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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Tantalus: (punching his time card) So, how's the old grind, Sissy? Going to get that big rock all the way to the top today?

Sisyphus: (chewing while also punching his time card) Same ol' same ol'. Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.

Tantalus: rear end in a top hat.

Disembodied voice: Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.

Tantalus: gently caress off, Echo.

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Farecoal

There he go

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Sisyphus trying to keep up with reading all his bookmarked threads.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Modern-day Sisyphus has so many corporate endorsments and lucrative contracts that with the wealth associated with it he could pay people for many lifetimes to do his labor for him, with full benefits, a good dental plan and in compliance with labor laws

Twenty Four


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Sisyphus trying to keep up with reading all his bookmarked threads.


google THIS posted:

Tantalus: (punching his time card) So, how's the old grind, Sissy? Going to get that big rock all the way to the top today?

Sisyphus: (chewing while also punching his time card) Same ol' same ol'. Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.

Tantalus: rear end in a top hat.

Disembodied voice: Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.

Tantalus: gently caress off, Echo.

Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sisyphus trying to keep an unruly frog on the proper path

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Instead of rolling a boulder, he could be rolling the fattest, chillest blunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItwfNgcvnPg

Robot Made of Meat

Barking Gecko posted:

Instead of rolling a boulder, he could be rolling the fattest, chillest blunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItwfNgcvnPg

And JUST when he gets it rolled, he's compelled to smoke it.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Robot Made of Meat posted:

And JUST when he gets it rolled, he's compelled to smoke it.

but he can never find his lighter

:smithfrog:

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You watch Sisyphus from the bottom of the hill and hear him go "Oh, poo poo gently caress, LOOK OUT!!!" You jolt away and yelp, then you notice he has the boulder well under control. He points at you and laughs in a friendly "gotcha" fashion, you point and laugh back, he continues merily shoving on.

Macnult

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You watch Sisyphus from the bottom of the hill and hear him go "Oh, poo poo gently caress, LOOK OUT!!!" You jolt away and yelp, then you notice he has the boulder well under control. He points at you and laughs in a friendly "gotcha" fashion, you point and laugh back, he continues merily shoving on.

Macnult

Randaconda posted:

but he can never find his lighter

:smithfrog:

There's a gas station at the bottom of the hill, but it always slips his mind to buy a new lighter

alnilam

Macnult posted:

There's a gas station at the bottom of the hill, but it always slips his mind to buy a new lighter

they only have white ones left and he's superstitious

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
He could roll a katamari instead

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Manifisto


in classic heist movie style, sisyphus could videotape himself rolling the boulder and it falling back, maybe a few cycles, then slap it on endless loop to the camera that zeus uses to observe the punishment. freed from surveillance, sisyphus digs a tunnel to olympus, cleverly concealed behind a poster of raquel welch, and uses the tunnel to pilfer the gods' jewelry, food, and wine, and also to seduce any divine spouses/offspring who may be down

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