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come stay at our hotel; all our pillows are hand-stuffed every evening while you sleep |
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what sets this pizza place apart from others is their locally-sourced silverware. |
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May 23, 2018 10:56
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stand on side of road: FRESH PEACHES & INKJET CARTRIDGES |
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May 23, 2018 11:00
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"home of the world's least spicy hot sauce" |
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May 23, 2018 11:27
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free shoe (left) with purchase |
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May 23, 2018 11:36
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FOR SALE: Pit + Pendulum you move as is where is, serious offers only! 914-867-5309 ask for Jenny |
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May 23, 2018 14:02
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Come on down to the newly opened "Randy's Refurbished Condom Warehouse" |
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May 23, 2018 18:26
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FOR SALE, kitchen colander, stainless steel, with 429 holes e: 428 holes ee: 429 holes eee: FOR SALE, kitchen colander, haunted
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May 23, 2018 18:37
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try our new pissless salads
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May 23, 2018 20:46
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ghost emoji posted:try our new pissless salads lol |
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May 23, 2018 21:15
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MAYONNAISE FOR SALE: slightly used Ring 09-1834 for details Serious offers only; no mayo moochers
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May 23, 2018 22:18
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our lower health department rating means we try harder! |
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May 23, 2018 22:22
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Free computer for sale! only $75!! It doesn't work right! I'm going to lay down! ----- |
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May 24, 2018 03:25
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Summer is here, time to start grilling! Come by Mick's Meat Mart today for specials on: meats that aren't vegetables! meats that aren't friends! meats that aren't mechanical! meats that have never been blessed! ... ask us how! Mick's Meat Mart, where meat is more than ever before! ----- |
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May 24, 2018 03:30
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Shoes smelled while you wait. |
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May 24, 2018 03:59
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inorganic food selection available |
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May 24, 2018 04:02
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Manifisto posted:our lower health department rating means we try harder! Mack's Discount "Meets": Failing Health Inspections for 20 Years! |
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May 24, 2018 04:27
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need a haircut? come on down to Mickey's, the barber shop where the barbers won't collect your hair cuttings and make little dolls out of them! |
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May 24, 2018 04:36
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member of the temple of ba'al business association |
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May 24, 2018 04:51
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The cold fries are always free because the health department said we couldn't re-fry them for days at a time!
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May 24, 2018 05:17
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Manifisto posted:FOR SALE, kitchen colander, stainless steel, with 429 holes lol
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May 24, 2018 12:39
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"For sale: baby shoes, worn a lot. Like a whole crapload of wear on these things. I don't know why you would want these, but, I've got some heavily used baby shoes over here."
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May 24, 2018 12:42
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Gently used guillotine for sale! Serious inquiries only!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 24, 2018 12:44
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Popsicles for sale: pre-melted for your convenience! |
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May 24, 2018 16:00
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Splatmaster posted:Gently used guillotine for sale! Serious inquiries only! Sold
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May 24, 2018 16:46
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hamjobs posted:Sold Moderately used guillotine for sale! |
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May 24, 2018 21:50
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FOR SALE - twelve ounces of "you-know-what." inquiries may be sent via the usual route observing standard precautions. price somewhat flexible but "they" react unpredictably to lowball offers. discretion essential lest "you know who" catches on. apologies for being so blunt.
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May 24, 2018 22:18
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Ye Olde Condomsmithye |
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May 24, 2018 22:35
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WANTED: air (regular atmospheric air) sealed in containers before the birth of richard nixon. price is no object. |
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May 24, 2018 22:45
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This is a man seeking romance. Help make his wildest fantasies come true by purchasing one of these stuffed two-headed calves.
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May 24, 2018 23:32
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Are you of Serbian decent? Can you trace your Serbian roots on both sides? If you answered ‘yes’ we need your bile! Please contact Abby Hammond, no questions asked- bonus if you’re in the Santa Clarita area |
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May 25, 2018 00:56
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NEED QUICK CASH? There is a penny outside of my house - pickup only. It is heads down, I am pretending I did not see it. I cannot deal with another string of bad luck after my last run-in with the local Chinese take-out owners. First-come-first-served. |
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May 25, 2018 04:54
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DO U LIKE THREE FREE? CALL RORRIK AT 85726 ---------------- |
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May 25, 2018 17:14
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Cheap, clean urine - $0.50/L Drank too much water and now it's too dilute for my purposes. My loss is your gain! |
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May 25, 2018 18:56
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Used bong water - large quantities available. Available chilled on request at additional cost. Serious inquiries only. |
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May 25, 2018 20:00
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I REQUIRE ALL OF YOUR SUGAR THANK YOU IN ADVANCE |
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May 25, 2018 21:45
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Barking Gecko posted:Used bong water - large quantities available.
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May 25, 2018 22:46
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opened ketchup packets
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May 26, 2018 05:24
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The choicest, tastiest Arizona gravel! Suppliers to the Governor of Chihuahua since 1947! |
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May 30, 2018 02:38
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dead 2000s comedy forum membership $10
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