Smackdown is A HOUSE OF LIES, CHOKE ON YOUR LIES WWE

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Smackdown is A HOUSE OF LIES, CHOKE ON YOUR LIES WWE

«‹›2 »

SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN? This poll is closed.
YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKERS	14	28.57%
WHERE IS IT!?!	13	26.53%
PROMISES WERE MADE!	10	20.41%
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND	12	24.49%
Total:	22 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Daniel Bryan and Samoa Joe to clash for final spot in Money in the Bank Ladder Match
SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN

The New Day battle The Miz & The Bar in Six-Man Tag Team action
SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN

Is Carmella ready for Asuka?
SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN

Will AJ Styles figure into the outcome of Shinsuke Nakamura's match against Tye Dillinger?
SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN

Naomi and Lana to battle in a Dance-Off tonight on SmackDown LIVE
SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN SAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN

# ¿ May 30, 2018 00:49

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

You know this dance off is a terribSAMOA JOE VS DANIEL BRYAN :neckbeard:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:01

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Just let them wrestle for 2 hours :vince:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

Samoa Joe just won MITB!

Shane: ...can... can he do that?
Paige: You know there's nothing in the rules saying he can't... :aaa:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress Joe is so loving good

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The crowd was so excited.

I was so excited.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

This is NOT Samoa Joe vs Daniel Bryan, I was promised Samoa Joe vs Daniel Bryan! :mad:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I just wanted to see them wrestle..... :cripes:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Did I just see Kevin Hart and MEAN GENE doing an ad for Mountain Dew? :stare:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

I don�t wanna be a Difficult Danny but that OP doesn�t tell me anything about tonight�s episode at all.

It tells you of things that were promised, things that were meant to be, and things that were not delivered.

:negative:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The only way this is acceptable is if Joe and Bryan spend the first 2-3 minutes beating the utter poo poo out of Cass, then have the match they were gonna have between the two of them.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

HitTheTargets posted:

So is Dillinger in this match because of the LMS standing stipulation of "a ten count?"

Yep!

On the plus side, I guess it beats being un~~employed~~independent contracted.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MizDad is gonna be on Miz and Mizzus? OR IS THAT A LIE TOO, WWE!?!

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ahaha, it's cool when we get to remember that Tye is actually pretty cool

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Nakamura is so, so, so much better as a heel it is crazy.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

So how was the first half hour

The opening 7 minutes were loving excellent. Then WWE became A HOUSE OF LIES

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Rusev Day and the Usos doing posse reactions rules

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Just let this end on them being friends, please

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

nooooooo

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Why aren't Rusev and co faces?

Well sure they're friendly, happy, beloved by the crowds, sell lots of merchandise, cheer people up when they see them etc.... but the man has a weird accent it's impossible for him to be a face and the crowd instinctively want to boo them! /Vince

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

There's a new Jurassic World movie but they already showed the money shot in the trailer of the T-Rex going ROAAAARRRRR to establish it is the best dinosaur and everything belongs to it, so why the gently caress would anybody go see the film now? :confused:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jeez Miz, intimidated by something as non-threatening as a gigantic black guy gyrating his hips at you and never breaking eye contact? :rolleyes:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I want to see the T-Rex on the big screen, duh

Even though I already saw the moment on a big screen during trailers before other movies, this is an acceptable answer :hmmyes:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Crowd is getting pretty pumped up and excited for this match, WWE should send somebody out to deflate them for HEAT

:mad:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

pressedbunny posted:

A few years back I saw the original Jurassic Park at the huge London IMAX and it was incredible. Genuinely the best cinema experience I've had.

Everything from the T-Rex killing the first Velociraptor through to it going ROAR in front of the T-Rex skeleton while the banner floats down behind it is as close to cinematic perfection as there has ever been.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

God that match was good.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ABS-o-HOOT-ly shredded :xd:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

I saw a 4K restoration of Basket Case on the big screen last week so that might rival your best cinematic experience.

I got to go see a remastered version of Some Like It Hot in an old fashioned movie "palace" years and years ago and goddamn that movie is even better in that setting, and I didn't think that was possible.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:14

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Barreft posted:

I was so psyched for Bryan vs Joe.

Joe's opening promo and Bryan's retort were incredible and the fans were so loving pumped up for the match :sigh:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Aphrodite posted:

Mandy doesn't know how to sell what they want her to be.

(Good for her, it's terrible.)

Remember how Emma got in trouble (and eventually fired) because she just refused to embrace their stupid bikini model gimmick for her?

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

Too bad. She is absolute garbage in this business.

Who are you trying to convince? Is there anybody who thinks Carmella isn't severely limited as a wrestler?

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I'm starting to suspect Asuka is pretty loving good!

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbin posted:

hey i forgot this was on, was the show good

They faked us out on Joe vs Bryan :smith:

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Becky is too good for wrestling

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Vega: No no, you're thinking of La Sombra

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

It would be loving hilarious if they kept Cass out of the ring for the entire match.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That has to be the safest looking top rope dive I've ever seen, and the best part is it didn't matter, it still looked cool and got a good reaction.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

The shrimp and the blimp?

gently caress off, Smackdown commentary team.

Guess Nia's not the only one who forgot how to Be A Star

Big Cass used that line at the start of the show, for what it's worth.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:40

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hotel Artemis looks horrible but it has an incredible looking cast. Is it just a bad trailer?

# ¿ May 30, 2018 02:41

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Smackdown is A HOUSE OF LIES, CHOKE ON YOUR LIES WWE

«‹›2 »