Episode One

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fairlight: May 18, 2007

andrew haas is a legend and I think he has awakened something deep within branson

EAT ME!! EAT MEEE

# ? Feb 7, 2019 03:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

What the hell am I listening to

# ? Feb 7, 2019 03:45

coathat: May 21, 2007

super fart shooter posted:

https://twitter.com/andrewhaas20/status/1038372361890803712

By the end of the chapo Super Bowl stream this was getting spammed constantly in the chat

# ? Feb 7, 2019 04:15

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

I listened to the Eat Me episode again. It's so funny that Branson is just laughing so hard at anything that makes him think of the original concept, this loving bizarre dude on Twitter, and he just can't keep it in

# ? Feb 9, 2019 03:53

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Branson's laugh is the most beautiful sound in the universe.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 06:43

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

The delayed laugh when the guy said his gym was called Let's Taco Bout Fitness :discourse:

# ? Feb 9, 2019 06:59

fairlight: May 18, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Branson's laugh is the most beautiful sound in the universe.

this

# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:24

fairlight: May 18, 2007

hogtie me to a log put an 🍎 in my mouth pour barbecue sauce all over me roast me over a 🔥 and EAT ME for dinner!

# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:25

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Branson's laugh is the most beautiful sound in the universe.

its so joyous

# ? Feb 9, 2019 11:18

coathat: May 21, 2007

I'm glad they finally got some real rock stars on the show

# ? Feb 14, 2019 19:59

Sleng Teng: May 3, 2009

There will maybe be more E2 coming along per month

https://twitter.com/e1podcast/status/1097934857525698560?s=21

# ? Feb 19, 2019 22:19

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

New live episode is pretty good.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 23:21

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

http://twitter.com/ActualLiam/status/1097984098268635137

# ? Feb 22, 2019 01:29

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Genuinely forgot how funny this live ep

# ? Feb 22, 2019 09:53

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Who Wants to Be Food is the first episode I've listened to 4 times and I'm still laughing at all the "Kiki, eat me!" adlibs... Incredible

# ? Feb 23, 2019 15:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I signed up to the Patreon this morning after listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShoSz6GfPp4

Not bad.

# ? Feb 23, 2019 15:59

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

didn't realize Branson wrote some SA Front Page articles

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/nfl-draft-dogs/

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/cormac-mccarthy-workshop/

# ? Feb 25, 2019 02:03

fairlight: May 18, 2007

These DBZ readings are :discourse:

Hope they do more in the future
:goku:

# ? Feb 25, 2019 17:53

Cnidaria: Apr 10, 2009; It's all politics, Mike.

fairlight posted:

These DBZ readings are

Hope they do more in the future

The Riverdale reading but with DBZ music and sound effects in the background is great too

# ? Feb 26, 2019 20:50

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

"Dad!"

"Piccolo!"

"They�"

"Piccolo!"

"They lan�"

"Dad!"

"They land. Uh�"

"Dad!"

# ? Feb 26, 2019 22:52

40-Degree Day: Sep 24, 2012

New gamer episode is awesome

# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:48

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Shut the motherbitching gently caress up and game.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:56

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

I would play their Kingdom Hearts 3 in a second

# ? Feb 28, 2019 02:41

fairlight: May 18, 2007

40-Degree Day posted:

New gamer episode is awesome

Idk it seems more than a little creatively bankrupt to just read aloud posts from our very own games subforum for an hour

# ? Mar 2, 2019 18:35

fairlight: May 18, 2007

Terre Haute emergency services is so so so good

Bless these boys

# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:55

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

fairlight posted:

Terre Haute emergency services is so so so good

Bless these boys

DUDES ROCK! DUDE EXCELLENCE!

# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:35

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

wint is really good in the new E0.

# ? Mar 20, 2019 00:10

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Good episode if you love when they crack each other up

# ? Mar 21, 2019 23:59

painynumbs: Apr 1, 2011

I feel like I�m flying to white Wakanda with Jeffrey Epstine

# ? Mar 23, 2019 04:05

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

EAT MEEEEEEE

# ? Mar 23, 2019 05:02

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Kiki, eat me

# ? Mar 23, 2019 05:53

painynumbs: Apr 1, 2011

roll me up make me a burrito

# ? Mar 23, 2019 06:13

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

https://twitter.com/tom_on_here/status/1092796058697125899?s=21

# ? Mar 26, 2019 07:31

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

I listened to the song when they posted it before I got a chance to hear to the new episode and it's fantastic, but it's so much better with Branson laughing and muttering "this sucks" in the background.

