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Covok posted:Alright, so, I decided to scroll back just to see what the general buzz was and I find it hilarious how many people are confused about Darth Maul. nobody's "confused". dude got cut in half and he fell down a shaft. you don't survive that. it's dumb they brought him back. Mike N Eich posted:Kylo Ren is easily EASILY the best thing about the new trilogy correct. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 00:39 on May 28, 2018 |
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that does not surprise me in the least.
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May 28, 2018 05:02
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darth maul's design was comical even when i was a teenager.
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May 28, 2018 14:06
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that was "the design was bad even to a lame teenager".
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May 28, 2018 17:17
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he’s even dumber now that I’m an adult so the opposite of what you said. my far more cynical friend dressed as him for the premiere you idiot lol
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May 28, 2018 19:07
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Tenzarin posted:This had to be the best star wars movie ever. And it was the worst!
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Dec 21, 2019 21:09
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FlamingLiberal posted:$185-195 mil opening weekend is not very good when this is the finale of a trilogy I mean Force Awakens would've easily been the highest grossing movie of all time if China gave a poo poo about Star Wars so that was inevitable. Martman posted:I guess the main sign that time has passed is that Rey is better at making rocks float... There's so much dumb poo poo in this movie I forgot about that until I read your post.
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Dec 22, 2019 14:03
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Irony Be My Shield posted:I honestly didn't hate the idea of Palpatine being an undying evil who was secretly pulling the strings to create new apprentices in the first two films. But that didn't feel very compatible with him having the resources to very easily subjugate and/or destroy the entire universe on his own. It rendered not just TLJ but also TFA completely pointless. It would've still been kinda silly but I woulda been fine with him being a ghost haunting the Death Star ruins but being a physical body on some other world where he built an unseen massive fleet is too stupid for words.
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Dec 22, 2019 14:26
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I always hated that poo poo in the EU so it didn't help with thinking the movie wasn't dumb as hell.
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Dec 22, 2019 14:37
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Dishwasher posted:"The power to blow up a planet is nothing compared to the power of the Force." That's didn't mean you could literally destroy planets with the Force. lmao at saying it's debatable Return oft he Jedi is better than this. That is a level of brokebrain I didn't think was possible.
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Dec 22, 2019 16:40
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Dishwasher posted:And you'll find many people have problems with ROTJ, less/more issues with every other Star Wars movie (some you'll agree and disagree with), and a whole bag of other different opinions different from yours. I know! This movie was awful and Return of the Jedi has the most emotionally powerful scenes in the entire franchise despite being the weakest of the original films.
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Dec 22, 2019 17:50
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But nah, keep calling people broke-brained. It won't change my particular opinion. Stop bringing down the vibes. 
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The Sith Troopers are in it for so little time you don't even see how dumb their helmets are. I just assumed they;d just have normal helmets that were red.
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Dec 22, 2019 18:10
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cuntman.net posted:extremely impressed that jj threw off the shackles and used his newfound freedom to make the least creative thing possible This might be the laziest movie I've ever seen.
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Dec 22, 2019 18:52
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JJ is a lazy hack is the answer.
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Dec 22, 2019 19:15
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Ingmar terdman posted:If Rey's force healing Kylo's gut also got rid of his scar does it also reverse a circumcision Star Wars long predates the invention of circumcision.
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Dec 22, 2019 19:20
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riseofmydick posted:Wow this movie did really bad at the box office. Almost 400 million is bad?
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Dec 22, 2019 19:36
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The movie's dumb as hell but I think it's pretty clear he picked them up and stabbed them on the ship. Also lmao that they find his ship on ANOTHER desert planet.
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Dec 22, 2019 19:41
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Pick posted:Oh, sorry, Ben Solo. I didn't see TLJ though. We knew his true name was Ben Solo from Force Awakens. Han yells "BEN!" before he gets shanked.
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Dec 22, 2019 19:45
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Gargamel Gibson posted:What was the super important thing that Finn wanted to tell Rey? At the last scene where they hug I was thinking uhh did JJ forget to have Finn tell Rey he loved her?
