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trying to jack off posted:agreed, console gaming ftw [walks into my room where the faint sounds of dialup come from my dreamcast as i prepare to play some quake 3]
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Yolomancer posted:Why are you proud of not reading something? Or perhaps you are just mindlessly repeating something you overheard at the family dinner table. Let me guess, your father was telling that classic Ritsu family tale about the time he got your mother all hopped up on goofballs, bent her over, did his best impression of throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel, quickly rushed her down to the drug store for some Plan B, and then came that fateful line from your mother, one which will echo throughout eternity: "Not gonna read that, doo." Bet she didn't feel so smart 9 months later when she saw your mutant rear end protruding awkwardly from her money maker, the trademark vacant look in your eyes, with just the first hint of the poo poo-eating grin you would wear forever more on your ugly, clown-like face. 
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May 14, 2018 04:42
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shits getting real now
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Yolomancer posted:Why are you proud of not reading something? Or perhaps you are just mindlessly repeating something you overheard at the family dinner table. Let me guess, your father was telling that classic Ritsu family tale about the time he got your mother all hopped up on goofballs, bent her over, did his best impression of throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel, quickly rushed her down to the drug store for some Plan B, and then came that fateful line from your mother, one which will echo throughout eternity: "Not gonna read that, doo." Bet she didn't feel so smart 9 months later when she saw your mutant rear end protruding awkwardly from her money maker, the trademark vacant look in your eyes, with just the first hint of the poo poo-eating grin you would wear forever more on your ugly, clown-like face. 
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May 14, 2018 04:50
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Yikes.
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May 14, 2018 04:52
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This thread is serving its purpose lol. Poor little PCucks take it so personal
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"Hey look everyone, a falling star." - David Spade
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:
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console gamer: enjoys the game comfortably within 1 minute of turning the console on and the games really good too bnecause all the good ones are on consoles pc gamer: You are truly the matryoshka doll of posting. Every time you open up all we find is a smaller man inside, until eventually, nothing.
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I.N.R.I posted:console gamer: enjoys the game comfortably within 1 minute of turning the console on and the games really good too bnecause all the good ones are on consoles Lol
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I.N.R.I posted:console gamer: enjoys the game comfortably within 1 minute of turning the console on and the games really good too bnecause all the good ones are on consoles
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Lmao
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Goldmine
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in it, voted 5
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sad to be a 2nd draft imp tbh
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May 14, 2018 08:26
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bloodborne is a console exclusive because consoles are aids!!
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Lmfao. Godmine
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May 14, 2018 13:17
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Also interesting that one could see this image as your tier list
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Lol
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goferchan posted:Also interesting that one could see this image as your tier list I just picked whoever I saw first and then went back and added some I forgot..
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goferchan posted:Also interesting that one could see this image as your tier list youre the pillar
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Goldmine
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elf help book posted:youre the pillar 
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in it, goldmine
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lol jesus christ
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Martman posted:bloodborne is a console exclusive because consoles are aids!! gently caress off P’Cuck
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I like my PS4, 3DS, and PC.
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Martman posted:bloodborne is a console exclusive because consoles are aids!!
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One of the greatest things about PC gaming is the historical linearity, no new console generations segregating your old games library from your current games and forcing you to rebuy the same old games over and over, the pc gamer says after tweaking dosbox for 4 hours to get the right soundfont loaded, rebuying a game on gog, setting up a windows 95 VM, ignoring the early 00s period of games altogether, and buying dark souls (fixed for real this time) as i finish kirby super star on my analogue super nt
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elf help book posted:One of the greatest things about PC gaming is the historical linearity, no new console generations segregating your old games library from your current games and forcing you to rebuy the same old games over and over, the pc gamer says after tweaking dosbox for 4 hours to get the right soundfont loaded, rebuying a game on gog, setting up a windows 95 VM, ignoring the early 00s period of games altogether, and buying dark souls (fixed for real this time) as i finish kirby super star on my analogue super nt Lol
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elf help book posted:One of the greatest things about PC gaming is the historical linearity, no new console generations segregating your old games library from your current games and forcing you to rebuy the same old games over and over, the pc gamer says after tweaking dosbox for 4 hours to get the right soundfont loaded, rebuying a game on gog, setting up a windows 95 VM, ignoring the early 00s period of games altogether, and buying dark souls (fixed for real this time) as i finish kirby super star on my analogue super nt
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elf help book posted:One of the greatest things about PC gaming is the historical linearity, no new console generations segregating your old games library from your current games and forcing you to rebuy the same old games over and over, the pc gamer says after tweaking dosbox for 4 hours to get the right soundfont loaded, rebuying a game on gog, setting up a windows 95 VM, ignoring the early 00s period of games altogether, and buying dark souls (fixed for real this time) as i finish kirby super star on my analogue super nt
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*Spends 7 hours configuring PCSX2 ini files to get Shadow of the Colossus to run at 5fps* PC gaming ftw
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elf help book posted:One of the greatest things about PC gaming is the historical linearity, no new console generations segregating your old games library from your current games and forcing you to rebuy the same old games over and over, the pc gamer says after tweaking dosbox for 4 hours to get the right soundfont loaded, rebuying a game on gog, setting up a windows 95 VM, ignoring the early 00s period of games altogether, and buying dark souls (fixed for real this time) as i finish kirby super star on my analogue super nt lol
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