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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015

Always flippin' always floppin'

...and the winner for worse CGI and worse screenplay goes to......black panther.

Movie sucked rear end.

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006



jokes on you since you watched it op

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

Actually Black Panther was pretty good and I look forward to buying it on Blu-ray.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015

Always flippin' always floppin'

“Another broken white boy we have to fix...”

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

I just saw this movie and confirm it's... not good.

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Do you like it? It's haunted.


I just rented it today on Amazon. It's a Marvel movie. They're all the same: Fun but forgettable. The only bad part is I'm supposed to remember who these characters are for the next movie.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Untrustable posted:

I just rented it today on Amazon. It's a Marvel movie. They're all the same: Fun but forgettable. The only bad part is I'm supposed to remember who these characters are for the next movie.

Actually Thor: Ragnarok was fun and memorable and an instant classic that I am happy to watch again and again.

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



Actually the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movie is memorable tyvm

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Aug 22, 2004

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

Blub

The CGI is flying toaster screensaver bad.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Statutory Ape posted:

Actually the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movie is memorable tyvm

I remember how bad it was if that's what you mean

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016


Applewhite posted:

Actually Thor: Ragnarok was fun and memorable and an instant classic that I am happy to watch again and again.

Yeah. I had zero expectations for this, but it loving rocked. Instant classic for me.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015

Always flippin' always floppin'

“Where are all the white women at?”

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

LordoftheScheisse posted:

Yeah. I had zero expectations for this, but it loving rocked. Instant classic for me.

Really they should have just stopped there. As far as I'm concerned all the Marvel films were building to Ragnarok and I could give a poo poo about Thanos or whatever.

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016


Excuse me while I whip this out - Black Panther

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Do you like it? It's haunted.


Applewhite posted:

Actually Thor: Ragnarok was fun and memorable and an instant classic that I am happy to watch again and again.

You know what? Fair. Ragnarok was pretty fuckin good with fun characters. Probably the funnest Marvel movie.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009




It’s “worst” op, not “worse.”

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Have you seen my glasses


The big battle in the 3rd act was kinda lame but other than that I liked it.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Only marvel movies i would consider watching again are logan and deadpool

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Originally the role of black panther was to be played by ashton kutcher.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


gbs hates black people

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Blast of Confetti posted:

gbs hates black people

The Black people were the best part of the film. Too bad the story was so boring and the action so forgettable not even their excellent acting and beautiful features could save it.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005



Buglord

Any other hot takes I can read ITT? Looking forward to it.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Blast of Confetti posted:

gbs hates black people

gently caress you no it doesn't.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Gbs hates white people and thats ok

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!


My favorite part of the movie was the Japari Tribe, especially lovable Serval.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005




I haven't seen a superhero movie since guardians 1 which was fine but slow and from what I gather I missed nothing.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009



Its all so bland and formulaic. Between zack Snyder's DC CGI masturbation and the Disney machine' cookie cutter marvel schlock it begs the question; when will they loving stop?

Just cranking out this phoned in mediocre milquetoast product. Lump star wars in there now too. Its like a feedback loop.

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Do you like it? It's haunted.


BONE DOG posted:

Its all so bland and formulaic. Between zack Snyder's DC CGI masturbation and the Disney machine' cookie cutter marvel schlock it begs the question; when will they loving stop?

Just cranking out this phoned in mediocre milquetoast product. Lump star wars in there now too. Its like a feedback loop.

They'll stop when people stop buying tickets and buying and renting the home media releases. People really like this stuff so expect it to keep getting made until 1 or 2 crash and burn at the box office. The whole Marvel blockbuster concept is unsustainable for too much longer. I'd be fine with a movie industry crash. It would lead to smaller, more interesting movies.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Sorry man this av is NWS and i couldn't PM you to ask you to change it

Bip Roberts posted:

I haven't seen a superhero movie since guardians 1 which was fine but slow and from what I gather I missed nothing.

guardians 2 and ragnarok are v watchable

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


CGI notwithstanding, my main problem with BP is the titular character is kinda boring. white and black bad guys are more interesting, little sister is more intereseting, captain of the guard lady is more interesting, gorilla tribe guy is more interesting, cia guy is more interessting. the main character sucks

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


Untrustable posted:

They'll stop when people stop buying tickets and buying and renting the home media releases. People really like this stuff so expect it to keep getting made until 1 or 2 crash and burn at the box office. The whole Marvel blockbuster concept is unsustainable for too much longer. I'd be fine with a movie industry crash. It would lead to smaller, more interesting movies.

It'll be a nice change of pace when that happens. We've had almost two decades of this stuff.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

gently caress all of you guys, back panther is great

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Sorry man this av is NWS and i couldn't PM you to ask you to change it

ant man and wasp lady def gonna crash

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Oh wait I thought we were talking about this

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

The Protagonist posted:

ant man and wasp lady def gonna crash

Finally saw the Ant Man movie recently because I couldn't be arsed to see it any sooner. It was boring and bad. A thin gruel of a film.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


its actually pretty good

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005




The Protagonist posted:

guardians 2 and ragnarok are v watchable

I bet yr wrong

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Sorry man this av is NWS and i couldn't PM you to ask you to change it

guards 2 is better than 1, rag has jeff goldblum

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


The Protagonist posted:

guards 2 is better than 1

much better bad guy but i feel slightly worse film overall. no lloyd kaufman either

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