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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

north korea has been working on a nuclear program not to bomb our cities but to superheat the center of the earth to cause literal global instability

hawaii is the test bed and first victim









next call of duty gonna be fukin lit

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

is that bannon italian thing basically the plot to the stat wars prequels

wrt sidious

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

its in antarctica

no you're thinking of the second stargate

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The nazis were clearly Jaffa disguised as humans serving the Goa'uld Hitler. Haven't you heard of the stories of hitler's glowing eyes and the snakes they thought the nazis considered a delicacy because they kept finding them in their stomachs?

That was the good direct to DVD movie. The other one was Not Good

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

The matrix went from dystopian to "seems ok"

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Icochet posted:

George W Bush's injuries weren't from pretzel accident, but stumbling around drunk as gently caress.

por que no los dos

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

evilmiera posted:

Well yes, obviously, we are talking conspiracy theories here not hard facts.

#YellowJournalism

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

That Robot posted:

The Alien Zoo hypothesis is plausible.

No one visits Earth because we're too primitive and wacky.

no one visits your posts because they were made already, on page 2, by somebody funnier

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Kazak posted:

Can you elaborate on that

they knew that it was a messy cesspool going into it but still pursued a career in that industry regardless because the risk was worth the potential reward

is what i assume he is saying

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

strange that Lindsay Lohan would have an interesting take on this

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

eshock posted:

The Russians definitely did something with that plane that disappeared.

oh yea thats a really good one come to think of it

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Let's assume it's true: what value is there for cia in that?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

food court bailiff posted:

conspiracy theory: a bunch of you were actively trying to tank the thread. so many of you chose to argue so earnestly against rutibex, a guy whose gimmick has been "dumb and wrong" for years and literally has it in his custom title under his weird logo avatar. the alternate explanation that you guys are all loving stupid as hell and fell for such a simple troll in 2018 is just too farfetched to believe


destabilizing the poo poo out of mexico for free tamales and taco bowls

as the OP of this thread, they can't really tank it, since i started it as a joke thread and then ppl just turned it into an actual conspiracy theory thread


seriously go read my OP lmao

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Destabilizing all of central and south america has been one of their major duties since before the modern coke trade was even a thing

Also billions in untraceable funding with no need for Congressional oversight

Why do we want our neighbors to be crappy

Is it so we can keep importing them as slave labor while exploiting their lovely economies to reap their natural resources


You know as I write this idk what else it could be

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

idk that it's much of a conspiracy theory to say that the intelligence apparatus is partially responsible for getting military into the ME

former cia director and his son both started wars there lol

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Mods, like parents, care less about who is 'right and more about peace and quiet during the Wining Hour

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

OMFG FURRY posted:

i just like the idea that my tax dollars are paying for someone to shitpost in byob

plenty of goons are on disability im sure

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

are we the bad guys?

i work for a pretty bad industry noted for its mass collusion and tendency to be noncompetitive


feels good tbh

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i actually really like women a lot personally

one side effect of the pressure for them to look good and be pretty etc is that they have many very handy personal care tips

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Trump and north korea always planned to have summit. North korea gonna open its doors to be industrialized. It becomes a factory state. Its next to major parts suppliers already and shipping lanes already exist.

Most north koreans end up slaves but the world justifies it bc they have more rice and the stock market booms even more

Next stop africa

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

honestly north korea probably just should become our serfs imo

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Both NK and SK want to reunify, but the US and China have secretly been conspiring to sabotage diplomatic efforts between the two. After the Korean peace talks/ceasefire a few weeks ago, China and the US are planning to assassinate Kim Jong Un at the upcoming US-NK talks

this woiuyld be fuckin amazingf

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

the problem isnt when the trees were born or cameras were invented


the problem is when time travel became reality

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