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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

I found a very useful flyer with 101 ways to say NO to sex. Which reason to say NO to sex makes the most sense for you?





Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at May 16, 2018 around 03:45

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Reason number 60 is the most useful, IMO.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

#63 Maybe Later

So.. you're saying there's a chance?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Silent Majority


#102 I like anime

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018



‘I have to go to the bathroom’ seems like a super avoidant way to say no to sex

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010


It's okay babe, I can't catch homework if we do it standing up.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead

I find 'yes' to be the best way to make me lose interest.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

blub

I'd rather watch the game. Kill you're family.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at May 16, 2018 around 03:52

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

‘I have to go to the bathroom’ seems like a super avoidant way to say no to sex

Or a way to send mixed signals

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


Turn off you are monitor.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


lmao @ "I'm allergic to sex"

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

blub

#85 "let's ask my parents"

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


"Don't make me laugh" is a pretty ice cold way to shoot someone down drat.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

#85 "let's ask my parents"

*Not applicable in Mississippi

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


#102 "Sorry, I don't like small penis"

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Former DILF posted:

#102 I like anime

#103 Sorry, I'm an incel

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007

We're all God, Starbuck.

College Slice

#104 How about I just watch you jerk off, Louis?

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD


Hey, want to hear my opinions on Star Wars???

client
Aug 19, 2010



Jim Barris posted:

"Don't make me laugh" is a pretty ice cold way to shoot someone down drat.

incredibly powerful especially if you use this voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL6YARuMRwk

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


OP there’s nothing about crawling backwards out of a room while meowing. Please advise.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

blub

#113 "I don't like piss and Vlad is filming"

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development

Most of these are stalling for time as you fumble for a whistle, just say no the good old fashioned way; produce your pistol and shoot blanks

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

Personally, I'm a big fan of #70 "The coach said not to"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Personally, I'm a big fan of #70 "The coach said not to"

just came to post that one lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

coach says he wont have any fornicators on his team, cant have them shefolk stealing our masculine essence if we wanna make state

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

Nooner posted:

coach says he wont have any fornicators on his team, cant have them shefolk stealing our masculine essence if we wanna make state

Coach says we need to focus our energy in the crystals or else we won't win the big game before homecoming *points to the glowing crystal around my neck*

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


coach wants his boys horny on the field

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Grimey Drawer

*crawls under a truck*

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

Admire the roses: so beautiful, so delicious.

I prefer to tell them to leave room for jesus until we are married so we don't burn in hell. Hasn't failed yet.

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000

MIYAMOTO-SAN... YOU HAVE MY AXE


*number 27 does not work for black people

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



I've heard "rub my back instead" at least twice lol

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
SUCKING DICK FOR XENFORO MONEY


i’m sure you have my man

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



I'm sure you've never been turned down

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

“if i do, you’ll leave me”- someone with reasonable ideas about sex and relationships

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

Wear the hat nigga

#71 I quit last week

fresh out of dick sorry

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

#70 Coach said not to.

I respect DGSW's wishes.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

Wear the hat nigga

"Let's get something to eat"
"wnat pussy for food"
"Its past curfew, I hear my dad!"
"Am dad now"

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

hello mister and missus thompson, i was calling to see if it’s okay for me to ride your son’s dick like my life depends on it

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

Wear the hat nigga

"You ignore me any other time" implying homeboy already is like end stage locked game

"I have to get up early" jesus

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my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK


Hair Elf

"I want to have a career"

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