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apropos to nothing posted:

driving home thinking about the most f*cked up porn imaginable to jerk off into the cum sock over

wife opens the door in plane jane lingerie giving come hither look expecting sex



lol


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

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little munchkin posted:

accidentally put my cum sock in the laundry, now i have to throw all my socks out so i don't accidentally wear it


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels
Iíve always said this - but a thing I would definitely do if I became mega rich would be to jack/jerk off into a brand new cumsock every day


slam flanders


hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock




mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao


dionysian

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ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao




mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

Stepping through the wreckage of 9/11, through the dusty streets of lower Manhattan, to find my cum sock


spb

http://myanimelist.net/profile/spbbbb

jacking off into a bunch of napkins for complete deniability -little brain
jacking off into a bunch of dish rags and telling your mom you blew your nose into them if she gets suspicious -increasing brainpower
jacking off in the same dusty rear end cum sock for years on end amd not giving a gently caress -galaxy brain



Debate Me Please

mysterious loyall X posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock



woozy pawsies


slam flanders posted:

Iíve always said this - but a thing I would definitely do if I became mega rich would be to jack/jerk off into a brand new cumsock every day

i love breaking in a new c.s. with a bottle of jerkins and a prime time cinemax order on my direct tv dvr



daddy anime

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lol



mycophobia



anime

spb posted:

Stepping through the wreckage of 9/11, through the dusty streets of lower Manhattan, to find my cum sock

lol


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



thinking about a Hong Kong cum sock, what kind of messed up stuff they'd use. like a cardboard tube or an oven mitt or something.


large hands
ejaculate linens


Oh Don Piano




mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

daddy anime posted:

i love breaking in a new c.s. with a bottle of jerkins and a prime time cinemax order on my direct tv dvr

same



Debate Me Please
loving lol at everything



Chinese Children
guess I don't need my old cum sock any more -- chinese children have arrived!


Stinky Fuck Face
nightbae smokewheat

nightbae smokewheat posted:

guess I don't need my old cum sock any more -- chinese children have arrived!

Lmao



Chinese Children
tfw the sperm bank lady insists you use the beaker



folder

folder posted:

tfw the sperm bank lady insists you use the beaker




Fuck My Ass

i keep my hair long because the man can't tell me what to do the government are a bunch of sick cock suckers
~no stringz attached~ -- ~shot out~

凸[◣_◢]凸UNBAN MY NIGGA DOC TREY凸[◣_◢]凸 put this in your sig if you support FYAD凸[◣_◢]凸



ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao


I.N.R.I

spb posted:

Stepping through the wreckage of 9/11, through the dusty streets of lower Manhattan, to find my cum sock

ol



In Training

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao



pog boyfriend


thank you dendy(old summer sig)
this is what gets the bacon these days
i hope you enjoyed my post here is to many more
99.99% of teenagers have moved on to "music" like rap, rock, techno, etc. if you are still one of the 0.01% that still listen to welsh court music put this in your sig i do not have a new autumn sig so instead i am pimping my wide with some sweet badges :P
can i get a MERI KURISIMASU?! HAPI HANUKA ?! ...ah hell. happy holidays everyone! be sure to drink some "egg" nog

suddenly waking from that nightmare where i am wearing my cum sock, but i exhale in relief when i find my cum sock in its proper place, under my pillow



woozy pawsies


woozy pawsies posted:

suddenly waking from that nightmare where i am wearing my cum sock, but i exhale in relief when i find my cum sock in its proper place, under my pillow


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

folder posted:

tfw the sperm bank lady insists you use the beaker



lmao


apropos to nothing

somebody make the flag into an av and then give it to a worthy poster


apropos to nothing


Your search query has 0 results.


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

apropos to nothing posted:

somebody make the flag into an av and then give it to a worthy poster

that flag is too good. fuckin pissed off egg with a banana ftw



woozy pawsies


woozy pawsies posted:

that flag is too good. fuckin pissed off egg with a banana ftw


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

woozy pawsies posted:

suddenly waking from that nightmare where i am wearing my cum sock, but i exhale in relief when i find my cum sock in its proper place, under my pillow

lol



little munchkin

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lmao didnt even notice the banana


apropos to nothing

apropos to nothing posted:

lmao didnt even notice the banana


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

apropos to nothing posted:

lmao didnt even notice the banana



daddy anime
thats not a banana - thats my cumsock!



daddy anime

daddy anime posted:

thats not a banana - thats my cumsock!


apropos to nothing

goldmine before threadsday wednesday swallows it whole



daddy anime

daddy anime posted:

thats not a banana - thats my cumsock!


slam flanders


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