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YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Knights Who Say gently caress Of The Old Republic

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YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Uncle Wemus posted:

When will disney feature an openly unionized character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Reylo's Paradox

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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At least Ford has escaped the curse.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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I'm just waiting for them to recapture David Prowse's likeness.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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It's time for that pic again as illustration:

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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I'm the dinosaur named Coolman.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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If you think about it Star Wars doesn't matter because it's all happening in a galaxy far far away.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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It's gonna be poetry like A Last Hope.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Who's the guy in white?

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Star Wars Episode IX - Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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The Force Awakens The Last Jedi, Hope They Got Enough Sleep

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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ruddiger posted:

Hope me, Obi Wan Kenobi.

Hope Me Hope Me Darth Plagueis Darth Plagueis

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Star Wars - Episode IX: Hope You Like Some Star Wars

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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It probably says something that all the titles are directly referencing Force stuff now instead of acknowledging a larger context.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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They've got a funny way of killing the past and doing something new.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Polo-Rican posted:

there are so many interesting things they could have done with Kylo as the lead villain, after the previous film literally chopped the emperor in two, literally said "let old things die. time for new stuff", and installed Kylo on the throne. But nope, gotta introduce a new emperor because that's how old star wars did it.

I like the part where "anyone can be a Jedi" is amended with "but really it's all about the Skywalkers".

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Just Chamber posted:

it kind of cheapens the end of Return of the Jedi plus it's just screams we can't think of anything to do

Oh no, God forbid.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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A Skywalker is already what they call a deathsticks addict.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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"I am a Skywalker, like my father before me."

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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It's not gonna do poorly.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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precision posted:

Why do we hate TLJ again

It tried to be KOTOR 2 and KOTOR 2 sucked.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Mecca is far more islamesque than my place and I'm pretty sure it's still on the same planet.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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McCloud posted:

Kotor 2 ruled you boob

That dril tweet about good and bad things but with more libertarianism about how it's bad to help the homeless.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Every KOTOR 2 that exists or could have existed is equally bad.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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pospysyl posted:

Lol the person who tells you that lies to you the entire game in order to manipulate you into total nihilistic despair.

Yes, and the game has nothing real to oppose to her outside of: "Just try thinking for yourself, maaan. Have you, like, really looked at your hands?"

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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It is the call of the "no fucks left to give" part of a franchise lifecycle, which can be either dreary or fun as hell.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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BigglesSWE posted:

I mean the EU introduced that idea way back when do that point is way behind us.

Everything old is new again.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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i liked the backflip

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Shaocaholica posted:

Rian Johnson should have a cameo in this one just to gently caress with nerds.

His character, looking at his hand dirty with alien milk: "I'm so hosed up."

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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They're nowhere near as bad as the menagerie of Youtube idiots but boy do they like reminding you that minorities can identify with a white male protagonist just fine and diverse casting is therefore just a marketing gimmick.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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precision posted:

Why didn't they call it Redemption of the Solo

Why did they name him after two fake names when his mother is both royalty and a survivor of a dead planet? That's pretty drat hosed up.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Dave Syndrome posted:

But thanks to your comment I now have the image in my head of a Palpatine with gills, happily swimming around in the ruins of his throne room, his robe trailing behind him like a mermaid's tail.

The Sheev of Water

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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The RotJ unmasking scene but it's just Adam Driver's normal face.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Vader spends almost his entire screen time in RotJ telling Luke it's no use trying to redeem him, before Luke totally does anyway.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Paltergheist

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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Every living thing is connected to the Force - that's explicitly what it is.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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YaketySass posted:

This has to be a jab at Aphra, right?

Aphra being "what if evil Indiana Jones, but also a Vader fangirl", one of the most popular characters of the new canon.

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YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

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