# ? Mar 28, 2019 07:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

From the Patreon page:

quote:

The Plot So Far (Dr. Yinz Lubjana and Reid Gimball)

UPCOMING YINZ AND REID EPISODE PRIMER

Reid Gimball is a Christian family man from Terre Haute, Indiana, where he lived with his wife Carol and his dozens of fat, mean and ugly children. He is a High School Graduation One-time attendee and he was one of the leading proponents of Flat Earth Theory until he reformed to Hollow Earth Theory with Dr. Yinz Lubjana. Reid has a Conspiracy-based Youtube page with millions of subscribers.

After Paragons of Truth, Reid attempted to travel to Antarctica to walk off the edge of the earth live on TV, but his wife, pretending to be a CIA agent, threatened to have him arrested for attempting to join Antarctic Al-Qaeda. Reid redirected his plan to go to the legendary Nepalese mountain of wisdom, Mount Gox. The Sage there, Ho the Wise, parleyed with Reid about all types of carnal wisdoms, and told that he had met with Dr. Yinz very recently. Reid was told he needs to fake his own death.

Reid traveled back to Terre Haute and used a prima strategy guide of Warcraft 3 at the bowling alley ran by Johnny Manziel, the most powerful font of magical energy in Terre Haute, and used his bowling ball, the ball from the movie Kingpin, to be his phylactery, his physical manifestation in the world. Reid�s physical body died, and was thrown in the trash can, while his soul was contained in the bowling ball from Kingpin.

It was last seen at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, while his soul itself was stuck in the in-between plane, in the claw machine at the bowling alley...

Dr. Yinz Lubjana graduated from the Moscow Institute of Paraphysics in the 1960s. The KGB immediately targeted him and pushed him out of the country. His degree in Flatology took him to America to go from University to University where they refused to let Dr. Yinz Lubjana teach courses due to their suppression of his ideas. He started creating his own theories gradually, where he came up with the groundbreaking theory a few years ago of CD Case Theory, which garnered him a lot of attention online.

It wasn�t until Dr. Yinz made the transition to Hollow Earth theory that Yinz garnered some mainstream attention. His close personal friend Sam Elliott and him discovered that one of the O�s in the Hollywood sign lead to a city in the center of the earth known as Shangri-La, a city full of Elves and Orcs, which he predicted existing in earlier theories. But that wasn�t enough for Dr. Yinz. He wanted to help the Orcs by building a portal from the center of the earth to the surface.

When Dr. Yinz Lubjana stole two pounds of uranium from Dundas Industries that Dr. Yinz became a household name. He easily avoided the police and the FBI as well as world famous bounty hunter Shed Shitley, posting relentless about it on social media and doing good deeds around the country. People fell in love with him and his orcish girlfriend, Jessica Farrar. Unfortunately, portals are very hard to make, and Yinz is more of a big picture guy, so he gave up and lost the uranium somewhere.

Dr. Yinz turned himself in, and his trial was considered the media event of the century. He was shot with a poison dart while trying to dab in handcuffs. Judge Poop gave Dr. Yinz a slap on the wrist in a Boys Will Be Boys style decision despite being charged as violating the Atomic Energy Act, giving him only a few weeks in jail with full pay.

Despite the very short sentence, Dr. Yinz thrived in jail. He got all the prisoners to get along and to start playing Warhammer. He got all the gangs to stop fighting and arranged for new movies on movie night. Despite only having two days left in jail, Dr. Yinz escaped from jail with Gary �The Blade� Chanise and Hooper Faud, because he was upset that the Warden always argued about Warhammer turn order.

Now, on the run, it turns out the Dr. Yinz has located the bowling ball containing the soul of former Paragon of Truth host Reid Gimball, and is heading down the tunnel in the middle of the O in the Hollywood sign, heading towards a research station in Shangri-La�

# ? Mar 29, 2019 07:17

fairlight: May 18, 2007

Someone go back in time to when the podcast first started and show the E1 boys what their project�s metanarrative has become

# ? Apr 5, 2019 12:18

fairlight: May 18, 2007

can someone get me in touch with dr yinz� lab? it sounds like a great working environment and I feel like I could really add a lot to his team as an expert in Interplanar Relations with a minor in Orc Studies

# ? Apr 5, 2019 13:03