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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007


lmao

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Dec 31, 2007

Ween posted:

alright

this is vile

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

Control Volume posted:

What the gently caress

i was wondering where the c buttons were and then it dawned on me...

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Dec 31, 2007

b_d posted:

what was the power glove supposed to do anyway. just looks likea turbo controller strapped to your wrist?

it was a wii remote, where you point at the screen was the d-pad and you pressed buttons by using your fingers. see the avgn video to learn more

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


this is one gamer looking forward to being molested

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Dec 31, 2007

I.N.R.I posted:

Guillame: did everyone bring there controllers
Bernard: yeah
Percival: i brought 2 in case chad forgot again
Chad: i didnt forget *sheepishly pulls a horrible neon dildo that smells like cat poo poo out of a carrier bag*

lmao

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Dec 31, 2007

Lumpy the Cook posted:

What on earth...?

logitechs idea to replace the keyboard for gaming lol

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007


lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

im guessing joycons

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

jeebus bob posted:

I assume the emergency stop is designed to be pushed with your erect penis whenever you need to pause the game for a wank

goldmine immediately

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Dec 31, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

Holy poo poo. I just realized what "porn" also refers to.

Edit because people keep PMing me: pornography

just a word of warning to anyone else, please learn from my mistakes and DO NOT google this if at work

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

That circle is so goddamn big it encompasses everything except the chat

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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

That looks like a $15 3rd-party controller called like the Lightning Eliminator Pro that you buy in college because you can’t afford a real one

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734776&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007


what the gently caress lol

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Dec 31, 2007

Cubone posted:

this is ingenious. the final gaming evolution

keyboard+mouse is better than a controller for aiming, but analog sticks give more precise movement than wasd

true gaming excellence

https://www.amazon.com.au/Razer-Tartarus-Gaming-Keypad-Analog-Optical/dp/B07YQKS4B5 its existed for years and it just sits on your table with the mouse instead of strapping it to your body like a parasite

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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007


dude, those things are epic. super accurate still some of the best force feedback ive ever seen in a home setup

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

90s gamers rise up and do not let anyone slander the sidewinder force feedback pro

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

according to to an article on microsofts page from 1997 the force feedback pro was $150 on launch

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Dec 31, 2007


jeff gertmann using this to play atari games at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9trjqhUH5iM&t=38s

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Dec 31, 2007

The Kins posted:

japan was not exempt from wacky gamepads for old computers



:staredog:

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

wow it comes with a free copy of Decent.

lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

using an over elaborate nes controller to play descent ftw

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Dec 31, 2007

very carefully

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Dec 31, 2007


:stare:

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Dec 31, 2007

Gulping Again posted:

I still like the Super Scope just because it's way more advanced and high-precision than it ever needed to be, even if it goes through batteries like water and is honestly a bitch to use.

Also Metal Combat is an enormously underrated game, fight me.

i mean, if you didnt post this like a psychopath i dont theres a poster here that would disagree

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Dec 31, 2007

JOHN CENA posted:

where are the buttons

the hands lol

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

Bicyclops posted:

we got this for my two year old when he was younger and it's one of those toys that just seems to turn on and start singing in the middle of the night for no reason. I can hear this picture.

:dogwhistle:

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Dec 31, 2007


oh come on

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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007


lmfao

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