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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Division leaders are Boston, Cleveland, Houston, Atlanta, Milwaukee, and Colorado.

National broadcasts:
Monday - Giants @ Rockies (7:10PM, ESPN)
Wednesday - Astros @ Yankees (6:35PM, ESPN)
Saturday - Indians @ Twins (4:10PM, FS1)
Saturday - Cubs @ Mets OR Red Sox @ Astros OR Dodgers @ Rockies (7:15PM, Fox)
Sunday - Red Sox @ Astros (7:35PM, ESPN)

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Just Dingers Davis!

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Gimme dingers

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

ok, new thread hey dingers!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

missed this thread because the title is too similar to the astros vanity thread that i never read, sorry

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Go borfs

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Rizzo :hellyeah:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

goddamn don't walk Jose Bautista

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Gleyber Torres looks like the real thing. He used to be a Cub.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

"Out by plenty" is something you don't want to hear when you're tootblaning

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Yeah maybe don't give a green light to the 37 year old slow old man.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Why is Zobrist ever attempting to steal

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

acuna probably doesn't let that ball sail over his head

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Kuhl's thrown 1 strike in 11 pitches but hey let's try to steal second.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



dam braves score runs

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
That was an unfortunate bounce to let them get Marwin but hey runs

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

fried has a sick curveball, dang

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
3 walks and no runs :golfclap:

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

3 walks and no runs :golfclap:

Gotta love Baez swinging at bullshit.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Jeez, Kasper and DeShaies seem especially punchy today.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



don't strand these dudes bravos, deGrom usually dumpsters us this may be the only chance we get

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Guys this Verlander fella owns

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Timby posted:

Jeez, Kasper and DeShaies seem especially punchy today.

Methinks J.D in particular is a touch salty about Len getting a spot in the Fox booth without him.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol braves

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Sydin posted:

Methinks J.D in particular is a touch salty about Len getting a spot in the Fox booth without him.

You'd think he'd be thinking more, "Hah, you had to spend two and a half hours dealing with Tom Verducci, you poor bastard."

But anyway, it's pretty common for Fox to pair one of their guys with a local guy.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Ridiculous play by Dansby

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



drat that was a pretty play by Swanson

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
lmao, Mets getting picked off

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Lol Mets TOOTBLAN x2

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the tootliest of blans

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I gotta say I love this thread title

Not loving this score tho!!

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Mike Montgomery, who has an ERA+ of 77 this year, has faced the minimum through five. :stare:

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
To hell with anyone who unironically participates in a “USA USA USA” chant

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

do all the parks eject fans who interfere? I hope so

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Holy poo poo, that catch JBJ just made :worship:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rain delay in first of double header

Antifa rain clouds subverting Capital by running out the delay between games so fans can see both for the price of one :getin:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Get a brain Moran

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Maldonado is heated holy poo poo lmao

And now Scioscia is gone too

e: Gardenhire going to his bullpen to match up against Calhoun when he is slashing .154/.198/.191 makes sense

Johnny Bravo fucked around with this message at 20:30 on May 28, 2018

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I guess Greg Bird was due

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