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Spinster posted:I got a DUI because 1800 Cadillac Margaritas on the rocks are so good. Margaritas or DUI's?
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1redflag posted:Margaritas or DUI's? Both
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May 18, 2018 23:17
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hmm. Cadillac Margaritas are just margaritas with top shelf tequila and Grand Marnier. I didn’t actually know this had a name, thank you
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May 18, 2018 23:20
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Outrail posted:I like margaritas but I use bourbon or rye whisky instead of tequila, a few splashes of bitters instead of Cointreau and maple syrup instead of lime juice, then garnish with a sprig of rosemary instead of lime wedge. Also serve in a tumbler without salt. Really hits the spot. Look I loved old fashioneds and I’m from Vermont so I love maple syrup too. But if you ever ordered something like that I hope whoever you were with slapped the non-prescription monocle and handlebar mustache right off your face For reals though try a Toronto cause poo poo be good with some fernet.
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May 19, 2018 03:13
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How the goddamn hell are you people buying supplies for and making margaritas when mojitos exist
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May 19, 2018 03:19
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Nothing wrong with balancing out weirdly sour limes with a bit of simple but imo you should take this opportunity to try to mess with your ratios a little, if you’re rocking a 2:1:1 normally and they’re coming out a little sour try a 3:2:1 but with the Cointreau as the 2 and the limes as 1 and see how that goes, I do 3:2:1 always with limes on 2 normally, but when I get sour limes I swap em around and it’s good stuff With key lime juice I always end up 3:2:1 with a dash of simple syrup depending on mood. I did try one time with fresh limes and didn't need any sizzurp so maybe that's a thing but  Also making people their first real margarita and watching them get destroyed since they're used to 40 proof sugar-loaded garbage will never not be fun.
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May 19, 2018 03:29
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KomodoWagon posted:How the goddamn hell are you people buying supplies for and making margaritas when mojitos exist Probably because we are not gay or chicks. Not any straight dudes wanting loving mint in their drinks.
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May 19, 2018 03:35
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I'm not reading four pages; has someone already brought up substituting mezcal?
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May 19, 2018 03:37
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Probably because we are not gay or chicks. Not any straight dudes wanting loving mint in their drinks.
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May 19, 2018 03:38
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KomodoWagon posted:You are so loving repressed lol Don't put loving mint in your cocktails. It's no good. Also, if you're the type of person to order a Mojito at a bar, as a former bartender, you can go gently caress yourself.
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May 19, 2018 03:40
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Chomp8645 posted:Everything that humankind has ever laid eyes on has been evaluated for alcohol suitability. I salute all those ancient dudes who drank all kinds of ungodly fermented plants in order to narrow it down to the ones that are tasty.
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May 19, 2018 03:41
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:I salute all those ancient dudes who drank all kinds of ungodly fermented plants in order to narrow it down to the ones that are tasty. Some of those dudes probably got incredibly sick, might even have died trying to find out how to get intoxicated. This applied to things other than alcohol as well of course, probably was some trial and error involved with shooting heroin or snorting coke too.
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May 19, 2018 03:46
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't put loving mint in your cocktails. It's no good. What if I'm a good tipper?
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May 19, 2018 03:51
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Step 1: buy minimum Casamigos or better tequila (lmao Patron) Step 2: drink it straight or on the rocks
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May 19, 2018 04:06
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KomodoWagon posted:What if I'm a good tipper? You ordered a Mojito. You're not a good tipper.
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May 19, 2018 04:39
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You ordered a Mojito. You're not a good tipper. Look, you can deride the noble mojito all you want, but you better come up with some sort of explanation if you're gonna smear my tipping like this
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May 19, 2018 04:43
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Quite A Tool posted:Look I loved old fashioneds and I’m from Vermont so I love maple syrup too. But if you ever ordered something like that I hope whoever you were with slapped the non-prescription monocle and handlebar mustache right off your face An old fashioned with maple syrup instead of sugar isn't such an insultingly brain curling cocktail variation that would justify the loss of my eye-piece nor upsetting the wax arranged tips of my mustache, sir. But seriously, if I was at a decent cocktail bar that took requests and my friends are in there for old fashioneds I really don't think they'd mind trying one. If you love old fashioneds and you're from Vermont you should have ingredients in your home so why don't you try one before you complain about how I take drink my bottom shelf spirits.
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May 23, 2018 04:56
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A whiskey sour with maple syrup is pretty bomb, so I could see making a drink like an old fashioned with maple syrup.
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May 23, 2018 05:31
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Some of those dudes probably got incredibly sick, might even have died trying to find out how to get intoxicated. Funnily enough heroin was developed medically and is still prescribed in a bunch of countries.
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