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Jolo posted:Not sure what's worse, murdered by wiener dogs or wienered by murder dogs. They both suck because in both cases the dogs clearly aren't doing what they're actually good at
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They look alot more like manchester terriers than weiner dogs. I can personally attest that Manchesters are vicious little guys to other dogs, awesome to their owners (I have 3), so I couldn't imagine ever seeing them attack a human, but when they fight each other it's like If I don't intervene within 10 seconds i'm gonna assume one is going to have a fatal injury. Bloody vicious mate
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May 18, 2018 03:51
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We had a Doberman growing up that hated my mom and would sit outside her bedroom window and bare it's teeth and stare at her so when it died she said I want a dog where if it hates me I can just step on it so she got a wiener dog and when she brought it home I was sitting on the floor and she set it down and it ran right toward me and I put my arms out and it jumped up and latched onto my armpit with enough force that it just hung there while I screamed and my mom had to come smack it off of me they're short legged assholes
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May 18, 2018 04:33
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Death by Weiner Dog is surely do shameful she will not get into Odin's Halls
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May 18, 2018 04:34
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that's like 280 lbs of dog
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May 18, 2018 04:41
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im telling you, this was a djinn wish gone wrong asked for some savage wienering or something. "As you wish" said the wishmaster
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May 18, 2018 04:44
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i wish for seven weiners at forty pounds each
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May 18, 2018 04:47
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redm posted:i wish for seven weiners at forty pounds each i wish to be eaten out real good and have my guts rearranged by wieners "as you wish"
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May 18, 2018 04:49
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1redflag posted:Live by the Weiner, die by the Weiner. It is our code. i thought it was a rumor but this is how goons die when they successfully refund their SA forum subscription. you think ur safe at first but lowtax unleashes the wieners on you.
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May 18, 2018 04:50
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what do you expect, dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers, that's why they're the most aggressive dog breed (not kidding)Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:They look alot more like manchester terriers than weiner dogs.
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May 18, 2018 04:51
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I feel like cats are winning the war on best pet just by staying out of the newspapers. There's not a new murder cat thread popping up in GBS every week either. I like dogs, they're nice most of the time, but they get b.o. and will sometimes kill you. Sorry dog owners.
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May 18, 2018 04:56
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I live with four old dachshunds. They are all cowards, but they bark up a huge game.
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May 18, 2018 05:22
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I like rottweilers, German shepherds, dobermans, and all your normal 'horrible' dog types. Except I've never met a chow. I hear they can be sweet as sugar and then rip you to shreds. But I've never met one. Is it true? Could a chow kill you?
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May 18, 2018 05:49
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How many chicken nuggets could that pack of dogs eat? A whole buckets worth?
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May 18, 2018 06:47
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SciFiDownBeat posted:dogs should have the same restrictions as cars: lol if someone steals your car and runs someone down just lol
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May 18, 2018 08:36
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A very very bad boy and future fatty murderer:   The sleeper has awakened Avalanche fucked around with this message at 08:51 on May 18, 2018 |
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May 18, 2018 08:48
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ITT: post your wieners.
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May 18, 2018 09:13
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This wouldn't have happened if she had a gun
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May 18, 2018 09:19
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CharlestonJew posted:This wouldn't have happened if she had a gun i have a libertarian friend who EDCs a revolver with six shots and he always talks about how practical a revolver is and i asked him what he'd do if seven wiener dogs attacked him and he told me to shut the gently caress up
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May 18, 2018 09:25
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people who have edc's would react to 7 weiner dogs the same way they react to every other threat- by cowering and wimpering because they are enormous pussies who have to carry around deadly weapons as security blankets
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May 18, 2018 09:29
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Lmao at some terrified American cop trembling as he unloads into a little black daschund
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May 18, 2018 09:29
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:people who have edc's would react to 7 weiner dogs the same way they react to every other threat- by cowering and wimpering because they are enormous pussies who have to carry around deadly weapons as security blankets that too but i like to humor him and pretend we live in a world where a 300lb fat guy is actually a secret action hero waiting for his moment to save the world
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May 18, 2018 09:30
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Blast of Confetti posted:i have a libertarian friend who EDCs a revolver with six shots and he always talks about how practical a revolver is and i asked him what he'd do if seven wiener dogs attacked him and he told me to shut the gently caress up Throw the revolver duh
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May 18, 2018 09:38
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My parents have a dachshund and the little bastard has a two foot vertical leap.They've found him climbing around on top of cabinets and poo poo, it's crazy.
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May 18, 2018 09:46
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Blast of Confetti posted:i have a libertarian friend who EDCs a revolver with six shots and he always talks about how practical a revolver is and i asked him what he'd do if seven wiener dogs attacked him and he told me to shut the gently caress up lol
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May 18, 2018 09:52
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Kazak posted:Throw the revolver duh nononono no, you have to line up 2 dogs wit one bullet
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May 18, 2018 09:55
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hemale in pain posted:nononono no, you have to line up 2 dogs wit one bullet And then...throw? 
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May 18, 2018 10:03
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Blast of Confetti posted:i have a libertarian friend who EDCs a revolver with six shots and he always talks about how practical a revolver is and i asked him what he'd do if seven wiener dogs attacked him and he told me to shut the gently caress up excellent
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May 18, 2018 10:04
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For real my dog is a dachshund-terrier mix and if a pack of him eat you, then you are fit to be eaten.
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May 18, 2018 10:09
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i had a roommate with a mini daschund and it was an rear end in a top hat dog
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May 18, 2018 10:56
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:For real my dog is a dachshund-terrier mix and if a pack of him eat you, then you are fit to be eaten. That's a gross looking dog, bro. It looks like poo poo.
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May 18, 2018 14:17
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Blast of Confetti posted:i have a libertarian friend who EDCs a revolver with six shots and he always talks about how practical a revolver is and i asked him what he'd do if seven wiener dogs attacked him and he told me to shut the gently caress up Jokes on you he's been taking wieners on with his bare hands since like 2009
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May 18, 2018 14:20
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:ITT: post your wieners. rip blue train
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May 18, 2018 14:36
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The entirety of American society posted:i like to humor him and pretend we live in a world where a 300lb fat guy is actually a secret action hero waiting for his moment to save the world edit: hopefully this isn't 
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May 18, 2018 14:45
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:For real my dog is a dachshund-terrier mix and if a pack of him eat you, then you are fit to be eaten. He’s waiting for you to fire up that grill and put on a pack of wieners for him to murder.
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May 18, 2018 14:53
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hey weiner i heard you like weiners so i put a weiner in your weiner
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May 18, 2018 14:54
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Stand up. All you have to do is stand up.
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May 18, 2018 14:54
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The only excuse I can think of is one of their first bites hit a major vessel in her leg... or she was so obese she couldn't actually kick.
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May 18, 2018 15:03
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Blast of Confetti posted:i have a libertarian friend who EDCs a revolver with six shots and he always talks about how practical a revolver is and i asked him what he'd do if seven wiener dogs attacked him and he told me to shut the gently caress up Pistol whip the seventh, duh
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Dr. Quarex posted:Edit: Look I get it, my speech therapist mother was and is a pedant, but I cannot live in this Dash Hound Reesee-Cup world do people seriously say it "reesey" because that's some stephen king poo poo m-o-o-n that spells reesey cup
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