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What would keep explorers from expanding to almost 50% of the ‘left’ side of the galaxy and not the ‘right’?
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Apr 6, 2021 01:59
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Everyone seems to understand quite a number of languages though. There’s probably some sort of education system.
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Apr 7, 2021 04:44
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General Dog posted:That makes sense, though from a story perspective it’s kind of important/notable that our protagonists don’t have any “normal”, outsider character in their lives, certainly none who they consider equals. Would have been Elan Sleazebaggano but ObiWan had to brainwash him.
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Apr 20, 2021 21:37
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Darth Kalumzi ”You were banished because you were clumsy?” “Yousa mighten be saying that...”
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Apr 21, 2021 01:07
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The worst Star Wars movie was released in 1983, the best one was released in 2002 and the last one was released in 2005.
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Apr 21, 2021 19:02
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How is this any better than the old canon?
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May 2, 2021 05:01
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DesertIslandHermit posted:In fairness, it sounds like something Palpatine would totally do and it's better than what we got in Rise of Skywalker. Which means that Palpatine, upon seeing Luke’s mangled hand, must have thought back to the moment he saw Anakin’s mangled entire body. He must have had a moment where he thought ‘What the hell am I even doing anymore?’
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May 2, 2021 10:03
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Why does Luke’s hand like to wear gold? Imagine making your villain out of the hand of the hero from the previous entries. It could hold some pretty interesting meaning if you really explored that in a way only a science fiction/fantasy really could. But this is what we got lol.
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May 2, 2021 10:11
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This begs the question as to the whereabouts of Zam Wessell, Ponda Baba and the Wampa’s hands. They may not yield force wielding clones, but they could perhaps be crimelords or some other kind of lesser plot relevant antagonist.
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May 3, 2021 01:51
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Why is a clone of Luke nine feet tall with claws?
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May 3, 2021 16:56
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Oh hey two things I used to like:
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May 3, 2021 17:13
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thrawn527 posted:Mistakes were made. ‘Somehow, Luke returned’
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May 3, 2021 17:29
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Mantis42 posted:who's dick does he get? All we know is he gets Maul’s balls.
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May 6, 2021 06:40
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Is the Bad Batch stuff good?
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May 8, 2021 23:44
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Rey Cypher.
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May 13, 2021 00:39
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I’m the alternate universe where Star Wars is an R-rated sci-fi grindhouse flop from the 70’s, fondly remembered by a handful of cinephile nerds.
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May 15, 2021 05:57
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Grendels Dad posted:The opening crawl physically present in the universe, coming from Snoke's gigantic typewriter. “‘And since I achieved all my goals as Supreme Leader in one movie, there was no need to finish the second. The end.’ Hm. Good character. Good, not great.” Kart Barfunkel fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 15, 2021 |
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May 15, 2021 06:01
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Grendels Dad posted:I shudder to think what's done to Carrie Fischer in that version. Vader interrogates Leia not with a beneedle’d orb, but plays out pretty much exactly like this: https://youtu.be/DKFzYUe5_p4
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May 15, 2021 23:20
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Yes. Release the A-Ha cut.
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May 18, 2021 23:25
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I bet money that David Lynch enjoyed the prequels, if he saw them.
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Jun 7, 2021 03:08
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Studio Trigger making a Star Wars thing??????
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Jul 4, 2021 19:14
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Nightmare Cinema posted:What about saying it looks like mid-2000's progressive metal cover art? I assume the only appropriate response would be to ask you to provide such album covers.
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Sep 2, 2021 02:11
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Shiroc posted:When I saw TFA in theaters, about 45 minutes or so in I was starting to wonder how something that moved so breathlessly could be so crushingly dull. A good question. For another time.
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Vinylshadow posted:
I love that it’s happening but you’ll have to get me as hosed up as Carrie Fisher, now in stunningly clear resolution, to get me to watch it again.
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Dec 14, 2021 19:42
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Vinylshadow posted:Mando had chapters for its episode titles; we've reached the Boba Chapters The Bobamnibus
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Dec 25, 2021 01:08
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Boba Fett’s armor looks very bad on the show which is weird because The Mandalorian’s armor looks very good.
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Dec 25, 2021 01:59
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Blood Boils posted:A Rancor mindset and Ewok diet are essential to the Mando lifestyle Dumbbells with gundark faces on the side.
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Neo Rasa posted:Hell they even have a perfect setup for it since Rise of Skywalker had him flying off with that ex-stormtrooper woman to find where she comes from or whatever. I would be very surprised if they really followed up on anything in episode 9 because that movie was a piece of poo poo.
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Jan 5, 2022 02:43
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Modesta lol.
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Jan 18, 2022 09:36
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Grendels Dad posted:Or referred to themselves as Moffs in any way. Like, have Kyle arrest one of them and as he is dragged away he yells "You can't do this to me, I'm a Moff! You hear me? A Moooooooooff!" ‘Moffs! You can’t fight in here, this is a Star War Room!’
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Mar 29, 2022 07:36
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Disney, sell the Jawa Juice.
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Apr 16, 2022 03:54
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Are we even clear if Sheev in 9 was a clone or the actual surviving body of Palpatine from 6?
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May 12, 2022 22:49
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Sheev’s planet of elusive plot contrivances, strobe lights and quick cuts to mask a rushed set design feel like they came from the Roger Corman school of corner-cutting filmmaking. The best thing I can say about episode 9 is that it’s the one most suited to watch if you’re really hosed up and literally cannot focus on more than one scene at a time. Kart Barfunkel fucked around with this message at 12:43 on May 13, 2022 |
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May 13, 2022 06:40
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It also would have given us more Babu Friks.
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May 18, 2022 02:04
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What’s that second helmet in the new opening logo?
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May 27, 2022 07:51
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Obi Wan show looks cheap and I hope the storytelling gets better. But on the other hand it’s got Ewan and Jimmy Smitts so it’s not all bad news.
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May 27, 2022 11:10
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I fail to see how making your lead antagonist a total pushover idiot clown who is bad *intentionally* makes for compelling conflict. She couldn’t even intimidate a ten year old girl. This show sucks so much poo poo. It’s a bunch of nothing written by a hundred bean counters.
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Vintersorg posted:This show tho? Garbage. See ya on Wednesday tho! lol 
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