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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Your age, weight, and size don't matter
when the plane begins to sputter

Burma Shave

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I think we should at least pay a visit to Goatse Lake north from our apparent position. It's a very important landmark for goons after all.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
When I saw 'raft' on the list for a sec there I imagined a wooden raft just being there on a plane for no reason.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Can you bribe aggressive animals with food?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Since we don't have any wolves, sheep and/or bushels of grains to carry 2-at-a-time, Rafting should be pretty easy.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Iunnrais posted:

Raft. But... maybe we should consider ditching our ancestral rock... and have a serious look at everything else too.

You fool! That rock is how we managed to survive these past couple days! How do you think we got that premonition about the wolf, which as a result we managed to avoid? How would we manage to travel all this way in our condition, if not for this blessed rock?

No rock, no life!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
We could go back in time and pack up snowshoes instead of tennis shoes.

Time travel is a mechanic, right?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The frostbite is punishment for our doubts in The Rock. As long as we place full confidence in our Rock Goonpa shall prevail.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
A, because fishing is the best part of any game.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
We'll be fine as long as we don't run into a certain wily hare that made a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

Although we do have a gun and magic pebble...

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
No probs! Try not to burn out, both physically and mentally!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
As long as the sacred rock remains safely in Goonpa's possession I'm fine with anything.

e: important update/vote in last page!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Cicadalek posted:

Restore the save, but leave the rock behind. No second chances, it can protect you no longer.

Smite the heretic!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The only way for Goonpa to respectfully cease carrying the ancestral rock (and thus avoid instant divine retribution) is to take a way too long detour and cast it unto the hallowed murky depths of Goatse Lake.

In other words I don't think it's a good idea, in fact quite the opposite.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Actually if you drop the rock it'll become cursed, like a NetHack loadstone. By leaving it for another survivor you ensure their doom and thus are akin to a murderer.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

biosterous posted:

Well, I'm sold! Drop the rock!

:stare: Whether we drop the rock or not, I already called the authorities on you.

I just hope I called the ones in the right city. And country.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
A man, a Plan, a Canal - Panama!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Oh, neat! Glad to see Goonpa wake up from his one-day coma.

e: gah, update in previous page!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
It was like Piccolo's weighted clothing, Goonpa kept the rock to give nature a fighting chance.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Dawncloack posted:

As in, it is The Light and if we dont use it.... you get me

I know now, without a doubt.. the inflatable raft is... light!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
That's the thing, now that he's in a state good enough to satisfy his base 'survive at all costs' instincts he can think about how miserable his situation is.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I've been checking up on thread updates practically every day!*

*technically correct since it's in my thread bookmarks

But seriously, I'll be glad to see the final fate of Goonpa.

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I follow the theory that all this is Goonpa's fever dream as he lies dying among the plane's remains.

Or perhaps he's imagining this scenario happening after the plane totally crashes because drat that's some heavy turbulence! Hey, steward, are these occasional sudden drops normal???

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