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Currently on holiday with wifey and the in-laws. After a semi argument one night I slept in and missed breakfast. Come lunchtime I just couldn't be hosed. Wasn't hungry and had a nice ocean view spot. Wife lost her poo poo. Crying stomping around, and then complaining that I'm wasting her money by not eating (its included) So I said gently caress it then, I won't eat until we leave. Now both her and the in-laws are giving me all sorts of poo poo. And as a result im digging in. Its now been four days lol. Im a fatass, I'll be fine.
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:08 |
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around day 3 of fasting your body will switch to using your adipose fat reserves for energy. just be sure you're drinking plenty of water.
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:14 |
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I got a divorce.
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:14 |
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im actually dead
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:18 |
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I dont actually talk to other human beings IRL. I grunt and point. I do this out of laziness mostly
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:12 |
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fist4jesus posted:Currently on holiday with wifey and the in-laws. ur awesome dude
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:13 |
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fist4jesus posted:Currently on holiday with wifey and the in-laws. Fasting to own the wife and in-laws.
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:32 |
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lol this is the best fast I’ve ever heard of.
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:47 |
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op gets banned but holds out knowing lowtax will eventually break first and give him his account back
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:52 |
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yr like the guy who pees in bottles while playing wow because he's too stubborn to get up
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:52 |
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fist4jesus posted:I'm wasting her money
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# ? May 16, 2018 08:56 |
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Apparently I'm emotionally abusive and ruining the holiday. So I try and do the right thing and book a single ticket home. Apparently that's wrong too. All I want to do is watch the loving ocean, and decide if/what/when to eat. Christ. Every time I calm down enough to relax again the poo poo starts back up. Apparently I'm going to collapse and end up in some dramatic medivac scenario. As opposed to the reality, I'm just stubborn and pissed off, and as a fat oval office, fasting is a good idea occasionally anyway.
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:13 |
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communism bitch posted:Yo if I was married and my spouse starts talking about "her" money vs "my" money I'd be out of there like a rocket. username checks out
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:14 |
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I drank an entire gallon of jizz to prove a point about a sitcom
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:16 |
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When I broke up with my first girlfriend 12 years ago, she told her parents and all our friends that I was an rear end in a top hat who was really interested in her 1 year younger sister and was just using her (which is true, but not at first). She has reached out multiple times asking to talk again and go back to being friends as long as I admit it and apologize. I would like to be friends again but if I admit it then I have to tell everyone I've been lying for over a decade and that just won't do, so my plan is to continue not speaking to them ever again.
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:29 |
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fist4jesus posted:Apparently I'm emotionally abusive and ruining the holiday. So I try and do the right thing and book a single ticket home. Apparently that's wrong too. you'd only collapse if you had no fat reserves left in your body. only when your body has burned through all of it's fat will you start to go into starvation mode. only when you have no fat left to burn will you expierence muscle loss and fatigue
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:35 |
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I've been married three times, and engaged a couple of times that didn't make it to the paperwork stage. I don't mind losing a few wives here or there, but I don't lose an argument.
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:37 |
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I'll think about the argument in the shower for at least a week.
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:40 |
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yeah op. it sounds like you both want different things. maybe fake your death and remarry somewhere else on the island
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:41 |
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:you'd only collapse if you had no fat reserves left in your body. only when your body has burned through all of it's fat will you start to go into starvation mode. only when you have no fat left to burn will you expierence muscle loss and fatigue this is good and right. coincidentally i just started a kind of fasting where i only eat once a day (6pm, and only water until 6pm the next day) every day. its super easy tbh. hunger isn't an issue unlike eating small amounts throughout the day. i wouldn't do it on holiday with my wife and inlaws though because eating is a social thing
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:42 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:When I broke up with my first girlfriend 12 years ago, she told her parents and all our friends that I was an rear end in a top hat who was really interested in her 1 year younger sister and was just using her (which is true, but not at first). She has reached out multiple times asking to talk again and go back to being friends as long as I admit it and apologize. I would like to be friends again but if I admit it then I have to tell everyone I've been lying for over a decade and that just won't do, so my plan is to continue not speaking to them ever again.
