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Is Sami Zayn a good friend?
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[Truth] Yes 61 56.48%
[Truth] No, but only because I'm a monster 4 3.70%
[Lie] No 3 2.78%
[Lie] I'm Sami Zayn 40 37.04%
Total: 108 votes
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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Lid posted:

Punk is a heavily tattooed antiauthoritarian punk who has no filter between his moutg and his brain and would sooner break than bend that they wanted to fire from developmental and was only brought up because of Paul Heyman incessantly advocating for him.

Bryan is a small, pale, hippy bearded, socialist, anti-capitalist who was putting on the best work day in day out without any reason to and was fired from the company because sponsors didnt like a tie choke on a childrens show.

Roman is...

Poop. From a butt.



I think the terribleness of this entire RAW is encapsulated in having Finn Balor eat a clean pin from Dolph loving Ziggler in TYOL 2018.

Lid posted:

Quoting self because i just realised i have literally no idea what Roman's character is. Thos is like red letter media asking people to describe Han Solo and C3P0 without referring to their job or appearance and then the same with Qui-Gon Jinn and Princess Amidala.

Edit: this has been my issue with Randy Orton for time immemorial too

Randy had a character once. 'Cocky young rear end in a top hat who knows he's better than everyone and everything'. 'Pose, hoes, RKOs' was a thing.

Then the writers got ahold of him and took everything remotely interesting out of his character, and he decided to wrestle at half speed.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 06:50 on May 15, 2018

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Lid posted:

Incidentally silver spoon cocky rear end in a top hat would fit Roman to a tee and make organic sense. Like the fundamental thing of Punk and Bryan are these stories require an entire lifetime to establish. Romans wrestling storyline is football player from the Anoa'i royalty that got his big break in being hand picked to replace Kassius Ohno/Chris Hero. Run with that! Hell make him a wrestling beast that beats up everuone because he cant handle the pressure of these expectations for him to fit into the shoes of Yokozuna or The Rock and that rather than the authority screwing him over they are screwing him by making him gave all this pressure on him to be something he isnt - which incidentally WAS the main event Bryan storyline and would copy the fundamental isea of that he was a babyface by being true to himself.

Can we just quietly replace him with Hero instead? I know -I- wouldn't be complaining about Hero having his 5th WWE Universal Title match this year...

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




RealFoxy posted:

There was a brief, brief time where Hero looked like he could have actually been that guy but his thyroid problems inflated him like a balloon and now he's never going to be a mainstay on the roster. He came in too early for the NXT revolution, then came back late enough that he's a better player-coach for the roster and will probably end up in a Regal or Sara Del Rey type roll.

Fat angry Chris Hero is the best Chris Hero, honestly. I'm hoping he at least gets a dark match at Takeover Chicago.

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