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Lowtax posted:I'm opening up my Plex server to anybody who wants to watch obscure, terrible, incompetent horror movies. Email me at webmaster@somethingawful.com and I'll invite you to my Plex server so you may enjoy utter poo poo. Have a bitchin' summer!!! Lowtax has graciously given us the gift of bad movies. If you haven't already e-mailed him to get access to his media servers on plex, you should. I have. Be sure to have a Plex account already set up and tied to the e-mail you send to Lowtax. I thought it would be fun to organize a group watching, and enjoy these travesties against film together as a goony family. There's almost too many movies to pick from, so the first thing we should do is all agree to a movie and time to watch it together. Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 24, 2018 |
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one day someone is going to make a movie based off of lowtax's life and it's going to be unbelievably hilarious.
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May 23, 2018 07:33
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The Sound of Music is a good movie. Let's watch that one.
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May 23, 2018 07:34
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a bone to pick posted:one day someone is going to make a movie based off of lowtax's life and it's going to be unbelievably hilarious. Could honestly see it as Cohen brothers comedy what with the tinges of absurd but still sad drama.
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May 23, 2018 07:38
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Somewhere I have a copy of Doom House on DVD.
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May 23, 2018 07:40
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a bone to pick posted:one day someone is going to make a movie based off of lowtax's life and it's going to be unbelievably hilarious. I'd pay  to see that movie, but what director would be up to that challenge? Uwe Boll?Fellbat posted:Could honestly see it as Cohen brothers comedy what with the tinges of absurd but still sad drama. Oh hell yes. Orange Sunshine posted:The Sound of Music is a good movie. Let's watch that one. We're watching bad movies in this thread. Waffle House posted:Somewhere I have a copy of Doom House on DVD. I'd be up for watching that if I had a copy.
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May 23, 2018 07:46
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Waffle House posted:Somewhere I have a copy of Doom House on DVD.
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May 23, 2018 07:56
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I email Lowtax on a daily basis. We're buds & we watch movies together.
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May 23, 2018 07:58
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goontube was pretty good so im down for watching more awful poo poo together
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May 23, 2018 08:10
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I email Lowtax on a daily basis. We're buds & we watch movies together. How charged is your crystal?
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May 23, 2018 08:25
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In no particular order: Special Silencers Human Tornado Alien Terminator Dolemite Holocaust 2000 JUNGLE WOLF Hard Rock Zombies KUNG_FU_MASSACRE E.T. Nasty Enter the Fat Dragon Freakshow Killer Fish Alligator Antropophagus Cobra Thunderbolt Alien Motorcycle City of the Living Dead
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May 23, 2018 08:54
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Crud Hut theater is online now! I nominate Killer Fish as our viewing displeasure. First movie to get 5 nominations, will be watched.
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May 24, 2018 01:50
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:In no particular order: ‘phagus isnt that bad by italian splatter standards but its probably edited to all hell hard rock zombies is bad-entertaining, eva braun is a werewolf with switchblades
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curlys gold posted:‘phagus isnt that bad by italian splatter standards but its probably edited to all hell Can I take it your nomination is for "Hard Rock Zombies?" That list is by no means the only choices, just a few movies that The Taxman mentioned, and a few others that popped out to me. For a full list the easiest thing would be to check out Lowtax's plex server yourself.
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May 24, 2018 02:14
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I am curious about E.T. Nasty. Enter the Fat Dragon and Cobra Thunderbolt sound interesting too.
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May 24, 2018 02:21
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I like midget movues like willow are ther any midget movies in the taxmans catalog?
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May 24, 2018 02:31
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anything where a tube kid comes back from the brink with a burning hatred of non tubed kids?
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I am curious about E.T. Nasty. All promising choices. Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I like midget movues like willow are ther any midget movies in the taxmans catalog? With a quick glance, I found "Freakshow" and "The Funhouse" which are both carnival themed movies. So there's a good chance there might be midgets in those.
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I like midget movues like willow are ther any midget movies in the taxmans catalog? Hard Rock Zombies has cannibal nazi sex pervert midgets.
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BloodRed posted:anything where a tube kid comes back from the brink with a burning hatred of non tubed kids? Found a movie called "The Clone Master" that promises unforeseen problems. Maybe you'd like that? E: also just found "The Clones of Bruce Lee." Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 02:43 on May 24, 2018 |
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May 24, 2018 02:41
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curlys gold posted:Hard Rock Zombies has cannibal nazi sex pervert midgets. Just changed my nomination to "Hard Rock Zombie."
