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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Hollismason posted:

Kind of weird they implied Lando was loving that robot.

The first time you get a full view of her hips, I leaned over to my buddy in the theater and said "lando busted that poo poo wide open"

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Ron Howard's paving the way for Jar Jar's redemption.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Ryan Coogler's Creed, but it's Jar Jar's son trying to redeem his father's name.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

remusclaw posted:

Uh, Nazi's. Like, un-ironically. They had euthanasia programs for children with disabilities.

They actually got the idea originally from American doctors and scientists. :ssh:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Gonz posted:

You know what would be awesome? If they somehow found all the Trade Federation battle droids in cold storage from the prequels and utilized them.

K2-S0 from Rogue One is basically a prequel battle droid repurposed into the rebellion. When he showed up, I was hoping against hope we'd see a Gungan as part of the suicide squad.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

CelticPredator posted:

No that’s the only good one. You’ve failed the test now you must narfel the garthok mother gently caress

I wonder if Ki Adi Mundi is a Conehead to the Remulak Coneheads like the two Predator races are to each other in Predators.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

But that mean skipping the Ewok movies, which is just silly.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Stick Han's brain inside one of them spider robots like the one from Jabba's temple.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

teagone posted:

They're scared of facing down two Jedi and fumble their poo poo? Ben did just kill Snoke at that point. They gotta be making GBS threads their pants.

He basically pulled a wall hack and sniped Snoke tho. He didn't best him in combat.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Yo mama got nipples the size of the laser dish on the Death Star.

Yo mama stank like Dagobah.

Yo mama so hairy, Chewbacca looks at her and is like god drat.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The next trilogy saga is rebranded as the Hope Wars.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Hope me, Obi Wan Kenobi.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I think you mean Darth Icky IXy.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

pospysyl posted:

Episode IX: The Final Chapter

Followed by Episode X: A New Beginning

Episode XI: Plaguis Lives

Episode XII: The New Midichlorian Count

Episode XIII: Jar Jar Takes Manhattan

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Fresh Will of the Force

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

So two of the new episodes have Force in the title.

A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Hope

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

George H.W. oval office posted:

Rey, I’M the father!

lol

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I didn't even realize that was the Death Star til you guys pointed it out.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Slutitution posted:

Uh Oh someone said something bad about the prequels.

Pointing out the poo poo humor of some garbage podcaster should be commended tho

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Why would you order a cheeseburger at a nice restaurant, get a steak or a pork chop. Burgers are bar food.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Doronin posted:

I've clicked a few of them without looking at the run time first, and it's infuriating how overdone those are. I wish that would happen.

The worst is letting something play out and not paying attention when Youtube autoplays the next video, which is almost always some jag off mouth breather who's going to blow your loving mind with his "analysis" and THIS will change everything you thought you knew about film, and I want to reach through the screen and smack them in the loving face.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Didn't Rey respond to the Dark Side's call in the last episode when she jumped head first into that sea hole and saw herself in the hall of mirrors thing? And Luke made a big deal out of how easily she was drawn to it?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Gotta get that game of thrones heat

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Moby Wan Kenobi

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

FlamingLiberal posted:

He was not as big of a fan of Dexter Jettster’s diner though

I'd watch a food show that toured famous fictional diners from cinema.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Jerkface posted:

Over / Under (classic goon usage here) on Lando saying "This is worse than Kessell!!" or doing the "little maneuver from the battle of tanaab" with the falcon

Lando's going to fondle the dice.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Close Encounters of the Third Kind. It took me a minute too.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Zoran posted:

An unfortunate casualty of the droid personhood wars

He crossed the line when he tried to deny Chewbacca personhood.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Blast Fantasto posted:

The Death Star IS a moon.

Pretty sure this is how JJ pitched Starkiller Base for TFA.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

People like Phasma because she represents the hours upon hours spent grinding to get the chrome plated bonus items in Star Wars: Battlefront.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

euphronius posted:

R2 was force sensitive and that’s in a movie.

So is C3PO since he interacted with Luke’s force projection at the end of the last one.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Speaking of Lego Star Wars, I’ve been watching a bunch of the fan made builds on youtube and some of them are pretty mind blowing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKGaeZY8oeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVuYxZK1_9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fgr3YHTU5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboERTfS9FM

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

AndyElusive posted:

That sounds dope. You guys will LMAO of course literally anything that isn't PT levels of wtf or stupid.

The double sided lightsaber is straight out of the PT tho...

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Red eyes 3PO means he's low on batteries.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Rose is the drill sergeant from Starship Troopers. She won’t show up til the end of the movie where it’s revealed she actually won the war while Rey and co. go and harass a senile old man.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Vinylshadow posted:

Screw alphabet ships

Give me !, ?, @, and & fighters

Ugnaught spaceships are called Umlauts.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Chuka Umana posted:

What the gently caress is with the horses? There are horses in Star Wars?

There were horses in the Ewok movies.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Polo-Rican posted:

• the idea that there are probably shitloads of little kids and common folk out there with force powers, and they have basically unlimited potential to change the world (the final shot of the film was probably the best part about tlj... too bad the idea will be completely dropped for the next movie)

Imagine how different Episode I would’ve been if Qui Gon and Obi Wan went to Tatooine, but saved the horse that farted in Jar Jar’s face instead of Anakin.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Poe should’ve given Finn his nickname, but then never use it again and call him nothing but variations of the nickname like Stiles does in Teen Wolf.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mike N Eich posted:

It's fitting that Rose would be written into a minor role because Nobody Can gently caress in these movies. It's the true thesis of the ST films. Embrace VolCel, embrace the Force.

The one guy who did literally burned in a lake of fire. And the girl died in child birth. Don’t do it!

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