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When I was in the waiting room at the optometrist's office, I read a People magazine with Taylor Swift on the cover rather than a Preventing Glaucoma pamphlet. She owns a cat and is still down to Earth after all her success. Also she loves her fans back, except for the occasional crazy ones.
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I’ve got a Xeon microprocessor and a 4GB GeForce VGA card along with a RAID array of solid state disk storage to play online poker.
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May 30, 2018 05:01
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I go for things on the FREE section of Craigslist. I'm secretly hoping to get murdered and/or raped by a stranger. So far, I've only managed to get a free treadmill, a mountain bike frame and five square yards of styrofoam wall panelling. The guy with the foam panels said I smelled like a Jew, but still no rape/murder.
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May 30, 2018 05:39
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I recently bought tickets to see Nine Inch Nails.
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May 30, 2018 05:43
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good beer!
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May 30, 2018 05:45
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Rad-daddio posted:I go for things on the FREE section of Craigslist. I'm secretly hoping to get murdered and/or raped by a stranger. asl?
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May 30, 2018 06:15
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Rad-daddio posted:I go for things on the FREE section of Craigslist. I'm secretly hoping to get murdered and/or raped by a stranger.
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May 30, 2018 06:19
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I spent four hundred dollars on a god drat pen.
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May 30, 2018 06:37
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you don't have to do that here, deaf people can read
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May 30, 2018 06:48
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Thots and Prayers posted:When I was in the waiting room at the optometrist's office, I read a People magazine with Taylor Swift on the cover rather than a Preventing Glaucoma pamphlet. actually if youve been paying close attention to tayswifts career youll find that she was killed during a casting couch rape and buried in the Los Angeles desert. She's been replaced by the same group that covered up other celebrity deaths including Paul McCartney and now the double spends her days broadcasting encoded illuminati psyattacks to our children
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May 30, 2018 06:56
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Healthy Nut Snack posted:I spent four hundred dollars on a god drat pen. I spent 300 dollars on a wallet. My old wallet (which was a more pedestrian 100 dollars) was/is fine, I just wanted a new one. Also I buy a new laptop way too often considering my old ones work fine, and I spend way too much on amazon every year during the black friday sales on stuff I don't need. I have a lot of credit card debt.
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May 30, 2018 07:01
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I found my Louis Vuitton wallet in the parking lot of the DMV completely empty
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May 30, 2018 08:40
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I eat McDonalds
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May 30, 2018 08:41
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I spend way too much on model kits and I collect XTC pills. I dont even like XTC.
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May 30, 2018 10:11
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I refuse the notion
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May 30, 2018 10:18
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Former DILF posted:actually if youve been paying close attention to tayswifts career youll find that she was killed during a casting couch rape and buried in the Los Angeles desert. She's been replaced by the same group that covered up other celebrity deaths including Paul McCartney and now the double spends her days broadcasting encoded illuminati psyattacks to our children Actually this was covered, I was surprised by People's candor. When Taylor 2.0 ("T2" to her fans in the know) said that her "music was evolving, much fnord like her" I knew she loved us just as much as OrigTay did.
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May 30, 2018 14:06
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Much less so these days but I was a huge consumer whore for anything Capcom or Squaresoft (not square enix). I remember how much my the hairs on my arms would stand on end when this intro came up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXV_tUCCtY Aaaaaaw yeah that's good poo poo.
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May 30, 2018 14:12
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I just can't stop wanting more camping/climbing/skiing things. Even though I barely have time to use any of it.
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May 30, 2018 14:25
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Speleothing posted:I just can't stop wanting more camping/climbing/skiing things. Even though I barely have time to use any of it. I bought an entire rack of 70s era rock climing gear. It's mostly cool poo poo from right when clean climbing started to take off so lots of chocks wedges and some ancient cams. I can't climb anymore because my life insurance said I'd need a rider on my policy to do it.
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May 30, 2018 14:29
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Healthy Nut Snack posted:I spent four hundred dollars on a god drat pen.
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May 30, 2018 14:32
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Lacey posted:Jesus christ man. Stick that pen in your pee hole so you at least get some value for your money. I dont know if this is sound financial advice
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May 30, 2018 14:33
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Barudak posted:I dont know if this is sound financial advice Lol
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May 30, 2018 14:41
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lol I just got it now I'm not feeling too good today
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May 30, 2018 14:58
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Lacey posted:lol I just got it now
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May 30, 2018 15:01
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In only the best ways OP.
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May 30, 2018 15:25
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Thanks man, that really sorted me out.
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May 30, 2018 15:44
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Uhh I unconditionally pay full price for games with "souls" in the title, that's probably the closest. I don't have a car or auto insurance or drink coors light or whatever the hell the ads are for these days.
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May 30, 2018 15:50
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... pokemon history’s most profitable media franchise got its hook in twenty years ago and I can’t get it out
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May 30, 2018 15:55
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I smoke which is dumb and I smoke these bougie fancy cigarettes because everything else tastes lovely to me now.
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May 30, 2018 16:00
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berth ell pup posted:I smoke which is dumb and I smoke these bougie fancy cigarettes because everything else tastes lovely to me now. oh lol I smoke clove cigarettes like an edgy teenager I guess that counts!!! 
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May 30, 2018 16:01
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:oh lol I smoke clove cigarettes like an edgy teenager I guess that counts!!! American Spirits I don’t think they even make cloves anymore
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May 30, 2018 16:15
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berth ell pup posted:American Spirits I don’t think they even make cloves anymore They still do, the paper is now made out of tobacco so they can be sold as cigarillos.
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May 30, 2018 17:00
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Applesnots posted:They still do, the paper is now made out of tobacco so they can be sold as cigarillos. The new kind still can't be sold in nyc though so I gotta find the chill tobacconists. Smoking is so stupid but also great, when are we getting robot lungs???
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May 30, 2018 17:07
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yeah also it's funny but you can buy the regular cigarette kind from indonesia which I did once as a joke it took a month to ship me a single pack of cigarettes halfway around the world and somehow was cheaper than buying them at the store because taxes. 
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May 30, 2018 17:09
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I consume lovely media like tv shows and movies instead of working to produce something lovely of my own.
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May 30, 2018 17:11
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I just bought a 20 dollar mechanical pencil because I'm a retard
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May 30, 2018 17:27
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Pot I could grow my own, but going into the dispensary and being able to sample all kinds of strains, and edibles is pretty drat whorish
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May 30, 2018 17:28
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Weener Beater posted:Pot Cool brag
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May 30, 2018 17:35
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Shania Twain posted:I just bought a 20 dollar mechanical pencil because I'm a retard My mom bought one around the price for me when I was in middle school and one of my rear end in a top hat soccer teammates took it the first day and stomped on it. It was "just messing around" though so no harm done. My mom was pissed though and never bought me anything but the cheapest wood pencils for the rest of middleschool.
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I buy way more makeup than I need. I used to rush out to get the latest palette, but now I’m getting bored and much better about saving my money.
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