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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003
Probation
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There's a park I like to go to and the bushes are full of rats. They're small ones and they just scurry about. I realize this seems creepy but I really enjoy watching them run back and forth. When I was a kid I had rats so that's why I don't mind them. Rats are awesome pets and way better for a young kid than a hamster or chinchilla. Rats want to hang out while all other rodents want to die in their cage.

But the thing is, people look at me when I throw crumbs from my lunch at the bushes. Why is it such a stigma to feed rats at your local park while it's ok to feed the pigeons? Pigeons are rats with wings, but filthy.

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Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010


You can absolutely feed the rats, op. Please take pictures next time, ta.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



Always feed the rats.

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


Rat lives matter.

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001



Feed them lead!! That goes double for pigeons!!

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015

Whose face you're wearing today ?


I'll take rats over dogs anytime.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

rats own

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001



Stop feeding rats OP

Look what happens

https://youtu.be/FNL8b6Sm3SE

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


And also, the balls on rats. Probably the biggest nutsacks compared to size of all living creatures.





DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

Lodin posted:

And also, the balls on rats. Probably the biggest nutsacks compared to size of all living creatures.







unfortunately their lifespan is not so big

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

im at the vet with my rats as i post this ama

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

im at the vet with my rats as i post this ama

How do they stay in your rear end?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

Gay Weed Dad posted:

How do they stay in your rear end?

the same way everything else stays in my rear end

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

feeding the rats is good but what they really want is human flesh

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



Rats are kicking rad but they die quickly.

Oh well, as long as you helped give them a good life that's what matters.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

im at the vet with my rats as i post this ama

I feel you.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003



Lodin posted:

And also, the balls on rats. Probably the biggest nutsacks compared to size of all living creatures.


Nice

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



When I had rats:

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.


Rats, even mice, are fun to feed outside. Way more entertaining than just birds. Especially since theyíre just in the park, not getting into peopleís homes. I think most rodents are very

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder



Over There posted:

When I had rats:


aww

these rats will be my last because the lifespan is brutal . i had 6 but now there are just three and itís looking like itís gonna be 2 soon

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.


Also, take pics and videos please!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

im at the vet with my rats as i post this ama

what color is your rat, what is your rat's name, does your rat have a bald tail or have you had it undero hair graft surgery on its tail, how smart is your rat, what is your rat's favorite food, does your rat have a favorite tv show, who else is at the vet now, what are you going to be doing this afternoon, boxers or briefs, what's for lunch?

soy
Jul 7, 2003


I too had a pet rat, his name was Ratso because he was a fatso. He liked banana chips.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

yeah rats really like bananas

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN


As an ally to hawk-kind, I laugh at your pathetic attempts to enrich the lives of mere rodents. Your supposed kindness only serve to better fill the bellies of my brethren.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


...to a snake.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



mods

soy
Jul 7, 2003


SciFiDownBeat posted:

As an ally to hawk-kind, I laugh at your pathetic attempts to enrich the lives of mere rodents. Your supposed kindness only serve to better fill the bellies of my brethren.

Thatís fine hawks and ravens are fuckin badass. If I could personally die by being eaten by a giant bird thatíd be pretty cool.

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN


soy posted:

That’s fine hawks and ravens are fuckin badass. If I could personally die by being eaten by a giant bird that’d be pretty cool.

Skies preserve you, friend.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

gently caress birds

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

You should give the rats kisses OP. They need love.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

*skids through thread in hair covered car with custom plates reading RDNT69.
Hits brick wall and fatly falls out of blown off passenger side door while taking hits of inhaler*

H...has...has a..ahh... Has anyone said... "Rats off to ya?"

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN



Mods?!?!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

aww

these rats will be my last because the lifespan is brutal . i had 6 but now there are just three and itís looking like itís gonna be 2 soon

It might be too soon but have you considered ferrets? They really are like a puppy but also an annoying butthole all the time. But such great little buttholes. Last longer than rats.

And gently caress that bird that keeps flying around here and killing the rats!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003
Probation
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poorlifedecision posted:

You should give the rats kisses OP. They need love.

On a dare, if someone caught one of the rats and calmed it down properly, yes, I would let it lick my lips.

indyrenegade
Apr 5, 2018

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

rats are Good and Nice and they need to eat like everyone else

Over There
Jun 28, 2013



Lodin posted:

It might be too soon but have you considered ferrets? They really are like a puppy but also an annoying butthole all the time. But such great little buttholes. Last longer than rats.

And gently caress that bird that keeps flying around here and killing the rats!

I couldn't deal with the poo poo. There was so much poo poo.

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012
HAIKOOLIGAN


indyrenegade posted:

rats are Good and Nice and they need to eat like everyone else

this but birds

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Over There posted:

I couldn't deal with the poo poo. There was so much poo poo.

Yeah, getting them to use the catbox is a real poo poo show.

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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004


I feed rats poison. Ive had lots of rats in the back yard and crawl space. I do traps too but thats gross since i have to deal with the bodies. Better just to spread the poison all around. The poo poo rats take the poison and crawl back to their poo poo holes to die.

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