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The person behind the tweets is:
Jerry Colangelo
Bryan Colangelo
Jerry & Bryan Colangelo
Sam Hinkie
Joel Embiid
Someone Else (Post the best conspiracy theories you go)
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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

Referring to

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

as one does

BWV
Feb 24, 2005





gently caress yes. printed this tweet for the next time i have to teach Macbeth.

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

My wife needs to get her game up

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Lockback posted:

My wife needs to get her game up

Yeah holy poo poo what a babe, I would like a wife to troll for me

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

oh my god please let this be true. i don't ask for much.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.



Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

Yes. And the name continues the Christian correlation; it's a super Biblical pair of names, Reuben is the oldest son of Jacob.

Note that this account also reserved a special hatred for the guy who fired Colangelo from the Raptors.
https://twitter.com/MHC_76/status/1002021879815827456?s=19

I'm betting on a few lawsuits coming out of this.

Redgrendel2001 fucked around with this message at 04:15 on May 31, 2018

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida




this is art

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

She may have also pretended to be a disabled parking attendant that her husband was nice to

https://twitter.com/RealMattCarey/status/1002029384524591104

Someone pointed out this story makes it out that Colangelo was working shorter hours than the parking attendant with a disability lol

(Also that's two disqus burners, lol)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land






Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

Spike Eskin told a story of how his wife made a Philly.com burner account to talk about how handsome Spike is in the online article announcing their wedding

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan


BWV posted:

gently caress yes. printed this tweet for the next time i have to teach Macbeth.

That owns

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



Because the accounts were disabled shortly after the SIXERS were asked for comment, it suggests that Colangelo must have had a fundamental knowledge of his wife using the twitter account to defend his honor. Wouldnít have gotten to her otherwise.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



somehow gay (as I am)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




lost a lot of respect for sam hinkie for not changing his twitter handle to "still ballin"

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say



straight up brolic posted:

somehow gay (as I am)

Easy new title, owns.

Also welcome back brolic :hfive:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014





straight up brolic posted:

somehow gay (as I am)

Yeah this is a good title

This story is so good, I love the NBA

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.



IcePhoenix posted:

this is art

https://twitter.com/killakow/status/1001788813985878016?s=19

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say



triple sulk posted:

Yeah this is a good title

It's just so amazing on so many levels and I'm just thankful to be here.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida




:allears:

grapesmoker
Apr 19, 2003

This moon-cheese will make me very rich... very rich indeed!

this is so beautiful i have tears in my eyes, god bless this insane league

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


Nap Ghost

trashing Jojo:

https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1002027328325799936

not cool man

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


Nap Ghost

Crossing Broad has a new Jerry Colangelo shirt:



https://www.crossingbroad.com/2018/05/we-have-a-new-shirt.html

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009



Iím thinking some of these could be a minority owner as well

BWV
Feb 24, 2005




euphronius posted:

Iím thinking some of these could be a minority owner as well

like Will Smith?

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007



owns

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

BWV posted:

like Will Smith?

lmao

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



Thereís no way he keeps his job, right? Even if itís his wife, feel like some of these relationships are irreparable now

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009



straight up brolic posted:

Thereís no way he keeps his job, right? Even if itís his wife, feel like some of these relationships are irreparable now

There are some anonymous ďnba sourcesĒ already saying heís done.

I donít know what they are waiting for. Your franchise player despises him. That should be enough on its own

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



The Meekís Concert

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

euphronius posted:

Iím thinking some of these could be a minority owner as well

George Washington being involved with the 76ers would make a lot of sense

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


straight up brolic posted:

Thereís no way he keeps his job, right? Even if itís his wife, feel like some of these relationships are irreparable now

Giving his wife confidential medical information about the players to leak also seems pretty bad so yeah

Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


Yeah, I mean if it was his wife just posting the collar stuff, or even just the "BC did a great job in Toronto give him his due" that would not be a story. If she is actively leaking information that is both private and actively damaging the franchise then Colangelo's ability to do his job is shot to hell.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.



https://twitter.com/ryankelly/status/718134343126884353?s=19

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Cool Buff Man posted:

Wait did Bryan Colangelos wife pretend to be a gay man named Jacob to talk about how hot her husband is

:3:

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Tomorrow is Bryan Colangelo's birthday and it would be a great next step for him to lose his job on that day

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/8niwii/bodner_according_to_nba_executives_during_his/

"[Bodner] According to NBA executives, during his time in Toronto Bryan Colangelo had multiple burner RealGM accounts"

Hahahah yesss

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


Jota posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/8niwii/bodner_according_to_nba_executives_during_his/

"[Bodner] According to NBA executives, during his time in Toronto Bryan Colangelo had multiple burner RealGM accounts"

Hahahah yesss
It's cool that like half of the GMs in this league paid lots of real attention to RealGM.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.



Spring Break My Heart posted:

It's cool that like half of the GMs in this league paid lots of real attention to RealGM.

It would explain a lot of their management.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.



Each of the burners was created right when a negative story about Colangelo was published.
https://twitter.com/ttp316/status/1002040120449622016?s=19

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


Nap Ghost



This is extra funny now that Ben Simmons has dropped Tinashe for Kendall Jenner.

(funny because even with their inside info, the Colangelos' takes were poo poo)

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