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Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Death-stixie

# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 03:30

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:58

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Crabtree posted:

I have now heard the dumbest theory ever and I sort of want a dumb End Game like time travel plot to happen just so I can laugh at it for a day straight. "Uh, poo poo's hosed because of Last Jedi" *J.J. Abrams busts in with the writer of Justice League and Batman V Superman* "GUYS! LET'S JUST FLING THEM BACK SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS IN THE PAST!"

Rey's mother is... HERSELF
so is her father somehow

# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 05:16

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Flavius Aetass posted:

Calling it now�Rey is a clone made by dark side sorcery for the purpose of hosting Palpatine's ghost, but Luke hid her away long ago so Snoke (Palpatine's imperfect host) wouldn't find her.

All of the OT was a plot to release the demon Paimon from Palp's body, so that it could take up residence in a more suitable form. TROS will end with Finn floating in the air, sawing his own head off.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 03:33

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Gonz posted:

Assembled storyboards from the same people who got a whole lot correct doing the same thing prior to TFA:

>He sends the KoR to Take care of Rey and Kylo as he rebuilds the second Death Star.
>We get a chase in the death star and it start rising from water all by Palpatine's command.
>Kylo kills the host but Palpatine possesses him and they get outside as Death Star 2 rises from water,

I can't believe they called the fourth death star Death Star 2

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 00:30

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Wild Horses posted:

Palpatine as a ghost would be better if he was a ghostbusters or poltergeist ghost
A spectre blowing one of the heroes under the sheets, in a one-off scene, without broader significance.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 15:38

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Bogus Adventure posted:

It will be broken down into a trilogy

Star Wars Episode IX: Origins
Star Wars Episode IX: Revelations
Star Wars Episode IX: Palperdammerung

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 23:57

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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FlamingLiberal posted:

I think RLM did some video a couple of years ago where they read that

I'm kinda over RLM, but that video is one of the best things they've ever done, and I come back to it every now and then

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 01:32

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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pospysyl posted:

The only thing scarier than a Death Star? A really big Death Star. And the only thing scarier than that? A hundred Death Stars.

That's ridiculous. The scariest thing would be if the baddies had a small team of death stars, each of which echoes one of the heroes in some way, like in the fast and the furious 6.

Edit: I wanted to do more with this post, but it's really hard to describe the opposites of the sequel characters

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 03:00

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Everyone knows order 67 was renaming the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center

# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 16:55

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

Everything I've heard about Rise of the Skywalker so far has powerful At World's End energy.

How can I still hate something I barely remember?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 04:26

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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Pollyanna posted:

97/92 on RT is really not helping your case here.

Whose case is it helping?

# ¿ Dec 20, 2019 01:10

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

I still haven't seen it, outside of a couple baffling scenes linked ITT

# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 03:32

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

nvm

# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 06:27

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:58

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

"Sheev's sleeves!", when kids are around

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 07:17

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