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apropos to nothing posted:

driving home thinking about the most f*cked up porn imaginable to jerk off into the cum sock over

wife opens the door in plane jane lingerie giving come hither look expecting sex



lol


Jack Daniels

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little munchkin posted:

accidentally put my cum sock in the laundry, now i have to throw all my socks out so i don't accidentally wear it


Jack Daniels
Iíve always said this - but a thing I would definitely do if I became mega rich would be to jack/jerk off into a brand new cumsock every day


slam flanders




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hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock




mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao


dionysian


ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao




mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

Stepping through the wreckage of 9/11, through the dusty streets of lower Manhattan, to find my cum sock


spb

http://myanimelist.net/profile/spbbbb

jacking off into a bunch of napkins for complete deniability -little brain
jacking off into a bunch of dish rags and telling your mom you blew your nose into them if she gets suspicious -increasing brainpower
jacking off in the same dusty rear end cum sock for years on end amd not giving a gently caress -galaxy brain



Debate Me Please

mysterious loyall X posted:

hurries home from work, with big plans to jack off into the ol' Cum Sock



woozy pawsies




slam flanders posted:

Iíve always said this - but a thing I would definitely do if I became mega rich would be to jack/jerk off into a brand new cumsock every day

i love breaking in a new c.s. with a bottle of jerkins and a prime time cinemax order on my direct tv dvr


by FactsAreUseless

daddy anime

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ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lol



mycophobia



anime

spb posted:

Stepping through the wreckage of 9/11, through the dusty streets of lower Manhattan, to find my cum sock

lol


Jack Daniels

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



thinking about a Hong Kong cum sock, what kind of messed up stuff they'd use. like a cardboard tube or an oven mitt or something.



large hands
ejaculate linens


Oh Don Piano




mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

daddy anime posted:

i love breaking in a new c.s. with a bottle of jerkins and a prime time cinemax order on my direct tv dvr

same



Debate Me Please
loving lol at everything



Chinese Children
guess I don't need my old cum sock any more -- chinese children have arrived!


see... in another life you were a womyn, which explains why you have feelings
nightbae smokewheat

nightbae smokewheat posted:

guess I don't need my old cum sock any more -- chinese children have arrived!

Lmao



Chinese Children
tfw the sperm bank lady insists you use the beaker


folder





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folder posted:

tfw the sperm bank lady insists you use the beaker




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ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao


I.N.R.I

spb posted:

Stepping through the wreckage of 9/11, through the dusty streets of lower Manhattan, to find my cum sock

ol



In Training

ol yeller posted:

listening to "jackpot - hands free orgasm" on the drive home, getting all hard and horny to run into the house and trick my dickhead into shooting goo all over my hand + thigh/belly area

open the door and entire chinese family is staring at me cooking weird rear end eels and poo poo and zheng hands me a plate



lmao



pog boyfriend


thank you dendy(old summer sig)
this is what gets the bacon these days
i hope you enjoyed my post here is to many more
99.99% of teenagers have moved on to "music" like rap, rock, techno, etc. if you are still one of the 0.01% that still listen to welsh court music put this in your sig i do not have a new autumn sig so instead i am pimping my wide with some sweet badges :P
can i get a MERI KURISIMASU?! HAPI HANUKA ?! ...ah hell. happy holidays everyone! be sure to drink some "egg" nog in a way the increaseing length of this signature could be said to be a reflection of time passing. as trees gain more rings, so to does this signature become more fucked up and long. you ever eat a pumpkin? shit is not as easy as it looks.

suddenly waking from that nightmare where i am wearing my cum sock, but i exhale in relief when i find my cum sock in its proper place, under my pillow



woozy pawsies




woozy pawsies posted:

suddenly waking from that nightmare where i am wearing my cum sock, but i exhale in relief when i find my cum sock in its proper place, under my pillow


Jack Daniels

folder posted:

tfw the sperm bank lady insists you use the beaker



lmao


apropos to nothing

somebody make the flag into an av and then give it to a worthy poster


apropos to nothing


Your search query has 0 results.


Jack Daniels

apropos to nothing posted:

somebody make the flag into an av and then give it to a worthy poster

that flag is too good. fuckin pissed off egg with a banana ftw



woozy pawsies




woozy pawsies posted:

that flag is too good. fuckin pissed off egg with a banana ftw


Jack Daniels

woozy pawsies posted:

suddenly waking from that nightmare where i am wearing my cum sock, but i exhale in relief when i find my cum sock in its proper place, under my pillow

lol



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lmao didnt even notice the banana


apropos to nothing

apropos to nothing posted:

lmao didnt even notice the banana


Jack Daniels

apropos to nothing posted:

lmao didnt even notice the banana


by FactsAreUseless

daddy anime

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thats not a banana - thats my cumsock!


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daddy anime

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daddy anime posted:

thats not a banana - thats my cumsock!


apropos to nothing

goldmine before threadsday wednesday swallows it whole


by FactsAreUseless

daddy anime

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daddy anime posted:

thats not a banana - thats my cumsock!


slam flanders




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