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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > 101 Ways to Say NO to Sex
 
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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Prince of Space posted:

I have a sunburn.

I have a headache.

I have a stomach ache.

I have a back ache.

I have a tooth ache.

I am in incredible pain.

I've had too much coffee/alcohol/weed/painkillers/cocaine/LSD.

I need to poo poo my guts out and my rear end in a top hat is on fire.

I've got a special concocktion that'll clear all that up ;)

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