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Your age, weight, and size don't matter when the plane begins to sputter Burma Shave
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 15:50 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 10:20 |
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I think we should at least pay a visit to Goatse Lake north from our apparent position. It's a very important landmark for goons after all.
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 13:11 |
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When I saw 'raft' on the list for a sec there I imagined a wooden raft just being there on a plane for no reason.
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 23:29 |
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Can you bribe aggressive animals with food?
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 22:04 |
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Since we don't have any wolves, sheep and/or bushels of grains to carry 2-at-a-time, Rafting should be pretty easy.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 22:30 |
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Iunnrais posted:Raft. But... maybe we should consider ditching our ancestral rock... and have a serious look at everything else too. You fool! That rock is how we managed to survive these past couple days! How do you think we got that premonition about the wolf, which as a result we managed to avoid? How would we manage to travel all this way in our condition, if not for this blessed rock? No rock, no life!
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 01:57 |
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We could go back in time and pack up snowshoes instead of tennis shoes. Time travel is a mechanic, right?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 10:29 |
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The frostbite is punishment for our doubts in The Rock. As long as we place full confidence in our Rock Goonpa shall prevail.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 16:10 |
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A, because fishing is the best part of any game.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 19:41 |
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We'll be fine as long as we don't run into a certain wily hare that made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. Although we do have a gun and magic pebble...
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 08:45 |
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No probs! Try not to burn out, both physically and mentally!
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 21:59 |
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As long as the sacred rock remains safely in Goonpa's possession I'm fine with anything. e: important update/vote in last page!
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 20:26 |
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Cicadalek posted:Restore the save, but leave the rock behind. No second chances, it can protect you no longer. Smite the heretic!
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 00:32 |
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The only way for Goonpa to respectfully cease carrying the ancestral rock (and thus avoid instant divine retribution) is to take a way too long detour and cast it unto the hallowed murky depths of Goatse Lake. In other words I don't think it's a good idea, in fact quite the opposite.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 01:57 |
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Actually if you drop the rock it'll become cursed, like a NetHack loadstone. By leaving it for another survivor you ensure their doom and thus are akin to a murderer.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 22:04 |
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biosterous posted:Well, I'm sold! Drop the rock! Whether we drop the rock or not, I already called the authorities on you. I just hope I called the ones in the right city. And country.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 08:23 |
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A man, a Plan, a Canal - Panama!
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 21:19 |
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Oh, neat! Glad to see Goonpa wake up from his one-day coma. e: gah, update in previous page!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 18:08 |
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It was like Piccolo's weighted clothing, Goonpa kept the rock to give nature a fighting chance.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 00:16 |
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Dawncloack posted:As in, it is The Light and if we dont use it.... you get me I know now, without a doubt.. the inflatable raft is... light!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 18:32 |
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That's the thing, now that he's in a state good enough to satisfy his base 'survive at all costs' instincts he can think about how miserable his situation is.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 16:02 |
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I've been checking up on thread updates practically every day!* *technically correct since it's in my thread bookmarks But seriously, I'll be glad to see the final fate of Goonpa.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 22:43 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 10:20 |
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I follow the theory that all this is Goonpa's fever dream as he lies dying among the plane's remains. Or perhaps he's imagining this scenario happening after the plane totally crashes because drat that's some heavy turbulence! Hey, steward, are these occasional sudden drops normal???
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 23:13 |