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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > cooler things to imagine sisyphus doing
 
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Sisyphus (whistling to himself): Ok, this time I'll do it hopping on my right foot, then the NEXT time I'll hop on my LEFT foot, and after THAT I'll see if I can do it backwards

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Sisyphus could be seen rolling the boulder up the hill over and over again and suddenly begins giggling. The giggling gets louder and louder, until the loud guffaws and belly laughs impede his ability to move the boulder. Exhausted, he falls to the ground- his back against the very boulder he was fated to roll up the hill, for all eternity. Seemingly to no one, he finally says

"At least I wasn't born a dung beetle!"

the labor continued.

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* # ¿ May 17, 2018 22:18
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Farecoal posted:

Sisyphus realizes how loving swole he is after an eternity of rolling the boulder and then he picks it up and chucks it far far away. he is free

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* # ¿ May 17, 2018 22:31
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Sisyphus in a bulldozer: This is easy! *thumbs up*

* # ¿ May 18, 2018 14:17
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google THIS posted:

Tantalus: (punching his time card) So, how's the old grind, Sissy? Going to get that big rock all the way to the top today?

Sisyphus: (chewing while also punching his time card) Same ol' same ol'. Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.

Tantalus: rear end in a top hat.

Disembodied voice: Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.

Tantalus: gently caress off, Echo.
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Modern-day Sisyphus has so many corporate endorsments and lucrative contracts that with the wealth associated with it he could pay people for many lifetimes to do his labor for him, with full benefits, a good dental plan and in compliance with labor laws

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