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PeterWeller posted:

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.

It can only be improved by the other guy actually saying "We lost the star wars"

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 17:43

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Vinylshadow posted:

ANH and TCW have both said that everything is connected to the Force, it just takes training or affinity to be able to manipulate it

Hux has neither

Besides, his cat Snoke has all the talent in his family

That's a good spacecat

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 16:58

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I didn't mind

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 00:15

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"That strange old wizard that lives at the old lars house? She kissed the grandson of space hitler who also another more recent space hitler. Her grandfather is satan. neyh heh heh heh hehhh"

Yeah that's about right

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 22:11

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Bogus Adventure posted:

More like E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy.

Anakin's legs aren't okay

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 16:14

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Having watched them all I'll stick with the OT and st, please

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 01:25

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Guy A. Person posted:

I mean no worries there's lots of great movies there's probably 50+ movies you haven't seen that are better than any Star Wars, watch those instead!

I don't understand

Wait this isn't the RSF :blush:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 01:37

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quote:

We�re going to see "The Great Disaster". Something terrible is going to happen at the opening of the novel.

I bet it involves Yoda

# ¿ Feb 25, 2020 15:52

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It was tremendous bullshit that Snoke wasn't twenty feet tall, and also tremendous bullshit that Sheev didn't clone himself a new body that's also twenty feet tall

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 21:37

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Martman posted:

it's true, no one can even remember the main characters' names.

Ben, I think

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 22:22

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CelticPredator posted:

Looking it up it�s from some vr game where you and Vader get some stupid stone so he can bring back padme. Instead it gets used to heal the planet lol ok

CelticPredator posted:

You know what wigs me out over anything in rots? Mustafar looking like a boring forest with some smoke and fire placed everywhere. That�s just insane to me that they decided to even pretend that was the same planet

"Good enough."

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 16:33

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I saw Episode 2 as a kid and it was the first movie I saw where I thought "I'm bored"

The real value in the prequels were that the Lego sets ruled

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 21:56

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CelticPredator posted:

I found some threads

Don’t know what’s in em bht they had pages so here lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1562608

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1564873

"So I hit up the local video store"

XXX with "Vin Diesal"

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 03:14

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Oh my God lol

Yahtzee posted:

Bah I'm too cool for this debate. I'm going to go have sex with a girl.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 03:26

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Moisture farmers are just incredible poseurs and no one likes them.

On other planets they're dressed as puckish rogues

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 03:35

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgOwuVdVJU

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 05:26

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Blood Boils posted:

Wow what video game is this from

Star Wars Episode II for the Xbox

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 23:08

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Schwarzwald posted:

Any game named after any movie will be god awful. This is factual, always.

Take that back about Goldeneye

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 00:17

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Could you provide some examples of good writing and dialogue, as a comparison?

Somehow, Palpatine returned

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 16:17

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Young Yoda should have been portrayed by a massive bodybuilder with a flowing mane who never did anything but utter wise sayings and ask if you judge him by his size

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 17:21

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It's easier to imagine the end of the Jedi than it is the end of capitalism

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:37

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Martman posted:

ewoks are just baby wookiees

Youngling wookies

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 21:07

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Yeah, Star Trek has gods and Star Wars has energy fields that are easily quantifiable through blood tests

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 17:40

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TheDeadlyShoe posted:

Big Spock

Spoock

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 18:19

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I thought it's about incest

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 18:57

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Elias_Maluco posted:

No, it�s supposed to be funny, comic relief . Like a talking broom complaining about its back from brushing all day long or something like that.

The suffering of the slave droids is laughing matter trough all films

That poor gonk droid did nothing to deserve that.

Mods??????

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 21:42

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The moral is don't elect evil wizards to be president and if you do, don't let a frogman vote him unlimited power

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 23:14

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Maybe the moral is that the real evil wizard is democracy

# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 23:24

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hNiofsR8XU

Sci-fi vs. fantasy, in a nutshell.

Elias takes a movie partly about slavery, then fantasizes about a slavery without slaves - where all indications of droid personhood are imaginary.

You're forgetting someone

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 00:00

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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

It really is odd that the assassin droid, who empathetically saves Din's life and sacrifices itself to let them all escape, ends up having it's corpse piloted by Grogu for convenience. Pretty kooky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyAx_TflZ34

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 17:10

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quote:

That�s the paradox: it�s not sufficient to just restore factory settings or whatever, and toss them out into the world; they need to be taught the science of Marxism-Leninism.

This is Star Wars SMG, Marx and Lenin won't exist for a long time. They need to be taught the science of M'arxlo-Leninoism

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 17:51

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thrawn527 posted:

Yeah, they say that medically, there's nothing wrong with her. She's just lost the will to live. Even though she'd just given birth to two children. Whom she would now have to raise, on her own, as a single parent...actually, that checks out.

Even Obi-Wan decided "nah" and ditched them asap

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 18:28

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# ¿ May 20, 2025 14:37

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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

In the movie Man Of Steel, Superman�s parents die on Krypton even though they have access to space-ships. As with Padme, this was very deliberate.

Clark Kent: Why didn't you come with me?
Jor-El: We couldn't, Kal. No matter how much we wanted to, no matter how we loved you. Your mother, Lara, and I were a product of the failures of our world as much as Zod was. It's hard to explain.

I think Anakin's a product of Sheev

# ¿ Jan 22, 2024 22:08

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