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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

American McGay posted:

this is ingenious. the final gaming evolution

keyboard+mouse is better than a controller for aiming, but analog sticks give more precise movement than wasd

true gaming excellence

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 05:09

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

trying to jack off posted:

https://www.amazon.com.au/Razer-Tartarus-Gaming-Keypad-Analog-Optical/dp/B07YQKS4B5 its existed for years and it just sits on your table with the mouse instead of strapping it to your body like a parasite

no shoulder buttons
no d-pad
no touch pad
no playstation button
no share button
no options button
no fission button

nice try, troll

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 05:37

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I think it's all the negative space
it makes it looks like a prop from some weird old european movie about inhuman bureaucracy

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 23:30

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

FutonForensic posted:

lmao

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 03:26

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Previa_fun posted:

fc ff asse

# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 07:52

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Tato posted:

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 01:19

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ezio's iconic controller mouse

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 09:53

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

lol

# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 10:52

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

PowerBeard posted:

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but behold the future of handheld gaming...

The Smach Z

It might be able to run Doom 2016 and Monster Hunter World if it's not crashing every few minutes.

smach zees nuts homeboy

# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 05:51

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Kins posted:

I can feel those buttons

those are calculator buttons

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 02:54

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