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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

I LIEK AMINALS THEREFORE IM OVERQUALIFIED TO GIVE MY SNOTTY OPINIONS ABOUT ALL AMINAL-RELATED EVERYTHINGS EVERYWHERE i am the very model of a somethingawful shitposter



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Except the the brown dude getting cuffed by the white cop. They probably aren't friends.

Well, hopefully the brown dude is falsely accused and then they can make friends.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Well, hopefully the brown dude is falsely accused and then they can make friends.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Except the the brown dude getting cuffed by the white cop. They probably aren't friends.

Illegal is illegal didn't you hear the ad

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Baron Corbin posted:

so hows everybody doing tonight

not bad at all

astonishingly, I've not only stuck with the exercise stuff, I've actually added to it I'm still mostly flab, but even now I feel like I got a bit more gas in the tank

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

so is ember technically queen of the black women?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



im here for the Riott Squad.

OY
OY
OY

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

her uncle's taters farm

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Liv is going to be so embarrassed when she finds out how suspenders work.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

I'M CURRENTLY SCULPTING A LEATHERDADDY STAND-IN FOR ZARAKYNEL, COMPLETE WITH
ANDREW CHRISTIAN LEVELS OF PACKAGE


Shima Honnou posted:

so is ember technically queen of the black women?

Not while Latifah is still alive.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Neurolimal posted:

Not while Latifah is still alive.

long may she live

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


SatansOnion posted:

not bad at all

astonishingly, I've not only stuck with the exercise stuff, I've actually added to it I'm still mostly flab, but even now I feel like I got a bit more gas in the tank

Pro wrestling is actually really good motivation for me to eat better and exercise more I just think about Jinder yelling about dieting harder than anyone else and its like I'm comin' for you maha raja.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


reignofevil posted:

Pro wrestling is actually really good motivation for me to eat better and exercise more I just think about Jinder yelling about dieting harder than anyone else and its like I'm comin' for you maha raja.

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Weakness leaving the body.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



reignofevil posted:

Pro wrestling is actually really good motivation for me to eat better and exercise more I just think about Jinder yelling about dieting harder than anyone else and its like I'm comin' for you maha raja.

my fitness motivation is pretty much just aj styles' torso, minus the tattoo

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

i'm glad to hear you are all well, except for the ones who are not. exercise is like a drug, and if you get high before you work out, that makes it even more like a drug. but the best drug of all, is self-confidence

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Nah I'm saving the Benoit special for when its time to start doing marathons

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Those are called power poppers; they're an indication of how powerful you are.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


I still don't understand why the hippie's hanging around with the goth and Gwen Stefani circa 2002.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


Baron Corbin posted:

the best drug of all, is self-confidence

Is that what the millennials are calling ketamine these days?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

I'M CURRENTLY SCULPTING A LEATHERDADDY STAND-IN FOR ZARAKYNEL, COMPLETE WITH
ANDREW CHRISTIAN LEVELS OF PACKAGE


reignofevil posted:

Nah I'm saving the Benoit special for when its time to start doing marathons

Wow, that's quite a pessimistic take on your odds of finishing.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Booker agreeing with Graves and not realizing it. Oh well, at least he's not Coach.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



liv's lick-pop tongue is certainly a choice

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


shiksa posted:

liv's lick-pop tongue is certainly a choice

She blue herself in a way I haven't seen before!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Did Ember even get tagged into that match?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


I love Liv Morgan but she suffers from the same illness as Bayley. They both hit like children and have no impact to anything they do.

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007


I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...

Buglord

I love when a team loses to a bunch of randos thrown together.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



WrasslorMonkey posted:

She blue herself in a way I haven't seen before!

god a wrestler with a phrasing gimmick would be amazing.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


shiksa posted:

god a wrestler with a phrasing gimmick would be amazing.

Next thing I hear is "The WWE roster has gone soft..."

Got my hopes up.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

I'M CURRENTLY SCULPTING A LEATHERDADDY STAND-IN FOR ZARAKYNEL, COMPLETE WITH
ANDREW CHRISTIAN LEVELS OF PACKAGE


Saint Freak posted:

I love when a team loses to a bunch of randos thrown together.

#womensrevolution

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

this is a really new and innovative gimmick that hasn't been seen before

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



shiksa posted:

god a wrestler with a phrasing gimmick would be amazing.

to add, i think about this during every single ddp promo. its like, did no one come up to him backstage and tell him that "hey RAVEN at bash at the beach, you're gonna get BANGED!, I'm gonna BANG YA!" etc. sounds, like, kinda just like an aggressive gay guy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Well, there was the APA

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

why didn't sheamus save bono from that tree when he was skiing

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007


I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...

Buglord

I can't believe not one person with ears has told them these songs mashed together like this sucks.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those bat-men.

I believe that a 1 years old could tweet better than Cole.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



matts already got rickety cricket knees

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Kiss of Deletion is a lame as hell name.

shiksa posted:

matts already got rickety cricket knees

He was born with that.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Yeah I'd prefer Sister Abigail's Delete Key

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



why are you making sami do this

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


I thought R-Truth had a crippling case of vertigo

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