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indyrenegade
Apr 5, 2018

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

yeah I'm sick, SICK AS BALLS

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

Say you vomited and then swallowed the vomit again and now it's on fire.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Just lol if you work at a place where you have to give a reason for calling in

I called in yesterday so I could play God of War all day. "I won't be in the office today"

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


indyrenegade posted:

yeah I'm sick, SICK AS BALLS

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001



See how many times you can cum in o e day

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

I took one too, though to be honest I think I really am sick, I've been making GBS threads and puking like crazy since like noon yesterday and it sucks. I'm otherwise fine but all of a sudden it's like "lol poop explosion" and I told my boss that via text and he said "k" so I assume I'm safe in not being a computer janitor for a day.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Big Beef City posted:

I took one too, though to be honest I think I really am sick, I've been making GBS threads and puking like crazy since like noon yesterday and it sucks. I'm otherwise fine but all of a sudden it's like "lol poop explosion" and I told my boss that via text and he said "k" so I assume I'm safe in not being a computer janitor for a day.
Did you send a picture.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Jungle fever

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

Become Who You Were Born To Be


We all know it's gonna be video games and weed so lets just talk about those.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

eat chicken noodle soup for lunch and watch price is right

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009

Hang in there!



Gravy Boat 2k

Spend all day wasted; enjoy today, regret tomorrow.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



I've heard that a pint of hot coffee in enema form will spring thee right back to wellness.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008



Nap Ghost

Call off tomorrow too and get wrecked for 4 days

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD


jerk off a couple times, get sad about your life, go back to the same miserable job you just ditched tomorrow?

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.

Grimey Drawer

Do that thing you keep telling yourself you need to do.

You know what I'm talking about.

Do it.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004


spend the day in bed with crippling anxiety and depression, your mind racing and palms sweaty, replaying the worst moments of your miserable existence over and over until it feels like your brain is too large for your skull, unable to sit still while simultaneously having absolutely no motivation or interest in doing anything, staring at your window trying to muster up the courage to fling yourself out of it in the vain hope that you might finally find some peace

or just get drunk / jerk off / eat fast food all day

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

a hole-y ghost posted:

Did you send a picture.

No I thought my posting would be enough

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

im at work

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

im at work

working hard or hardly working?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002



god of war and a primo sativa

indyrenegade
Apr 5, 2018

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

Chubbs posted:

Do that thing you keep telling yourself you need to do.

You know what I'm talking about.

Do it.

Quit my job, build a business as an independent photographer.

Yeah.

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015


Get back to work!

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


Whatever you do, stay in the house or your boss will catch you in a hilariously awkward fashion

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Hope you enjoyed your day off. Have fun at work tomorrow. Or skip again. But they might fire you if you do it too much. Probably should smoke another bowl before you decide.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





All day wet picnic at local cemetery dawn to dusk

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

drink plenty of fluids

BloodRed
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.

Fallen Rib

rear end leaking

frogge
Apr 7, 2006



I remember once working with the flu. I was giving a presentation and mid-sentence threw up in a waste basket and without skipping a beat I kept going with the presentation until my boss called me aside and let me take the rest of the week off. Jokes on him, I was nearly over it anyways.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
Jun 26, 2005

Feels good man.



bradzilla posted:

Just lol if you work at a place where you have to give a reason for calling in

I called in yesterday so I could play God of War all day. "I won't be in the office today"

What’s it like to gently caress dogs, bradzilla?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
Jun 26, 2005

Feels good man.



Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

What’s it like to gently caress dogs, bradzilla?

Cuz your avatar says you do that.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Cuz your avatar says you do that.

does it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

i believe you may inadvertently be misreading a synonym for 'pantaloons'

Cantaloupe
Apr 18, 2009

I'll be the rollinbout


Fun Shoe

called in sick but joke's on them, I'm actually dead

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Poopoopillsfortoomanypoopoos


SpazmasterX posted:

Whatever you do, stay in the house or your boss will catch you in a hilariously awkward fashion

I live literally across the hall from my autistic coworker who would for sure rat me out for taking a fake sick day, so I actually have to put a note on my door to remind myself not to leave.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
Jun 26, 2005

Feels good man.




IT DID JUST A SECOND AGO WTF

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

dsf posted:

spend the day in bed with crippling anxiety and depression, your mind racing and palms sweaty, replaying the worst moments of your miserable existence over and over until it feels like your brain is too large for your skull, unable to sit still while simultaneously having absolutely no motivation or interest in doing anything, staring at your window trying to muster up the courage to fling yourself out of it in the vain hope that you might finally find some peace

Turn on your monitor.

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