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May 24, 2018 02:44
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City of the Living Dead is not a bad movie, it's a great movie. 
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May 24, 2018 02:45
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:With a quick glance, I found "Freakshow" and "The Funhouse" which are both carnival themed movies. So there's a good chance there might be midgets in those. the funhouse has a deformed monster in a frankenstein mask who has a premature ejaculation problem, but no midgets as far as i remember.
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client posted:the funhouse has a deformed monster in a frankenstein mask who has a premature ejaculation problem, but no midgets as far as i remember. it’s the dud tobe hooper movie that’s bad-boring as opposed to eaten alive or lifeforce which are totally nutballs
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Gonna email Lowtax so I can get in on this.
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May 24, 2018 02:57
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LabyaMynora posted:City of the Living Dead is not a bad movie, it's a great movie. I'm gonna go ahead and say it now, I haven't seen many of these movies I'm suggesting, so if I suggest an actual good move, just keep that in mind.
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May 24, 2018 02:58
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Gonna email Lowtax so I can get in on this. Woo! Don't forget to nominate a movie so we can do a group watching.
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May 24, 2018 02:59
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I sent the taxman an email seven hours ago but I haven't heard back yet. I am sad about this. I hope I get access in time for the group watch.
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May 24, 2018 04:02
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I don't know what Plex is.
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May 24, 2018 04:32
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vortmax posted:I sent the taxman an email seven hours ago but I haven't heard back yet. I am sad about this. I hope I get access in time for the group watch. No worries, we haven't had enough nominations for a movie yet, and when we do I'll announce it for the next day, assuming the server is on that day.
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Wait, was I supposed to suggest a movie when I emailed Lowtax? Cuz I forgot to do that.
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Vato posted:I don't know what Plex is. It's a free streaming service, where you can set up your own media servers, and invite other users to share these servers.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Wait, was I supposed to suggest a movie when I emailed Lowtax? Cuz I forgot to do that. No, I just meant to nominate a movie to watch together, and post about, itt. It's probably confusing because you don't have access to the movies yet. I'll look through them and post some more titles that jump out at me.
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"Cockneys vs. Zombies" (2012) a gang of bank robbers team up with the residents of an old people's home to try to survive a zombie outbreak. "Dead End Drive-In" (1986) in the near future drive in theaters are turned into concentration camps. "Death Spa" (1988) michaels health club is besieged with a series of terrible murders involving killer suanas and other grisly devices. "The Oily Maniac" (1976) a cripple takes revenge on criminals by using a magic spell that transforms him into an oily monster/superhero. "Ömer the Tourist in Star Trek" (1973) The Enterprise picks up a Turkish hobo. "Ghost Dad" (1990)
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a bone to pick posted:one day someone is going to make a movie based off of lowtax's life and it's going to be unbelievably hilarious. I have the Goon Con 2004 DVD because apparently I suffered head trauma in 2004 (entirely possible as I've had two concussions that I know of.)
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Be sure to have a plex account already set up and tied to the e-mail you sent to Lowtax. Sorry for any confusion.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:"Cockneys vs. Zombies" (2012) a gang of bank robbers team up with the residents of an old people's home to try to survive a zombie outbreak. death spa and oily maniac are good
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May 24, 2018 05:09
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What, no Chopping Mall?
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"2019: After the Fall of New York" (1983) After a nuclear war, society breaks down into two groups, the evil Euraks and the rebel Federation.... to rescue the only fertile woman left on Earth. "The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans" (2009) Nicolas Cage. A personal favorite. For some reason the director is listed as Werner Herzog... that can't be right. "Forbidden World" (1982) Also known as Mutant? Someone please link the movie poster? You'll know the one. "Chopping Mall" (1986) A group of teenagers that work at the mall... robot security system... malfunction.... killing spree.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:"Forbidden World" (1982) Also known as Mutant? Someone please link the movie poster? You'll know the one. not to be confused with the wings hauser movie called mutant, forbidden world has a loving kickass grindhouse-level trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sDWjXk335s e: oops had the german trailer curlys gold fucked around with this message at 05:42 on May 24, 2018 |
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