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Knights Who Say gently caress Of The Old Republic
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# ¿ May 20, 2025 14:14 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:When will disney feature an openly unionized character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM
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Reylo's Paradox
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At least Ford has escaped the curse.
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I'm just waiting for them to recapture David Prowse's likeness.
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It's time for that pic again as illustration:![]()
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I'm the dinosaur named Coolman.
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If you think about it Star Wars doesn't matter because it's all happening in a galaxy far far away.
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It's gonna be poetry like A Last Hope.
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Who's the guy in white?
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Star Wars Episode IX - Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
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The Force Awakens The Last Jedi, Hope They Got Enough Sleep
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ruddiger posted:Hope me, Obi Wan Kenobi. Hope Me Hope Me Darth Plagueis Darth Plagueis
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Star Wars - Episode IX: Hope You Like Some Star Wars
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It probably says something that all the titles are directly referencing Force stuff now instead of acknowledging a larger context.
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They've got a funny way of killing the past and doing something new.
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Polo-Rican posted:there are so many interesting things they could have done with Kylo as the lead villain, after the previous film literally chopped the emperor in two, literally said "let old things die. time for new stuff", and installed Kylo on the throne. But nope, gotta introduce a new emperor because that's how old star wars did it. I like the part where "anyone can be a Jedi" is amended with "but really it's all about the Skywalkers".
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Just Chamber posted:it kind of cheapens the end of Return of the Jedi plus it's just screams we can't think of anything to do Oh no, God forbid.
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Shaocaholica posted:Force rape
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A Skywalker is already what they call a deathsticks addict.
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"I am a Skywalker, like my father before me."
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It's not gonna do poorly.
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precision posted:Why do we hate TLJ again It tried to be KOTOR 2 and KOTOR 2 sucked.
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Mecca is far more islamesque than my place and I'm pretty sure it's still on the same planet.
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McCloud posted:Kotor 2 ruled you boob That dril tweet about good and bad things but with more libertarianism about how it's bad to help the homeless.
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Every KOTOR 2 that exists or could have existed is equally bad.
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pospysyl posted:Lol the person who tells you that lies to you the entire game in order to manipulate you into total nihilistic despair. Yes, and the game has nothing real to oppose to her outside of: "Just try thinking for yourself, maaan. Have you, like, really looked at your hands?"
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It is the call of the "no fucks left to give" part of a franchise lifecycle, which can be either dreary or fun as hell.
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BigglesSWE posted:I mean the EU introduced that idea way back when do that point is way behind us. Everything old is new again.
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i liked the backflip
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Shaocaholica posted:Rian Johnson should have a cameo in this one just to gently caress with nerds. His character, looking at his hand dirty with alien milk: "I'm so hosed up."
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They're nowhere near as bad as the menagerie of Youtube idiots but boy do they like reminding you that minorities can identify with a white male protagonist just fine and diverse casting is therefore just a marketing gimmick.
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precision posted:Why didn't they call it Redemption of the Solo Why did they name him after two fake names when his mother is both royalty and a survivor of a dead planet? That's pretty drat hosed up.
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Dave Syndrome posted:But thanks to your comment I now have the image in my head of a Palpatine with gills, happily swimming around in the ruins of his throne room, his robe trailing behind him like a mermaid's tail. The Sheev of Water
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The RotJ unmasking scene but it's just Adam Driver's normal face.
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Vader spends almost his entire screen time in RotJ telling Luke it's no use trying to redeem him, before Luke totally does anyway.
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Paltergheist
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Every living thing is connected to the Force - that's explicitly what it is.
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YaketySass posted:This has to be a jab at Aphra, right? Aphra being "what if evil Indiana Jones, but also a Vader fangirl", one of the most popular characters of the new canon.
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# ¿ May 20, 2025 14:14 |
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