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Dec 23, 2019 15:37
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Captain Jesus posted:(based on some stupid comic book, not necessarily supported by the movies) The bad movies imply Palpatine created Anakin during the squid opera scene.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:01
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Captain Jesus posted:I think ROTS leans more in the way that Darth Plagueis did that, not Palpatine. I had assumed Palpatine made Plagueis up but naturally there had to be some book about how he was a real guy actually because every tiny little thing has to be overexplained.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:07
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Captain Jesus posted:It's possible that he made him up, but I think the movie leaves the question whether Anakin was created by the force or by the sith lords kinda ambiguous. On the one hand, you have Palpatine's story accompanied by the images of an egg being fertilized. On the other hand, Palpatine later reveals that he was bullshiting Anakin about the power to cheat death. If he actually knew how to create new life, why do it just once? I always assumed that Palpatine was talking about an ability that he didn't actually have. Oh I didn't want to give the impression it was coherent.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:18
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Intel&Sebastian posted:TFA and TLJ both feel like unspoken remakes of ANH and ESB. At least ROS didn't keep with that. It didn't really keep with anything but lol. What. It's Return of the Jedi. Rey finds out she's from an evil lineage and the Emperor tries to tempt her by showing all her friends are in trouble in a giant space battle.
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Dec 23, 2019 18:41
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Even I liked Last Jedi it ends forty minutes after it should have which is a mistake JJ repeated.
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Dec 23, 2019 18:47
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Arglebargle III posted:Wait, can someone explain to me why the death star ruins ever were lost in the first place? "Can someone explain to me why" can preface at least 90 percent of the poo poo in this movie.
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Dec 23, 2019 18:54
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Boxman posted:Johnson wrote a bad star war but he isn't a bad writer on balance. Looper and Knives Out were good Yeah though I did describe Last Jedi as "clearly written by the guy that put unnecessary telekinesis in his time traveling hitmen movie" when a friend wanted my spoiler free take.
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Dec 23, 2019 20:41
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Gargamel Gibson posted:The guy who fixed Kylo Ren's helmet straight up was just a chimp. What up with that? He had long ears gosh.
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Dec 23, 2019 20:50
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gohmak posted:It did no such thing. It sure did.
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Dec 23, 2019 21:48
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cuntman.net posted:as someone who dislikes this movie and the sequels: i doubt it Well you were wrong.
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Dec 23, 2019 22:03
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I'm not hallucinating when I remember them saying Carrie Fisher had finished filming her scenes for this movie before she died right? Because it's clear they edited footage from the previous movies and she didn't film a second for this one.
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Dec 23, 2019 22:07
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The movie doesn't really "explain" it since there's no way to explain away falling down a shaft, being blown up, and then the station it happened on blowing the gently caress up.
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Dec 23, 2019 23:46
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No Mods No Masters posted:The thread is coming down unexpectedly hard on babu frik. There's no patience for him to be had here. I don't like it but I accept it Babu is the only good part of the movie.
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Dec 23, 2019 23:59
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PT6A posted:The thing about the reaction to this film versus episodes 8 and 9 is that, far more this time around, it seems like both the people who liked the film and didn't like the film, generally agree on what the major problems with the film are and just disagree about how "bad" that makes the movie. Like, I can fully accept a lot of the criticisms, but they didn't bother me to the point I didn't enjoy the movie. It was more interesting that she was a nobody. It was one of the good bits from Last Jedi. I could sorta understand people liking Last Jedi even if I thought it was bad but I legitimately can't grasp people enjoying this one. It's turbo dumb from the opening scenes.
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Dec 27, 2019 14:21
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Did everyone making the show forget Boba Fett died.
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No Mods No Masters posted:There was very little reason to believe anyone in star wars was actually dead even before disney wars reduced it to actual zero I actually forgot they brought Darth Maul back with robot legs for the cartoon or whatever. How loving dumb lmao
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May 8, 2020 23:04
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Darko posted:Thats a bad on paper turned out awesome thing. I'm not watching a prequel cartoon so I guess I'll never know. It did make me laugh out loud in Solo though.
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May 8, 2020 23:27
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Jewmanji posted:Cheapen? How? AOTC is phenomenal. CD never fails. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 17:08 on May 9, 2020 |
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May 9, 2020 16:23
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Ingmar terdman posted:This just reminds me that in the cinematic dagwood style poo poo sandwich that is ROS there is a second of mark and carrie's faces painted onto young bodies for some reason Sometimes I forgot one of the 200 insanely stupid things in the movie but then it rises to the top on my mind and I get to laugh again at it.
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galagazombie posted:Lol the new issue of the Darth Vader comic just revealed that Snoke is Luuke, complete with being grown from Luke's severed hand. 
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Rise of Skywalker was already incredibly stupid it would've livened things up to go even dumber with the Luke hand thing.
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