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# ? May 16, 2018 09:58 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:lmao once again i look down my nose at those poor saps who have sex you're right it's really not worth the hassle
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:04 |
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my mother was a hardcore catholic. she would make my father and i fast for as long as possible on nothing but water. 7 days is the longest i've ever gone without food
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:06 |
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fist4jesus posted:Apparently I'm emotionally abusive and ruining the holiday. So I try and do the right thing and book a single ticket home. Apparently that's wrong too. sounds about right, you selfish gently caress. why even go on holiday with others if you're gonna act like a pissy 10-year old
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:12 |
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I’ll cut my own dick off op Even if there’s not even an argument
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:14 |
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:my mother was a hardcore catholic. she would make my father and i fast for as long as possible on nothing but water. 7 days is the longest i've ever gone without food That's not Catholic. Even St. Francis confessed on his deathbed that he had been too hard on his body. AARO fucked around with this message at 11:25 on May 16, 2018 |
# ? May 16, 2018 11:23 |
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i think being stubborn is lame and ive made it a huge point to stop trying to "win" arguments, mostly by not so much arguing as calmly debating and I think being able to admit you're wrong when you are is important ive never once been wrong about anything in my entire life though so not sure what that feels like
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# ? May 16, 2018 12:37 |
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why dont you just do what sensible people do and vent out your obsession for winning arguments on the internet and act like a grown up IRL
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# ? May 16, 2018 12:41 |
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communism bitch posted:Yo if I was married and my spouse starts talking about "her" money vs "my" money I'd be out of there like a rocket. If But
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# ? May 16, 2018 12:59 |
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:my mother was a hardcore catholic. she would make my father and i fast for as long as possible on nothing but water. 7 days is the longest i've ever gone without food That's some good quality parenting right there.
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:23 |
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fasting isn't unhealthy in itself
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:24 |
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Dyna Soar posted:fasting isn't unhealthy in itself yeah, it resets your white blood cell count and boosts creativity
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:26 |
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Jesus likes em thin
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:30 |
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when I got married my old man said "son, remember that when you disagree, you can be right or you can be happy". p good advice imo
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:30 |
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I'm currently holding my breath until I die to own the libs but this seems a bit harsh. Not to mention, if you are as fat as you claim the only person punished by missing out on a good omelette is you big fella.
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:36 |
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Back in high school, I was a huge nerd and got into an argument with my cousin over anime. He kept calling it "Japanimation", which is wrong. We kept the argument going for a while and nobody else in the family wanted to step in, calling it "a stupid waste of time". Anyway my cousin was getting a full ride to MIT, or at least he was until I broke into the post office and destroyed his acceptance letter. poo poo happens, bitch. I then mailed him a letter of condolence for not getting in to MIT, signed from THE ANIME KING. He of course kept the argument going by firebombing my parent's house, although we could never prove it was him. But writing out JAPANIMATION in gasoline on the yard seemed to point to him. It's been 12 years since then. The argument hasn't stopped, and I refuse to see his side, as I'm 100% correct. In that time I've destroyed his marriage, 3 apartments, a car, and even stole his first born son. He's destroyed my marriage, killed my parents, and gotten me deported from the US. I guess some arguments you just can't win!
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:43 |
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The whole point of a vacation is to relax and not be stuck to a tight schedule. If I wanted to be uptight and run around from one thing to another I would stay at work. Just let me pound my mojitos in peace. I recently argued with my boss and got him pissed off, then called him out for getting angry. He called me insubordinate and I said no, but I was stubborn and I told him that was my strength. I ended up winning the argument and made him look like a babby.
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:47 |
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you should wander into the desert and live the life of an ascetic. deny yourself all worldly pleasures. that will show your wife!
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:58 |
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i don't like arguing and i'm not good enough at debate to adequately represent my positions and sway the views of other so generally i avoid them
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:27 |
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discarded box posted:i think being stubborn is lame and ive made it a huge point to stop trying to "win" arguments, mostly by not so much arguing as calmly debating and I think being able to admit you're wrong when you are is important calmly debating isn't possible with some people. It always escalates. Like if someone in my family says to my grandfather something even mildly complimentary about Obama he instantly escalates into "what the gently caress did you just say you little poo poo" mode. If you try to keep it calm he accuses you of thinking you're smarter than him which makes him more mad.
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