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Oct 3, 2004

Was TFN ever not terrible? I read it around that time when I was a young brokebrained star wars lad as well, it was mostly a cool place to feel better by witnessing far more brokebrained star wars people.

I remember massive arguments there before RotS over how there was no way palpatine would be darth sidious for <insert insane reason>

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Oct 3, 2004

No wonder he wants to change his name to Kylo Ben Ben Ren Ken Ben

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Oct 3, 2004

TFA is all about setting up a great new likable cast of characters, that excuses the ludicrously lazy script

Note: one movie later all the characters except Ken Ben and maybe arguably Rey have already been ruined

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Oct 3, 2004

She had to decide whether to go on a space adventure, or return to living on the borderline of starvation in the desert. It was a deep choice, and likable

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Oct 3, 2004

It was just kind of an earth like planet from what I remember. It had some big cities with smuggler stuff but it wasn't a grimy criminal city planet or anything

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Oct 3, 2004

What a spooky man. I hope han solo will be ok

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Oct 3, 2004

It's hard to think of a bigger group of frauds working today than the "Story Group" in this rando's humble opinion

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Oct 3, 2004

Put CGI count dooku in it for 30 seconds imo

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Oct 3, 2004

A huge jacked man couldn't possibly be crammed into that armor. I'm just saying the facts

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Oct 3, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIYEvH07Ns

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Oct 3, 2004

Hopefully it's the thin end of the wedge to bring back even more implausible dead characters. Only when anakin comes back can the endless trash truly begin

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Oct 3, 2004

I wish for Kylo Ren to kill Lumpy in Star Wars 9

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Oct 3, 2004

Computer, generate "Digital Leia"

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Oct 3, 2004

In my heart, I want to believe in grando

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Oct 3, 2004

I think they care more about the han solo film losing money for them, rather than MRA posts. Not a movie expert though

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Oct 3, 2004

Again not a movie expert, but cursory google suggests a pretty wide gap in how they opened

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Oct 3, 2004

Poe and Finn were both likable in star wars 7 but I think their plots in star wars 8 were so insipid as to kind of ruin the characters for a lot of people going forward. Cheers

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Oct 3, 2004

It's bad enough to pointlessly have 2 star wars threads, but why is one of them mostly discussion about zack snyder

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Oct 3, 2004

Early leak/sneak stuff suggests endor is in this one, right? So I'm going to take a wild guess they lure kyle into a trap there, or there is some macguffin piece of the death star that crashed there that they need to get, or etc.

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Oct 3, 2004

Forget it Jake, it's JJtown

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Oct 3, 2004

Even if they're just using it as a base while they're on the run or something, that idea is also stolen from some particularly lovely legends novels lol

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Oct 3, 2004

The only way to understand Leia's character is to fully realize and accept just how deeply Hillary she is

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Oct 3, 2004

Just what the film needed, more characters

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Oct 3, 2004

Hard to criticize JJ on this one, the new characters who were introduced in return of the jedi really made the film

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Oct 3, 2004

When you've lost mr plinkett, you've lost middle america

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Oct 3, 2004

The dark, grody embrace of Reylo is the only way forward for star wars. Many have complained that the sequel trilogy lacked the weird sex vibes of the lucas era- well, prepare for course correction :unsmigghh:

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Oct 3, 2004

Rey's parents will matter again, snoke's ghost will have a role interchangeable with if he had lived in the first place, the arms sellers masterminding all star wars will quietly go in the memory hole, and the rebellion will be staffed up from 10 people to the original amount again offscreen. And so RIP star wars 8, killed effortlessly by JJ being a hack

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Oct 3, 2004

Making jacen solo into george bush was a pretty hot take for sure

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Oct 3, 2004

C3PO was good for one JJ mystery box with the red arm thing; having served that purpose, he was thrown in the dumpster

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Oct 3, 2004

Luke was like 65 in the last legends book OP

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Oct 3, 2004

Whenever the gambler arms dealers behind all the star wars are off screen, all the other characters should be asking, "When are we going to go murder the arms dealers?"

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Oct 3, 2004

The real question is, who will disney sell star wars to

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Oct 3, 2004

Pull a double reverse pirates of the carribean and make an astral battles film franchise that does better and indeed is better than star war films IMO

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Oct 3, 2004

Just do some find-and-replace on the return of the jedi script to insert the sequel trilogy characters. You'll probably get pretty close

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Oct 3, 2004

Hodgepodge posted:

new star wars plot: the galaxy is invaded by an intergalactic socialist utopia of droids, humanoids, and various beings composed of sentient gasses and energies

the force basically says "actually, these guys are legit, suck it liberals"

and then i wake up

Cast me as a guy in the mob cheering as the whole gang goes to meet the space guillotine. It's the role I was born to play

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Oct 3, 2004

I want to see baron harkonnen lando but the cowards will just have him sitting down in all his scenes instead

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Oct 3, 2004

Rey's even more of a cargo cult jedi than luke and that's saying a lot

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Oct 3, 2004

Rey will do precisely as well as the next lazy script requires, and precisely as badly as the lazy script after that requires

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Oct 3, 2004

Whether or not she's actually in it, I'm sure she will have abdicated/fallen/failed/disappeared as necessary for the jedi to be on the verge of extinction and the off-brand empire to be ascendant in star wars 10

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No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Harrison ford would veto having to remember that many words

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