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Extra Large Marge posted:A guy swore off "western women" then flew to Thailand to gently caress prostitutes! Knew a guy who did this but went to Vietnam instead. He's evading his debts yet nonetheless posts on FB nonstop about welfare queens and illegal immigration.
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One killed himself a few years ago and mentioned Hitler in a positive light in his suicide note on Facebook. Note to self: don’t mention hitler in a positive note if you kill yourself someday.
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May 14, 2018 16:19
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I forgot the girl who started a BDSM sexual relationship with the ~60 year old poetry teacher as a sophomore. Last I heard they are still together and he no longer works there, but I think for unrelated reasons.
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May 14, 2018 16:26
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Competitive rear end eating taken to ridiculous new heights.
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Kuato posted:One killed himself a few years ago and mentioned Hitler in a positive light in his suicide note on Facebook. I don't know, I can kind of see the sadbrains logic of "maybe my family won't be as upset that i'm dead if they think I was a deplorable nazi". But I think in reality they'd just be doubly upset that not only their kid died but also that they raised a nazi.
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May 14, 2018 16:27
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buttfucking so you don't lose your virginity butalso your bf won't break up with you and start dating someone who fucks.
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May 14, 2018 16:28
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Divorces. One guy already has three under his belt because he got married young. And somehow he doesn't want to be called Ross.
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May 14, 2018 16:53
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May 14, 2018 16:57
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Not high school but my best friend in elementary who poo poo his pants in class in junior high draws anime porn for a living now. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet by severing after the pants making GBS threads.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I forgot the girl who started a BDSM sexual relationship with the ~60 year old poetry teacher as a sophomore. Last I heard they are still together and he no longer works there, but I think for unrelated reasons. That reminds me of another acquaintance from HS. Shortly after graduating she met and promptly got married to the son of an NFL franchise owner who is about 20-30 years her senior, and now she's always posting pictures from her mansion and private jet. The dude she married is like hella ugly but she'll probably never have to work a day in her life now. Really couldn't have happened to a nicer person but I hope she feels it was worth it for all those ugly old man ball slaps she has to endure
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vyst posted:Meth Just a ridiculous amount of meth. Like they're all goin' for the meth high score.
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vyst posted:Meth Meth and bongos, yeah
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the ppl I know from hs are either fat boring parents now or in a polyamorous love commune in New Orleans and honestly the fat boring parents seem a lot happier and in better mental health
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May 14, 2018 17:13
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Running for local political office on a pro-family values ticket. Having someone comment "What about your sister?" aka the sister the family disowned for having a child out of wedlock. Going into complete damage control mode and reaching out to said sister, only for her to tell him to gently caress off, she wasn't a political tool to be used. Losing the election and gaining about 75 lbs alongside his wife. Getting questioned on the strange car that shows up at his house every day with a young, blonde woman in it. Finding out his wife is a lesbian and has been cheating on him for months. Having a very public meltdown. Just normal post-high school stuff, really.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I forgot the girl who started a BDSM sexual relationship with the ~60 year old poetry teacher as a sophomore. Last I heard they are still together and he no longer works there, but I think for unrelated reasons. A girl at my high school was apparently having an affair with a drama teacher. She was a year or two behind me, and when she graduated, he left his wife and they moved to New York to make it big in theater. Last anyone heard of them, they were bussing tables in restaurants
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I'm friends with someone who works for an airline, and he has become a huge sex tourist and one of those people who lies about their lives on Instagram and other social media. I remember him taking a 23 hour flight to take a picture in Beijing, post it, and get back on the plane three hours later to make it to work on Monday. It's all kind of depressing and if you can connect any kind of dots you'd notice he mainly travels to places where prostitution is rampant. I think it all started when a girlfriend of his broke up with him to date a credit card scammer, it probably drove him to hate women and create a new image for himself. I like to travel, and he refuses to go with me anywhere he thinks he will not be able to easily find prostitutes as it seems to be the only reason he wants to travel in the first place. I also know a guy I used to play soccer with who lives out of his car during the day and games/sleeps in the chair from 5PM -6 AM at a local cyber cafe. He's really creepy and showed me some pictures of himself wearing women's high heeled shoes when I ran into him on the street, seems like a ticking time bomb.
