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Startled bulb nose man would make one hell of an avatar
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 15:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:12 |
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Lampsacus posted:Actually I disagree. Imagine remembering the prequels in ten years with rose tinted glasses. Its beautiful fodder for an actually good proper tv series. True Detective + I,II,III = $$ for Disney. What is this, just filming Cinema Discusso's version of the prequels?
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 02:43 |
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Elizabeth Jennings doesn't hate men, she hates capitalism. She kills men. In horrifying numbers, and that's what I hope Keri Russell brings to the table in Ep IX.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 19:21 |
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Ideal Star Wars viewing order: II III until I get bored, I mean I like the prequels but Padme is criminally underused Wait 3 months V Auralnauts' The Last Laser Master
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 00:00 |
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They can rehabilitate Episode 8 by having it confirmed in the opening crawl of Episode 9 that Luke did, in fact, molest Kylo, and that by dying he has become a malevolent Force ghost that Kylo and Rey must bang to defeat
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 23:23 |
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It can't be Endor, because there's no way the trees would be that green and healthy after the Ewok Holocaust.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 06:09 |
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Finally, a new trilogy alien that doesn't just look like a man with a turd for a head
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 19:36 |
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Matt Smith and Richard E. Grant are playing the Eleventh and Shalka Doctors, obviously.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 15:14 |
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Using midichlorians to explain everything in the prequels was annoying enough, but now we're supposed to accept vocal chord parasites can pretty much do whatever as well?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 02:52 |
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Kaz Miller: No. No!? NOO!!!!!
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 03:35 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I am controversial.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 01:45 |
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As everybody should have expected, the rebels will have a bunch of ships and extras again with no explanation
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 22:50 |
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We should really just post the infrequent "JJ has thrown his friend Greg Grunberg another bone" and "No poo poo, they paper over there only being ten rebels left at the end of TLJ" bits of news in the main thread and probate anybody who complains.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 19:05 |
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Remember, these are real rumors that have come with information that has been validated in various aspects of Star Wars on screen. So the rumors by themselves have validity.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2019 15:25 |
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Wow, you don't think Chewbacca is a human being like Kylo Ren or the gonk droid are? Go back to r/the_donald you incel chud
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 17:33 |
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It strikes me that force-ghost Anakin, who died to save his son's life in one flash of goodness, would have harsh words for that son who himself died to spite the nephew he abused. I want a Luke v Anakin v Kylo lightsaber duel that Rey witnesses as Kylo just flipping out in a void.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2019 03:52 |
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"Amilyn" is a very white trash sounding name and makes sense for a middle aged woman who still dyes her hair anime colours
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 02:49 |
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Episode XI - No, We Swear, Luke Canonically Did Not Molest Kylo
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 02:20 |
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God rember the emotion and tension of Finn fighting that one cop Or the long-earned thrills of Rey and Kylo chopping down all those other cops
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 20:27 |
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It's hard to tap into the numbers that "Oh boy, Star Wars is BACK" brought when all one can now offer is "oh, star wars is back"
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 00:29 |
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The Force of Hope
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 22:53 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Holy poo poo! gently caress! Finn has a different hairstyle. When compared to his previous portrayals, sure, but definitely not compared to his current co-stars.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 15:03 |
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Star Wars Episode IX: We Made Two Already
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 18:59 |
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kidkissinger posted:Jedha isn't a planet, it's just a region of Jakoonie It's canonically a separate planet because it's far more Islamesque than Jakkooine
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 22:04 |
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The Dark Skywalker Rises
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 05:09 |
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Martman posted:OT: Yay! We killed the bad guy! Time for the good guys to fix everything! OT: The Galactic Civil War was about slavery PT: The Galactic Civil War was about member systems' rights ST: The Galactic Civil War was about slavery
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 15:08 |
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I think Disney Vader is a pretty cool guy, he murders women and doesn't afraid of anything
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 21:14 |
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Even his idea seemed kinda dumb. Why would the Death Star have morgues to attend?
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 12:41 |
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drat, they've been leaving breadcrumbs? And they're tying Moomins into the canon? That Pablo Hidalgo sure can weave a dream!
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 02:41 |
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I think part of it, even beyond the obvious misogyny, is how stupid a choice like "Vader kills Everyone who sees his face" is to make for the character. Why the hell would he care?
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 18:53 |
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Blast Fantasto posted:Is constable zuvio gonna be in this movie ACZAB
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 18:15 |
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Teek posted:Pablo goes out of his way to try to not talk about Star Wars now. Apparently even his non-SW stuff is construed and twisted into being about SW too by Reddit. He attended a non-SW event in NYC with some people, including Rian Johnson. Reddit turned it into a big consultation thing about Johnson's trilogy. Wtf is this? That's like Guy Fieri going on a talk show and begging people to stop asking him about kitschy diners
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# ¿ May 29, 2019 22:00 |
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Chewie, Threepio, and R2D2 are functionally immortal as they don't need a specific actor to play them
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 20:43 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Also, that "Star Wars fact" has people thinking that the First Order may have ripped holes in space-time. Probably also a bunch of credulous morons eagerly discussing the "lore implications"
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 12:57 |
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Angry Salami posted:"On the other hand, Watto is the only representation we Jews get in the Star Wars franchise." Wasn't literally every woman in Star Wars until Rose a beautiful jewess
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 03:56 |
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Oh, jeeze, a red stormtrooper, shut up and take my money Disney
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 15:24 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:Also I think the dumbest part of the whole area in Disneyland is that there's a single ride and everything else is just a store where you can buy stuff. I mean, I understand having a bunch of Star Wars merch to sell in themed stores... but people go to theme parks primarily for the rides. Why isn't there 4 or 5 rides to enjoy? I mean poo poo, give me some Podracing, maybe group 4v4 TIE Fighter and X-Wing battles, the loving trench run. I dunno it sounds like Disney is close to finally perfecting the theme park
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 14:07 |
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This is probably the coolest new ship, even if is just the two ships from the opening of TPM loving inside a star destroyer Also lol at casting Matt Smith as a knight, that dude has been playing old and frail since his mid-twenties
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 21:51 |
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Bring Gwendoline Christie back as a completely unrelated character imo
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 02:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:12 |
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drat and I thought spinning thousands of words out of nothing was an essaywriting skill I left behind in undergrad
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 19:37 |