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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer


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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Preemptive Chatwood is bad post

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm still at work and there are way more Indians fans here than normally at Indians games

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Man Acuna what the hell was that

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Want Cubs to fail but hate Bauer... :thunk:

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Every time Kole Calhoun gets benched his replacement makes a bonehead play in RF that leads to runs.

e: lmao 5 run first inning now, this is fine

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Pancakes posted:

Want Cubs to fail but hate Bauer... :thunk:

Optimally, everyone should suffer

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
This is a great first inning.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


A couple media outlets are trying to coin Tyler O'Neill as the RED HULK and frankly I'm totally on board with this.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs are off to another strandtastic start

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This story of Arroyo growing up going to Rays games and now getting to play for the home town team makes me feel old.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Reyes fielded a bad bunt and instead of having an easy double play, he spent a half hour deciding where to throw and everyone's safe.

Reyes has no real purpose on a team anymore.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



geux brafes

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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So close, Schwarber :negative:

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Ozzie Albies with his 14th donger :toot:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



OZZIE DONK

lol after that homestand I was wondering why it was so quiet

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Ozzie so good

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Braves radio guy called him Oz the Great and Powerful but I think he’s misunderstanding the reference just a bit

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



elentar posted:

Braves radio guy called him Oz the Great and Powerful but I think he’s misunderstanding the reference just a bit

a helmet is basically a curtain when you think about it

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
You: "Sum up 2018 Javier Baez in one image."

Me:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Jesus I missed two innings and we're clowning Shohei and the Ohtanis 5-0 but it's okay, the Jays still have 7 innings to let 8 runs on 4 errors get through!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MAYBE NOT WALKING PEOPLE TYLER

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Armitage posted:

Reyes fielded a bad bunt and instead of having an easy double play, he spent a half hour deciding where to throw and everyone's safe.

Reyes has no real purpose on a team anymore.

yeah but if the Mets release him then he has no choice but to spend time with his family

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Get Montgomery up

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I do not know what the Cubs did to Chatwood, but they have clearly broken him.

Also wow his velo is down significantly this start, game day has him at 91-92. That's... not good.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Preemptive Chatwood is bad post

Chatwood is bad

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Chatwood is bad

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Batwood is Chad

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
that was foretold the moment they put up the "batters since last dinger" graphic

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lol

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

R.D. Mangles posted:

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MAYBE NOT WALKING PEOPLE TYLER

I mean, it wasn't a walk. Should've been more specific.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.


Bad umpire calls this fair and ends an inning. There's a whole other baseball of space between it and the foul line.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Stop signing free agents Theo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



bases loaded, no outs

if past is prologue, I'd be happier if it was bases loaded 2 outs

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Zigmidge posted:



Bad umpire calls this fair and ends an inning. There's a whole other baseball of space between it and the foul line.

Where was the ball when it reached third base or grabbed by the defense though

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Zigmidge posted:



Bad umpire calls this fair and ends an inning. There's a whole other baseball of space between it and the foul line.

If it rolled fair after this, but before it reached 3rd base, then it's a fair ball.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Please stop this Joe

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Niwrad posted:

Please stop this Joe

He did.

Chatwood lasted a whopping 2.2 innings

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Dangit Dansby

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Dangit Dansby

bases loaded 2 outs? 6 run inning

bases loaded 0 outs? zilch city

this team is so weird but I'll take it on the whole

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