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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Alexa, open GangBros, Latina Spitroasts, Texas Pussyhouse and FingerGagged.com. *leans back*

*phone buzzes*



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home from school (no XC practice on thursdays ftw) and heading up to my room to gently caress the soft fleece throw blanket I commandeered for my own bed, only to see my younger brother is home sick and mom has him bundled up in it


slam flanders


lol


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

slam flanders posted:

home from school (no XC practice on thursdays ftw) and heading up to my room to gently caress the soft fleece throw blanket I commandeered for my own bed, only to see my younger brother is home sick and mom has him bundled up in it



hell what are you waiting for


Stinky Fuck Face
nightbae smokewheat

nightbae smokewheat posted:

hell what are you waiting for



daddy anime
family: yeah, hes one of those boring old guys who says he LOVES getting socks for Christmas!! Sheesh, snoozefest!


me, on christmas eve waiting to open my presents and see if i got the yak wool socks i asked for:



daddy anime
lets eat socks


large hands

Oh Don Piano

I need a sock and always


large hands

daddy anime posted:

BRO KNUCKLES!!!!!!!






Nutmeg

Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door




Fuck My Ass

i keep my hair long because the man can't tell me what to do the government are a bunch of sick cock suckers
~no stringz attached~ -- ~shot out~

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Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door




serious norman


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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Alexa, open GangBros, Latina Spitroasts, Texas Pussyhouse and FingerGagged.com. *leans back*

*phone buzzes*




serious norman


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Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door




The XKCD Larper

Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door



lol



mongolia

Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door



lmao



tyler

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Giflreidn surprised me with a new package of Cum Socks



The XKCD Larper

Jack Daniels posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock, only to see Mother-In-Law sitting on the couch when I walk in the door



lol



folder
[Nice mother in law]: Oh! I hope we didn't ruin any plans by taking you out tonight. You know can always be honest and tell us, sweetie.
[Mean father in law who sees his younger/former self in you, reading the signs of frustration and remembering the many nights he's had snatched away, it's absolutely payback bitch]: Yeah tell us lol



folder
desperately pulling my cum sock out of my dogs mouth but it thinks its a game of tug o war



woozy pawsies


lmao



daddy anime

folder posted:

[Nice mother in law]: Oh! I hope we didn't ruin any plans by taking you out tonight. You know can always be honest and tell us, sweetie.
[Mean father in law who sees his younger/former self in you, reading the signs of frustration and remembering the many nights he's had snatched away, it's absolutely payback bitch]: Yeah tell us lol

lmbo


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

woozy pawsies posted:

desperately pulling my cum sock out of my dogs mouth but it thinks its a game of tug o war

l;mfao


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

folder posted:

[Nice mother in law]: Oh! I hope we didn't ruin any plans by taking you out tonight. You know can always be honest and tell us, sweetie.
[Mean father in law who sees his younger/former self in you, reading the signs of frustration and remembering the many nights he's had snatched away, it's absolutely payback bitch]: Yeah tell us lol



Nutmeg

folder posted:

[Nice mother in law]: Oh! I hope we didn't ruin any plans by taking you out tonight. You know can always be honest and tell us, sweetie.
[Mean father in law who sees his younger/former self in you, reading the signs of frustration and remembering the many nights he's had snatched away, it's absolutely payback bitch]: Yeah tell us lol

lol


slam flanders


rushing home from day outnwith my fsmily inhavent seen in weeks and theyre all hungry as hell but i had to sprint back to the hotel to read the cumsock thread, a pleasure only second to cumming in the sock itself



daddy anime

slam flanders posted:

unpacking at the Hyatt Place Richmond and first thing I see is the TSA inspection notice packed slightly under my clearly compromised ziplock cumsock bag



putting in correct thread


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels
the Cum Sock Thread


slam flanders


Jack Daniels posted:

putting in correct thread

lol


apropos to nothing

Jack Daniels posted:

putting in correct thread


slam flanders


Jack Daniels posted:

putting in correct thread



daddy anime

nightbae smokewheat posted:

hell what are you waiting for



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folder posted:

[Nice mother in law]: Oh! I hope we didn't ruin any plans by taking you out tonight. You know can always be honest and tell us, sweetie.
[Mean father in law who sees his younger/former self in you, reading the signs of frustration and remembering the many nights he's had snatched away, it's absolutely payback bitch]: Yeah tell us lol


epic bird guy

Jack Daniels posted:

putting in correct thread

lol


epic bird guy
*flops down on couch next to mother in law naked like bonerdad*


Stinky Fuck Face
nightbae smokewheat

driving home thinking about the most f*cked up porn imaginable to jerk off into the cum sock over

wife opens the door in plane jane lingerie giving come hither look expecting sex


apropos to nothing

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate


ol yeller

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little munchkin

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accidentally put my cum sock in the laundry, now i have to throw all my socks out so i don't accidentally wear it



little munchkin

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