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Timby posted:The three-parties-acting-at-once third act thing didn't work in Jedi, and I really dislike how it informed some of the movies that followed. Like, in Phantom Menace there was the lightsaber fight, the Naboo fight and the star war, in Force Awakens there was a similar structure. The constant cutting to Endor kills the tension. Hey! I watched the RLM reviews too!
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 13:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:17 |
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I wasn't bashing them, I was just commenting that I've also seen those immensely popular Youtubes.
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 21:36 |
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Taintrunner posted:You could carve “Star War” into a turd from a reanimated water buffalo’s rear end and people would still fill convention halls to dress up as TurdTrooper #1135. Yeah, I too saw TFA.
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 00:13 |
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The force is moving rocks around with your mind No the force is more than Wins the day my moving rocks CONSIDER MY EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 14:05 |
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The dice are in the OT?
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# ¿ May 21, 2018 00:19 |
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BarronsArtGallery posted:Chewie won't die yet. He can be in the fourth trilogy whenever that happens. Disney isn't going to let that one go. Comically, if you remember the Star Wars resurgence in the 90's with the special edition. All of the marketing was of characters that wore masks or were puppets, Yoda, Vader, Stormtroopers. Almost never saw Luke/Leia/Han on a can of Pepsi or a BK commemorative cup. Likely because GL didn't want to pay any money to the actors for their likenesses.
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# ¿ May 21, 2018 16:28 |
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thrawn527 posted:They wouldn't have had to pay them poo poo. GL owned their likenesses (for the age the movies were made) and could use them on whatever he wanted. Carrie Fisher told stories about it. I always wondered why the VHS: had Yoda, Stormie, and Vader, and not the main characters. I assumed it was rights, but I guess not.
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# ¿ May 21, 2018 17:05 |
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Szmitten posted:The most interesting suggestion I heard about a Boba Fett movie was to actually have other characters be the protagonists, but they're being hunted by Fett. So you have this Terminator/Predator-esque chase movie instead of actually giving him character and robbing the mystique. Come on, like they'd make a movie about Fett with any nuance.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 15:56 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:There are probably still people who are furious that we've lost the EU backstory about Han possibly being an heir to the throne of Corellia, aren't there? Is this from the Courtship of Princess Leia? I don't remember all of it but some highlights are that Solo steals a mind control gun and kidnaps Leia so she won't marry a prince from a previously unknown planet. The price, like most of the self insert EU author characters is way cool, he has a belt buckle sheild that is better than a lightsaber and in my mind I always pictured him looking like He-man, furry underwear and bare chested. He was cooler than Luke and Han had to complete with his affection for Leia, barely winning because Price Alien He-man was a massive charming rich beefcake. Oh, EU, never change.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 17:29 |
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I'm too good for Star wars. Hey where should we put this dump truck full of money? Alright, alright, alright.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 14:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYx3rNp5wyQ
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 16:18 |
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thrawn527 posted:No, they came out and said they had changed that, and that both parts would "stand on their own". This was before Infinity War actually came out and we found out that's not loving true at all. It was done in an attempt to fool you into thinking it was a whole movie, and not just another half our move with a two hour trailer for the next movie.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 19:35 |
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My favorite part of Episode 8 is after the movie ended, looking at the confused face of the audience as they walked out of the theaters.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 21:10 |
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Basically the ST is like if there was a Seinfeld reunion but in the episode you learn that Jerry went to mediocrity and do a couple stupid B-Movies, some poorly received TV shows, George vanishes but when he does he has a headful of hair and quickly vanishes again, Kramer turns out to be a massive racist, and Elaine has numerous missteps but then fifteen years later finds her footing.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 21:24 |
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Who is that idiot EU write that went all bananas on Mandos and ruined the EU and then went all nuts in Halo books as well? She had bad ideas for bad books.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 19:59 |
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The best part of the EU is how each author would invent their own characters, and they'd be super awesome in their books, but then the next author would come and bring in their own and be like no Corran Horn is cooler than Kyle Katarn. NO! Crix Madine is the best NOOOOOO Jacen is Dune like God emperor All culminating in this: I'm just so sick of all these Star Wars
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 20:35 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Crix Madine was from Return of the Jedi; he's the Rebel general who explains that they've stolen the Imperial shuttle, and scenes were shot where he's commanding the Rebel fleet at Endor in case the Admiral Ackbar costume didn't work. He was actually the first movie character who was officially, permanently killed off in the EU. I know, but he's basically not a character in the movies. He becomes a super perfect everything and then he dies.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 21:11 |
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Imagine being on the verge of 2019 and still caring about a Star Wars movie.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2018 16:01 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I reckon he would turn out some interesting stuff as a director of animated movies, for instance. Just like the PT
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 22:18 |
