Why Do Americans Wear Their Shoes

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Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Grape posted:

Also this.
Canadians are all lined up along the US border.
Ain't no desert Canada, no bayou Canada, no tropical Canada.

Except I'm a dude.

The tundra is the desert, SW ontario is the bayou and BC is our rainforest

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Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

You know how good it feels to come home and kick your shoes off after a long walk or run? Why would foolish Americans delay that feeling?

Also they either mop all the time or their babies have amazing immune systems?

# ¿ May 25, 2018 20:24

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Not wearing shoes in the house ,but letting your animals track in mud and then piss and poo poo and shed all over the house honestly doensn't make any sense either

My good pit bull dog was trained to stop as soon as he got in the door so we could wipe his paws with a towel.

# ¿ May 25, 2018 21:51

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

dee eight posted:

Yeah they do. Now why do you suppose that is?

just lol if your kids didn't get fiber from eating stuff off the floor

Because the weak ones die.

Just lol if you kid's middle name isn't Bezoar.

# ¿ May 26, 2018 02:26

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