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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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For the current standings for the NL Central I propose we just use the Mr. Burns/germs stuck in the door image.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Poque posted:

Just heard the first thunderclap. Looks like it'll be a ton of rain til like noon, then clear til about 7. Guessing we'll start a bit delayed (yet again) but I think we can get the game in

Using a weather machine to delay starts to mess with visiting teams’ starting pitchers. That’s Cub.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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the popes toes posted:

I like it when the A's do well, I wish they were better because they're kinda cool. They are handing the Red Sox their hats right now but I'm not sure if that will last.

Rootin' for the A's all year long because Piscotty. :smith:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Epic High Five posted:

God damnit braves get ur poo poo together and put up 15

The barrtender here is a commie so we've been talking politics but so far the game has been unacceptably boring and now they tied it up? Unacceptable

Has the bartender heard the Good News about a certain tape? Also go Barves

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Poque posted:

Wait was there piss

Show me the piss

Moises Alou parachute account spotted

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Please continue being Inexplicably Good Markakis.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mustached Demon posted:

Hey you in the peanut gallery: hush

My team already got their win that they didn't deserve today, now I need to heckle the Cubs. :colbert:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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A shameful Bean

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Thread vote: Do I need to go by Kevlar and Poque's to ensure they haven't broken their tv in frustration?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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elentar posted:

Vizcaino back on the horse

That's got to be some kind of banned substance...

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Crosspost from N/V: During this Rangers/Sox series if Matt Bush pitches I’m scream-chanting D-U-I until an usher makes me stop.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Loudest I’ve heard a Sox crowd all year

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Wooooooo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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White Sox have given up 9 runs on 4 hits and no errors.

:thunk:

Popete posted:

Yes that's true. A bleacher game would be fun.

I already have a bleacher ticket to Cubs/Bucs on 6/9 in a failed attempt to organize a C-SPAM meetup.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Stop 👏 Sliding 👏 Into 👏 First

GET MONEY

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tom Gorman posted:

:siren: Large Canadian Adult Son hits his first dinger :siren:

I was on the train trying to get to the Sox game in enough time to get Inspector a Hawk Solo bobble head; how good was it?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Love my 103 mph-throwing 21-year-old. :allears:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Inspector I have your bobble head.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mike_V posted:

lmao mike matheny is STILL running greg holland out in high leverage situations. loving fire him

Putting 2018 Greg Holland into a high-leverage situation should legit be a fireable offense.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mike you goddamn idiot.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mike_V posted:

this might be the first time i've ever heard a crowd boo a cardinal. even the idiot cardinals fans know better than matheny

Mitch Boggs blowing the game in relief of Wacha’s debut is the last time I can remember.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Star Wars night for the Sox, small children dressed up in service to the Empire. All I can think: “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Troy Queef posted:

Tyler O'Neill just one-armed a ball for a dinger.

This is a picture of his dad:


Reminder that I was singing the praises of our Large Canadian Son this offseason. :smug:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Jordan Hicks is a loving freak of nature.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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That's a tie for the record, isn't it?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Throw it at the bull, Jordan.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Hail Satan and his young pitching staff :woop:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Tom Gorman posted:

Jack Flaherty owned today, good lord

Martinez, Reyes, Weaver, Flaherty, Hicks

:allears:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Niwrad posted:

How do the Cardinals keep getting these elite arms?

Alex Reyes is due back soon. :getin:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Ooof, not great fielding Soler.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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My Canadian Muscle Monster :allears:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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That launch angle was absurd, there's no way that should have gone out.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

OUR Canadian Muscle Monster.

I'm sorry, you're right. He has enough muscles for all of us. :glomp:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Infidel Castro posted:

So today I learned that Bert Blyleven will eat worms for $100 a pop

Jeremy Hazelbaker eats mayflies for $15. Don't know if that's better or worse.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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:canada:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Why even bother saying something when someone needs a triple for the cycle?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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That Carpenter bobblehead looks more like he's writing in a diary while lying on his bed, not getting an out and narrowly avoiding being spiked by Andrus.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mike, goddamnit, let him finish it.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Mikolas... walks someone?

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Lizard King!

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