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Mameluke posted:Wtf is this? That's like Guy Fieri going on a talk show and begging people to stop asking him about kitschy diners Well Fieri did like the tacos served in Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina.
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FlamingLiberal posted:He was not as big of a fan of Dexter Jettster’s diner though I think his main critique was not enough donkey sauce on the nachos.
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May 30, 2019 13:52
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ruddiger posted:I'd watch a food show that toured famous fictional diners from cinema. Yes, always wanted to know what happens when creating a 'Vader Slider'.
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May 30, 2019 14:57
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Taintrunner posted:There's an entire videogame franchise about a man who never fucks and it's the source of his power which allows him to beat the poo poo out of literally hundre- no, thousands of human beings. Yakuza Kiryu vs Vader would be an interesting battle. I wonder what Vader's back tattoo is.
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Jul 2, 2019 13:46
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I assume that lightsabers breaking is explained in the EU.
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So the Death Star is some hotel now with a monorail?
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Robot Style posted:Having Ackbar the suicide bomber in a Star War sure would have been something, alright. Jek Porkins
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I want Phasma in a sitcom.
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Aug 1, 2019 21:10
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Everyone Loves Phasma
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Darth TNT posted:
Left out the space chicks flirting with him.
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Aug 2, 2019 14:34
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DeimosRising posted:The second one is just a really bulky version of the ship from the end of ESB. The first one, like the concept art posted earlier, has that big gap in the middle and I can’t stop thinking about how they’d have to get in a littler space ship to go from one side to the other or else go all the way around I attribute that to having some sort of space union of workers. So there are teams on both sides protected by labor laws.
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Aug 7, 2019 21:05
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All I want is porgs in red sith armor.
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Aug 8, 2019 20:20
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And the charred remains of a ghost porg.
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Aug 9, 2019 10:43
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I just hope Uncle Palps finds closure.
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Aug 18, 2019 23:57
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Just hyperspace some sort of craft into Uncle Palp's "body" to destroy him and be done with it.
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Aug 19, 2019 14:29
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The burning question in my mind is if Palpatine still enjoys opera.
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Aug 21, 2019 16:52
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I always wondered how Palpatine was as a kid.
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Cripes, guess his anger was fueled by puberty. Makes sense.
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Aug 22, 2019 17:14
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Captain Splendid posted:If there's a narrated epilogue can't it please just be: "They died." ? Jar Jar narrates.
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Aug 25, 2019 14:41
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Like everyone else in SW, someone who needs to really get laid. What language would C3P0 use when he has droid 'relations'?
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Aug 26, 2019 21:26
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ruddiger posted:Red eyes 3PO means he's low on batteries. Uncle Palps screams at the fact he doesn't haven't AAA batteries in his junk drawer.
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YaketySass posted:Evil C-3PO is what happens when you recharge him after midnight. How can he be a combative rear end in a top hat?
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General Dog posted:As much as I like Palpatine and like Return of the Jedi, I don't understand how Palpatine envisioned things turning out when he brought Luke up to the throne room and took off his handcuffs. Seems like the only possible outcomes are: Uncle Palps was playing 4D chess.
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Aug 28, 2019 22:55
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What brand did Uncle Palp smoke?
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Sep 3, 2019 21:35
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High Lord Elbow posted:Anyone who thinks the first act of ANH drags needs to watch any other movie from 1977. The only movie one needs to watch from 1977 is Damnation Alley.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:pete's dragon Bogus Adventure posted:Kingdom of the Spiders Look, I appreciate your suggestions but only one movie had killer cockroaches. I repeat, killer cockroaches.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'm not sure what's going on here... Obviously looking at his newly installed backyard kitchen and roasting porgs.
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Sep 8, 2019 00:24
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Granted, I probably spent too much time thinking of this (like 10 seconds) after watching the OT a week ago. Why the heck were stormtroopers riding horseback in the desert?
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Sep 23, 2019 16:11
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Grandpa Palps falls into Sarlac.
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R. Guyovich posted:lmao at wiping threepio's memory permanently then finding a transferable copy like 15 minutes later Cripes, they have cloud tech and stuff. Probably some Lando kickstarter.
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Cross-Section posted:Basically, the issue with these text-dump plot leaks is that they lack a John Williams score John Williams commands the orchestra with a light saber pieced together from random parts.
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banned from Starbucks posted:Does Chewie have human type nipples up top or those stomach nipples like dogs/other animals have? Given he is bipedal I would expect the former.
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I made the mistake of researching it and now assume Chewie may have had 6 nipples as posted above given the female count. Real question is can old Sheeve shoot lightning out of his nips.
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Ingmar terdman posted:but enough about Darth Vader I hate to ask this, but is there some EU stuff that explores how Vader deals with daily life?
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Oct 15, 2019 19:25
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Barudak posted:Darth Vader choking Den Nis in accounting for loving up the paperwork and making Vader have to re-sign the fleet officer requisition form, letting him live because he hit the monthly quota on office supplies replacements Imagine Vader's rage when his stapler fucks up.
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Oct 17, 2019 14:09
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Gonz posted:Here are the fully updated storyboards for IX. Good.
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Oct 22, 2019 23:45
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Gonz posted:The potential of him being a salt vampire and using Sith magic to rejuvinate himself into full Senate form also has me giddy as gently caress. Would like to see uncle palps just go full on gonzo mode with the lightning.
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well why not posted:
Yeah, has its problems but was just basically a kick-rear end movie for stupid over the top stuff. Vader's home looked nice. The only thing was it was missing space donkeys.
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I think it would involve an an extra hour figuring out his taxes since he was no longer a dependent.
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