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Movie was kinda fun? I was expecting more western and less fan service but gently caress it if you’re going the fan service route then go all out and bring Darth loving Maul is definitely the way to go. I recognized the voice immediately (and the robo legs) so that was fun. Lando movie loving robots across the galaxy when???
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General Dog posted:Republic and First Order fight to a stalemate in the decade following the events of TLJ and end up signing a peace treaty. First Order gets to hold onto the systems that it currently occupies (about 30% of the galaxy), but agrees to limits on the size of its fleet and standing army, and to dismantle its Death Star Tech programs. In exchange for honoring those terms, and for signing off on a galactic declaration of rights for sentient beings, it will receive food and aid money from the Republic for its poorest planets. However the Republic lacks the personnel to really make sure the First Order is honoring the rights declaration, so the peace treaty has a lot of critics. Then at the end aliens from another galaxy invade, setting up the next trilogy. Rey and Kylo get married and kiss each other on the mouth. Oh cool I love that the *googles* Yuuzan Vong are going to be canon again!
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FlamingLiberal posted:Darth Vader fucks kidkissinger posted:Anakin hosed once, Vader does not gently caress. It's canon that his peeper got burned off in the lava Vader absolutely fucks 
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Bogus Adventure posted:When are we gonna get a blue trooper? smdh Sith Troopers Red and Blue. Shock Troopers Silver and Gold Combat Troopers Ruby and Sapphire
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Jul 11, 2019 17:48
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I looked up the video and the rare black crystal doesn’t actually change the color or sound of the blade it’s literally just a cosmetic thing that you never see once you put the saber together.
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Jul 12, 2019 23:24
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All this talk about time travel and i have to ask: didn’t Star Wars Rebels (which is canon, I think?) already used time travel / Jedi timespace fuckery to save Ashoka?
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Jul 16, 2019 16:25
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overmind2000 posted:He's currently residing in the ADTRW Evangelion thread Oh my god SMG tackling Evangelion now this I have to read.
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Jul 16, 2019 18:29
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General Dog posted:The main argument over the destruction of the Death Star being a cataclysmic event for Endor is that everyone at the end of the movie is just partying and no one seems to have much sense of urgency about leaving. All planets in Star Wars are single biomes like a bad space game’s proc gen.
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Jul 26, 2019 16:57
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TheOmegaWalrus posted:Gwendoline Christie sports both a wide emotional range and a physical prowess that makes her stand out among actresses. They really did her dirty. Casting someone as good as her for a boba fett role (looks cool, gets owned) is a drat shame.
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Aug 1, 2019 23:27
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Captain Splendid posted:This is the Starhawk: This is literally Freespace 2’s Colossus.
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Aug 7, 2019 14:26
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I hope Palpatine’s return is incredibly boring and to the point. “Oh I had a cloning facility with a backup of my mind which would activate if I ever died. Actually I had a ton of them, surprise bitch there’s a dozen Palpatines now” and then all the red with troopers remove their mask and they’re all Palpatine and we get burly brawl 2.0 but with lightsabers this time.
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Aug 9, 2019 18:44
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Bogus Adventure posted:
Palpatine as Undertaker fits quite well.
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Aug 9, 2019 20:00
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Star Wars is good again https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1162153254278447105?s=20
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Szmitten posted:The first line will be "Hello there." If it isn’t then why are they even bothering with it.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:11
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High Lord Elbow posted:Because five minutes later goons will begin bitching about fanservice. Buddy if you think it’s going to take us five minute to get started you haven’t been here long.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:35
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Those spoilers are doing a better job at hyping me about this train wreck than any trailer has. Bring on Matt Smith hamming it up. I’m loving ready.
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Aug 19, 2019 14:10
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Kylo and Rey fighting across the entire series of films is poetry.
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Aug 19, 2019 17:08
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thepokey posted:If that's true, then drat Sheev REALLY believes in this Death Star plan. He's like a sports coach whose game plan won him one game at team 1 then totally failed after that once opposition coaches figured it out. But he gets picked up by 2 more teams and tries to implement the exact same game plan with both of them while constantly getting hammered. Palpatine is.... Rex Ryan???
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Aug 19, 2019 19:04
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exmarx posted:PALPATINE: by the way, i was behind snoke Where’d you find the script?
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Preston Waters posted:haven't read poo poo about the Senate lmao look at this goof
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Aug 21, 2019 02:36
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Vinylshadow posted:Star Wars: But It's Just Three Hours of Ian McDiarmid Laughing When does ticket pre-order begins?
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Aug 24, 2019 21:47
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:People are saying that the video shown at that con confirms a bunch of leaks that got posted, including this ending stuff: this is bad Almost Blue posted:So the reason why the Emperor looks so odd and plastic on the poster is because it's actually just a picture of a toy: this is real good in a disney sort of way. to sell toys indeeds.
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Here’s the reel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y
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Aug 26, 2019 13:26
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It just hit me that the shot of Rey/Kylo fighting mirrors Obi-Wan/Anakin’s Mustafar fight but it’s water instead of lava.
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AlternateAccount posted:This is so relentlessly goofy. It actually gives me the giggles it's so bad. The problem is the saber portion is obviously a prop so it has more weight and momentum and it’s throwing the whole movement off because only the hilt should have weight.
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Aug 26, 2019 17:32
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You idiots there’s not going to be time travel in Star Wars. Not now not ever. Now force travel? Baby get ready for it.
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Didn’t one of the storyboard leaks mentioned an “evil” C-3PO that got uploaded some combat poo poo?teagone posted:Some folks on reddit think Dark Side Rey is a clone. Lol. LMAO if Episode 9 just straight up copies The Force Unleashed.
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Aug 26, 2019 18:53
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sigher posted:It's incredible that after all these decades, ILM has finally figured out the magic of a spring loaded mechanism that locks. The bread being a practical effect was pretty drat cool.
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Aug 26, 2019 20:29
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they bragged about the bread!?
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Gonz posted:I hope they put the Triple Zero personality in Threepio. Hell yeah buddy Triple Zero rules.
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Aug 27, 2019 13:34
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C3PO with the bolt caster is super cool and not dumb at all.
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Sep 28, 2019 18:46
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It sounds like a complete ripoff of ROTJ which means it’s probably 100% true.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I hope it’s extremely real and the film really does end with CGI Carrie Fisher beating the emperor because gently caress the new characters lol. It's basically Gohan vs Cell except instead of ghost Goku we have Ghost Luke & Leia.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:32
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Ticket preorders are up. Get hype for a bad movie.
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Oct 22, 2019 01:13
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Hazo posted:Bless your heart Was the EU just some loving Wild West where writers could do absolutely whatever the gently caress they wanted?
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Oct 22, 2019 18:22
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I liked everything that was in that old Saturn or Dreamcast game Masters or Teras Kasi which i think was a forbidden martial arts that could take on the Jedi.
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So what I’m hearing is that Disney needs to bring those plant aliens that invade the galaxy and kill Chewbacca to reset the board.
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Oct 22, 2019 19:23
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TheBuilder posted:New image just leaked on Reddit/4chan about an hour ago: This isn’t even the best leak of today 
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Oct 22, 2019 22:52
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Also a 1981 McQuirre sketch from ROTJ
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Gonz posted:Look at how happy that jolly bastard is! Honestly at this point seeing him / Matt Smith chew scenery is what I’m paying a ticket for
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In a surprising twist Matt Smith is playing Skynet again in this movie.
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