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Papa Was A Video Toaster





Maybe like post an idea of what the site should be. I really don't know what I'm doing, so keep them simple, please.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The Onion, and the article is about vegetarians using meat thermometers for grilling tofu and how it's ruining our society. or something.

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
something with this



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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Whatever you want, friend.

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Manifisto


some kind of crazy retro-futuristic rant or manifesto about how we will colonize the universe using capybaras

like an amazing stories pulp sci-fi kind of vibe, except it's how we will send capybaras to the stars

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bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete
hit me with that AESTHETIC bruhg

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POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
time opossum please

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I don't have it in me to generate paragraphs of text.
https://www.shopify.ca/partners/blog/79940998-15-funny-lorem-ipsum-generators-to-shake-up-your-design-mockups
Pick one of these if you want or I will just use the Bob Ross one because it's great.

I'll make some like titles and maybe captions.

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
whoa dang I thought you'd be sticking some fake urls in, but you're going for the big leagues here

lemme think about it, i must craft something worthy


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Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
big papa sasquatch

& his electronica ballpit

e: i can't stress thiss enough, this is not an erotic website

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Manifisto


TVsVeryOwn posted:

I don't have it in me to generate paragraphs of text.
https://www.shopify.ca/partners/blog/79940998-15-funny-lorem-ipsum-generators-to-shake-up-your-design-mockups
Pick one of these if you want or I will just use the Bob Ross one because it's great.

I'll make some like titles and maybe captions.

would have to be sagan ipsum I think

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Splatmaster posted:

The Onion, and the article is about vegetarians using meat thermometers for grilling tofu and how it's ruining our society. or something.

:redhammer:


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This is fun.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Nice.

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Putty posted:

something with this



another one bites the dust

this is my first time using CSS animation.

redm


late 80s body horror anime

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drilldo squirt posted:

Whatever you want, friend.

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I do what I want when I want

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Koishi Komeiji posted:



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I almost forgot to bump the thread.

ChubbyChecker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHGXwQeUk7M

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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
I am invincible!

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rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Elephant Farm

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Manifisto posted:

some kind of crazy retro-futuristic rant or manifesto about how we will colonize the universe using capybaras

like an amazing stories pulp sci-fi kind of vibe, except it's how we will send capybaras to the stars

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that's all like, really hard.

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I just realized I can do 3D animation with CSS and that includes embedded YouTube videos. I do not know what to do with this knowledge, but it will be dumb.

Macnult

Information on the legality of jaywalking throughout the world on top of photos from the Washington DC Hardcore Punk scene

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Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
would like a site about my cat kicking rear end

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Skeleton facts. Do your worst.


Manifisto


I enjoyed my time out with my celestial capybara pal, ty :)


ty nesamdoom!

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
Oh, if you could hold off on probating me until after 2 AM central, that would be super; I'm doing Thunderdome this week.

ed: Or, I dunno, probate me within an hour of this post.

Mummy Napkin
Dancing emu

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

Oh, if you could hold off on probating me until after 2 AM central, that would be super; I'm doing Thunderdome this week.

ed: Or, I dunno, probate me within an hour of this post.

You got a while. I'm trying to learn up on how to make like websites that actually look like websites.

I'll probably just make a big mood board for bare bottom pancakes and put a music at the top and that'll be the only one today.

take the moon

by sebmojo
probe me with a review of Your favourite album

just say why you like it :)

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spectres of autism posted:

probe me with a review of Your favourite album

just say why you like it :)

I'm glad I have a while to think, because I do not have one off the top of my head.

Manifisto


TVsVeryOwn posted:

I'm glad I have a while to think, because I do not have one off the top of my head.

easy enough, just listen to all of them and decide which you like best

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Manifisto posted:

easy enough, just listen to all of them and decide which you like best

That's about where I'm at. I'm taking a core sample of everything I was super into around age 16.

Manifisto


because I was vaguely curious about this, this is what some random person on the internet had to say:

quote:

To answer this question I'm using the itunes library of music. Now for all I know there could be twice that amount of music recorded on this planet right now. But.. for the sake of argument lets stick with itunes. The itunes library has 26 millions songs. Lets say the average size of each song is 3mb and the average length is 3 minutes. The storage size for all these songs would be 76171.875 GB or 74.38 Terabytes. The total length of all these songs would be 1,300,000 hours or 54166.66 days or 148.3 years. So in our individual lifetimes it would be impossible to listen to the complete itunes library, let alone every recorded song since the beginning of time. Hope this helps.

this person however failed to imagine the expedient of listening to two songs at the same time, one in the left ear and one in the right. If you think you've got 74 years left in you, you can do it!!!

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bare bottom pancakes posted:

hit me with that AESTHETIC bruhg

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City of Glompton


it's entrancing

anyhow, this, please: http://www.comicsanscriminal.com/


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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