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McCloud posted:Just pretend I posted that pic of a dude with lightsabers coming out of his elbows and knees, or the one of Han Solo fighting an otter as a rebuttal I got you fam bonus horsehead xwing pilot
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 03:05 |
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The issue I have with the new trilogy is that the main characters already when through a character arc, and their stories are done, but turns out though that right after the events of ROTJ: 1) Leia formed a new government, it failed, and now she's sad 2) Han got married, had a family, it failed and now he's sad 3) Luke formed a new Jedi Academy, it failed, and now he's sad. Basically the ST is this guy in movie format
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 22:32 |
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Brother Entropy posted:unfortunately it's kind of the natural way to set things up if you have 'gotta go back to basic good rebels vs evil empire stuff' and 'gotta have the original guys back' as very important marketable bullet points on the whiteboard from day one Or you know you could actually tell a story.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 00:17 |
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Can you imagine it's 2019 and you care about a Star Wars?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 16:13 |
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Zoran posted:Glad to see the trend of just bringing back all the old Rebel starfighter designs continues apace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOE&t=86s Super-NintendoUser fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Mar 27, 2019 |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 18:52 |
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The problem with that fight is that it's two people that no one cares about that have just killed a meaningless villain we don't know and then are fighting faceless drones that weren't introduced at all, and we'll never see again. It's basically a fan trailer on Youtube.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 19:59 |
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euphronius posted:People care about Kylo and Rey. Maybe you don’t. You are right tho that the imperial guard could have had a bit more I honestly can't see why you'd care about either of them. Kylo is the only marginally interesting, and that's because he's the first dork in a Star Wars and Rey might as well be a paper doll on a popsicle stick. but honestly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeK10F6iA8E
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 21:05 |
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General Dog posted:There are two people in that room that matter, and that's enough. one is disappearing knife guy and the other is
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 21:27 |
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I'll never for the life of me understand why people will defend movies and get all butt hurt about box office totals. Right now, at this exact moment, our planet is literally dying, there's real poo poo to worry about, but people have to run up a hill to defend the bottom lines of media conglomerates that don't give one rats rear end about you. Bob Iger doesn't check twitter to see how your performance review went at work or if you got that bonus. It truly does not matter. I can't fathom getting pissed because someone dares besmirch a multi-national conglomerate that I've chosen identify with, especially one founded by an actual racist, that that has done tremendous harm to our culture and repressed nearly a century of artistic expression and knowledge through strong armed copyright lobbying. I just don't get it. But here I am posting in a star wars thread, jokes on me I guess.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 01:39 |
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Star Wars Episode 9: The Jedi Comes Back Again (get it, it's just like Return of the Jedi just a little different since Disney is creatively bankrupt).
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2019 21:29 |
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THE END OF THE SAGA Wait when exactly did the new saga begin, like three days ago?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 21:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOE
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 13:29 |
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AccountSupervisor posted:According to the new EU he essentially is already has been established as setting the entire events of the new trilogy in motion upon his death. I was going to post "source your quotes" but saw you did so instead:
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 02:42 |
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MarcusSA posted:This perfectly sums up Star Wars. That girl is a mary sue. The artists clearly wishes to die.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 19:28 |
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Slutitution posted:who the gently caress releases a movie schedule eight years into the future lol Zack Snyder's eye just started twitching uncontrollably.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 03:41 |
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Preston Waters posted:Johnson had a shot but lol if you think he was going to be able to crush it with Disney breathing down his neck. That's why the crap like Hoth part II happened All those planets and you choose to be salty.
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 00:57 |
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They killed off Chewie in the books because he's a character that doesn't actually speak and has almost no other defining character traits besides he's big. He must have been awful to write for. Especially in thousands of books.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 03:12 |
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Vinylshadow posted:
I'm going to regret asking this but can Aurebutt be translated into english? Probably it's just like a character map between english letters since I don't imagine even Star Wars fans came up with an entire new language.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 18:37 |
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Vinylshadow posted:"You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring greatness in others." - Ahsoka Tano As I thought, just one to one map of English. How completely creatively bankrupt just like the rest of this mess.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 18:53 |
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Vinylshadow posted:...It's literally been around since 1977 though? come on the symbols even have their english sounds right in their name
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 21:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:17 |
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Mooey Cow posted:Also you are wrong about Star Wars fans, check out "Mando'a". It's no better than Aurebesh tho; it's babby's first conlang, ie. more or less a 1:1 word replacement for English. Thanks, but no I'm fine.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 02:03 |