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those thrive patches from that MLM that are loaded with caffeine and bootleg speed
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before I deactivated forever because Facebook was 24/7 insane #resistance , baby pics, wedding pics -one kid added me who is really into Chem trails . Would talk about the power of love and vibrations . -one guy who rapped and they were god awful raps, like so bad ...well he must have went insane because it was all schizophrenic posts about defeating Satan and that he was invincible and it was actually extremely hosed up . -one guy and his hilariously obvious mail order bride that he takes literally thousands of pictures of and posts. She's eating ice cream . At the mall . In Singapore . Now she's in a bikini . Now she's making a pouty face . - lots of people who are now dead from heroin overdoses . But that's not that weird I guess it is Michigan after all
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the chavy guy who got a girl in our year knocked up and ended up in prison after we left at 16 is posting pics of the kid  and clueless auto-updates from pubG mobile lol
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May 14, 2018 17:59
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A guy in high school ended up in a new york erotic massage cult. I found this out from a friend who moved to new York and ran into him there. Instead of catching up over drinks later like she thought would typically happen he offered to have her over for his services and gave her his business card. Another high schooler, my chem lab partner, was the son of local government. Some gov scandal happened and now hes some kind of guru who posts many poetic spiritual things on fb. Cults Richter Scabies fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 14, 2018 |
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-A lot of people are doing the same exact jobs or trades that their parents were doing that they swore they would never ever get into. -One dude worked his way up from flying small engine Cessnas as a hobby to flying famous surfers to remote surf spots around the world. -One dude went from complete stoner to some kind of huge fishing boat captain that sails all over the place and makes bank. -A lot of the fat chicks are now really loving fat and are teachers in middle schools or high schools we used to go to. Their personalities now are basically carbon copies of the teachers we all used to despise. -Lots of Herbalifers or part of whatever MLM of the day. -Also lots of people that are just dead or in jail for the next 10-20 years. Not as much schadenfreude as I thought. Everyone is mainly a victim of circumstances out of their control and immediate necessity or desperation. I really hope they all are happy or are on the way to doing something that will make them happy. Avalanche fucked around with this message at 18:16 on May 14, 2018 |
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My best friend from HS will be up for parole in 4 years. My HS girlfriend is into bestiality now. Lives with a Dane. Not the Denmark type of Dane. Another former friend is an HAES hambeast due to die anytime now.
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Being grandparents, rehab, or dying.
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I don't have a loving clue because I muted everybody from HS on Facebook years ago and I live 1200 miles from where I grew up. Last I looked, most of them were raising kids and starting photography businesses.
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Gehenomm posted:My HS girlfriend is into bestiality now. Lives with a Dane. Not the Denmark type of Dane. Wow, you turned her off humans completely Well done
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Some kid I knew does that sport where you have to chase a giant cheese being rolled down a hill. I don't think there's scoring, or a winner, but I do know one of the objectives is to not get killed by the massive cheese.
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Oh I forgot, one couple that started dating in high school eventually became furries and bought fursuits and wear them to events in town like the summer festival (it regularly breaks 100 degrees in my home town). I found out about this when my mother brought them up during a phone call, saying they were "fuzzies or something like that". edit: this is in a town of about 2000 people so everybody knew these kids
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Over sharing about poo poo (sometimes literal) their kids do and throwing money at every single comic book franchise show/movie out there.
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Richter Scabies posted:new york erotic massage cult I want to know more.
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Gehenomm posted:My best friend from HS will be up for parole in 4 years. This guy knows how to pick friends.
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My high school girlfriend started dating her 30-something cousin after I went off to college. They got married once she turned 18. Bullet dodged.
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why did ur friend go to jail did he kill somebody?
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A few people in my graduating class have been in and out of jail for meth production/sales. Central florida really likes meth. I never really associated with them much except for one I was on the soccer team with, they were the "cool kids".
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What's cooler than cool? Ice-cold.
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