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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Adam Ottavino, make love to me with your slider.

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Now that was officially Belted.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Excellent, that means the Mariners are gaining ground.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
It wouldn't be a Giants vs Reds game if Duvall didn't hit a bomb

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kirios posted:

One run losses loving suck.

What about the twins losing to the mariners 1-0 entirely because of a fielding error? :toot:

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

HEY NONG MAN posted:

What about the twins losing to the mariners 1-0 entirely because of a fielding error? :toot:

Come on, you have to give the Ms pitching a little bit of credit.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



time 4 Braves to get swept at home after winning every series on the road

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Jordan Lyles is perfect through 7 against the Rockies

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Padres will find a way to blow it and continue to be the only franchise without a no hitter.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
There it goes, thanks Story

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Epic High Five posted:

time 4 Braves to get swept at home after winning every series on the road

tonight's the night that Yu gets right

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



time for the White Sox to inexplicably put up 17 runs, Orioles style

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
It'd be cool if Darvish could not suck absolute poo poo this start.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Sydin posted:

It'd be cool if Darvish could not suck absolute poo poo this start.

Similarly, I would enjoy another quality start from Folty

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

i'm convinced that you goons who like NL baseball suffer from Stockholm Syndrome

blink twice if u need help

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Carlosologist posted:

i'm convinced that you goons who like NL baseball suffer from Stockholm Syndrome

blink twice if u need help

It ain't right that there's players who show up without a bat or glove and that this is tolerated

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also we have a third baseman starting tonight who has a similar average to most pitchers and is probably right around the "percentage of appearances that will result in a hit if swinging is done randomly" mark

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Epic High Five posted:

also we have a third baseman starting tonight who has a similar average to most pitchers and is probably right around the "percentage of appearances that will result in a hit if swinging is done randomly" mark

To be fair Bautista single-handedly won the game yesterday with his three run bomb.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Ok Yu don't suck too much.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lmao what a garbage hit and run call

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
The worst part about the Cubs stealing a lot of bases earlier in the week (they lost anyway) is now Joe is gonna do it way more often than he should.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Albies has already hit a lead-off HR.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I want the Cubs to win

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Sydin posted:

Albies has already hit a lead-off HR.

that was a fun little period of time where I wasn't sure if you were being pessimistic or if my gameday feed was way, way behind

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Epic High Five posted:

that was a fun little period of time where I wasn't sure if you were being pessimistic or if my gameday feed was way, way behind

lmao sorry

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yu appears to have the goods tonight, hopefully he figure him out again and hit a trillion dingers

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Cubs fans were like loving cockroaches even before they were gifted a world series. It somehow got worse

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Cubs fans were like loving cockroaches even before they were gifted a world series. It somehow got worse

:jerkbag:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Cubs fans were like loving cockroaches even before they were gifted a world series. It somehow got worse

I became a Cubs fan way back when TBS stopped carrying the Braves games all the time and I was living in Indy and I am also a loving vile cockroach, but I think some credit should be allowed for people to be vile and terrible humans without ascribing it to a fandom

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol, gifted a World Series.

Sorry Atlanta has bad fans who don't want to see their 1st place team.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'd like to complain about Cubs fans being a sizable percentage (I assume this is what we're talking about) of the stadium but I'm also a Buckeyes fan so I cannot

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Why the gently caress would you send Freeman

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

the Marlins had 2nd and 3rd, 1 out, and grounded into a double play. impressive display of futility.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I grew up watching wgn.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
oh freddie

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Aww poo poo that would've been cool

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Well that's... one way for an inning to end.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Don't run on Schwarber

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Don't run on Schwarber

Especially if you're a buffet or even a large pepperoni pizza

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Well that was loving stupid

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