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hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door


Jack Daniels

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Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door




little munchkin

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Did you explain the situation to her? Pics etc plz



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coming home, early, rushing to bedroom where muh cumsocks at in its special hiding spot [underneath the bed, inside a Monopoly board game box underneath the game board] only to find my wife with mascara running down her face looking down and one hand out dangling my c.s. in front of me.


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great. wifes chihuahua shredded my cumsock all over the bathroom floor and theres bits of cummy string glued to his snout.


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daddy anime posted:

great. wifes chihuahua shredded my cumsock all over the bathroom floor and theres bits of cummy string glued to his snout.

lol


Jack Daniels
legs stickin straight out poundin sack when you hear the door open

why are you in such a bad mood??

NOTHING haha, just fuckin.. idk I got a headache. *aggressively puts stupid rear end groceries away(


Daikatana Ritsu

the simpsons couch gag but bart and homer run past the couch to go upstairs and well,


Oh Don Piano

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

legs stickin straight out poundin sack when you hear the door open

why are you in such a bad mood??

NOTHING haha, just fuckin.. idk I got a headache. *aggressively puts stupid rear end groceries away(

lol


Oh Don Piano

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

legs stickin straight out poundin sack when you hear the door open

why are you in such a bad mood??

NOTHING haha, just fuckin.. idk I got a headache. *aggressively puts stupid rear end groceries away(


Jack Daniels
wifes cousins are over and tearing up my house, one of the little bastard tots got my crusty cum sock on his hand pretending hes doing a puppet show and all the adults are taking pictures of it and encouraging it and thinking its sooo ccute and im so scared one of them is going to notice its the sock ive been jacking off into for the last 8 years


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daddy anime posted:

wifes cousins are over and tearing up my house, one of the little bastard tots got my crusty cum sock on his hand pretending hes doing a puppet show and all the adults are taking pictures of it and encouraging it and thinking its sooo ccute and im so scared one of them is going to notice its the sock ive been jacking off into for the last 8 years

lmfaooo


Jack Daniels



nightbae smokewheat

mother in law: hope you domt mind, you guys keep the AC so cold here in this house *giggles* i put on one of your long socks to keep me warm, i found it laying around. *begins itching her feet*

me:


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loll=


Jack Daniels
Alexa, open GangBros, Latina Spitroasts, Texas Pussyhouse and FingerGagged.com. *leans back*

*phone buzzes*


Daikatana Ritsu

Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door



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I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

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Girugamesh.


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Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

have not seen aunt and uncle since a wedding three years ago. they're telling me all the details of their 8-hour drive to the house but all i can think about is how four days from now when they leave, i get to jack myself off



little munchkin

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Alexa, open GangBros, Latina Spitroasts, Texas Pussyhouse and FingerGagged.com. *leans back*

*phone buzzes*



lmbo


Jack Daniels
everyone post your cumsocks


by FactsAreUseless

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Trying to Jack Off


apropos to nothing

My wife, peeking around the bedroom door frame, seeing my socked feet hanging off the edge of the bed and bouncing slightly while the room is completely silent: Ah, I understand.




Koos Goop


Thanks to Crap and g0m.

*whistling to sublime in a good mood on the commute home* fuckin and cummin in my sock, I said remember that! fuckin..hum hum hum, in my sock!! -opens front door ready to use my cum sock and see wife and kids running up to me happy Iím home-


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Koos Goop posted:

My wife, peeking around the bedroom door frame, seeing my socked feet hanging off the edge of the bed and bouncing slightly while the room is completely silent: Ah, I understand.


Jack Daniels

daddy anime posted:

*whistling to sublime in a good mood on the commute home* fuckin and cummin in my sock, I said remember that! fuckin..hum hum hum, in my sock!! -opens front door ready to use my cum sock and see wife and kids running up to me happy Iím home-



omfao


Jack Daniels

daddy anime posted:

great. wifes chihuahua shredded my cumsock all over the bathroom floor and theres bits of cummy string glued to his snout.


Nutmeg

daddy anime posted:

*whistling to sublime in a good mood on the commute home* fuckin and cummin in my sock, I said remember that! fuckin..hum hum hum, in my sock!! -opens front door ready to use my cum sock and see wife and kids running up to me happy Iím home-



lol


apropos to nothing


apropos to nothing


Crime on a Dime





daddy anime posted:

everyone post your cumsocks

https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Toe-Can...L70_&dpSrc=srch

rockin' these on my diz for a few yrs, so far so very good


Nutmeg

daddy anime posted:

everyone post your cumsocks



nightbae smokewheat

i jack off in general, immortal, and daddy animes



nightbae smokewheat

[getting home from road trip with the family] wow! we made great time. im spent though, gonna go take a 40 min nap in the laundry room


ol yeller

Nutmeg posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Toe-Can...L70_&dpSrc=srch

rockin' these on my diz for a few yrs, so far so very good

BRO KNUCKLES!!!!!!!



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daddy anime posted:

BRO KNUCKLES!!!!!!!




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was bummed when I first thought I had lost one of my Darn Toughs but quickly realized the remaining one would make a 'buy-it-for-life' cumsock


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i finish blasting a load all over my tiny greasy wiener and wipe it off with the sleeve of a hoodie in the back of my closet from highschool



Debate Me Please

daddy anime posted:

BRO KNUCKLES!!!!!!!




*peering over your shoulder* dude - is thtat a Canterbury??


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daddy anime posted:

*whistling to sublime in a good mood on the commute home* fuckin and cummin in my sock, I said remember that! fuckin..hum hum hum, in my sock!! -opens front door ready to use my cum sock and see wife and kids running up to me happy Iím home-


lol



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