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everdave
Nov 14, 2005
I will 100% go this summer will message when I do

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Went grocery shopping earlier (i needed pork rinds) and ran into a friend whom if not for FB I would have no contact with. I know she parties a lot since she got divorced but holy poo poo, she's put on so much weight. I am genuinely concerned for her health. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's a 100lb gain.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

INCHI DICKARI posted:

I had a fantastic experience in college with mayonaisse

*I *really* dont want to know what you lot got up to with mayo in college.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Rhyno posted:

Went grocery shopping earlier (i needed pork rinds) and ran into a friend whom if not for FB I would have no contact with. I know she parties a lot since she got divorced but holy poo poo, she's put on so much weight. I am genuinely concerned for her health. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's a 100lb gain.

She found all the weight you lost.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Seminal Flu posted:

She found all the weight you lost.

And then some. She used to run 5Ks. Her divorce must have hosed her up worse than I realized.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

slidebite posted:

Today sucked. Funeral for a 39 year old suicide. Chapel was jam packed, people standing all along the sides and back. Hundreds of people. Funeral started about a half hour late because the family presumably needed time to pull themselves together.

Couldn't hear a pin drop in the chapel as the family walked in behind the casket. Widow with the young kids immediately behind it. And then the widow started sobbing and a kid said "daddy" and god drat, that was it.

:(

That blows. Suicides are so lovely for everyone left behind.

Tide posted:

Back in a rather dark spot in my life when I was a best a week away from being homeless and had just enough money to spare to buy a bag of rice, I used to flavor it with italian salad dressing I found in the fridge that was at/near expiration. I think I ate that for about 3 weeks straight.

Hunger is the best sauce.

Cage posted:

Motherfucker I don't eat hot dogs. I just think it's funny there's hfcs in them.

E: unless I'm drunk, then give me all the hotdog sandwiches

1) You've found some lovely drat dogs, then. A kosher all-beef dog is the way to go. There shouldn't be HFCS in the buns or anything else either. That poo poo's insidious but you can avoid it if you watch for it while shopping.
2) :argh:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno you'll appreciate this.....Found out over the weekend there was a huge brawl involving 20+ people in the courtyard at work. So glad I don't work weekends anymore :)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Rhyno you'll appreciate this.....Found out over the weekend there was a huge brawl involving 20+ people in the courtyard at work. So glad I don't work weekends anymore :)

Memorial Day! Wheee MOTHERFUCKER DID YOU TOUCH MY COORS LIGHT I'LL KILL YOU

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

*I *really* dont want to know what you lot got up to with mayo in college.

Sprinkle lemonade powder into it to taste, it gives it some much needed zest and manages to move it just barely into the snack food category

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

INCHI DICKARI posted:

Sprinkle lemonade powder into it to taste, it gives it some much needed zest and manages to move it just barely into the snack food category

you say that like it wasn't already firmly in that category

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Magnus Praeda posted:

1) You've found some lovely drat dogs, then. A kosher all-beef dog is the way to go. There shouldn't be HFCS in the buns or anything else either. That poo poo's insidious but you can avoid it if you watch for it while shopping.
2) :argh:

Hebrew National all the way.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Hebrew National all the way.

The cow being slaughtered under kosher conditions before they sweep the parts off of the floor that couldn't be made into hamburger and turn them into hotdogs makes a big difference!

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
My kids have only had all beef 100% all good meat and nownthat I’m divorced and poor and regular hot dogs with not to be crass but lips and assholes (great outdoors anyone?) they love it. I have no point to this.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Hot dogs are good, but not good enough vs. how bad they are for you. This is why I eat tacos all the time A++++

Guys I just did literally the same thing I did last month, I bought an AZ-1, then a Pajero, then a Jimny. I did exactly that this month.


I uh, don't think I can do that again next month.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The hell you can't.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
BUY ANOTHER AZ-1. DO IT.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Magnus Praeda posted:

Hunger is the best sauce.

Hunger makes everything taste better. EVERYTHING

I recently watched a thing about the Choisin Reservoir. One of the marines who made it across the frozen lake said that the hot cup of coffee and pack of Graham crackers he was given at base was the best meal he'd ever eaten in his entire life

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
After a 10-mile ruck (half of which was loose sand, I was convinced I died and multiple people collapsed or broke bones) someone gave me an apple.

It was the best goddamned thing I have ever eaten. I ate the core and the flower bud. Don't give a gently caress, it was delicious.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Rhyno posted:

The hell you can't.


Metal Geir Skogul posted:

BUY ANOTHER AZ-1. DO IT.

Nobody needs three of the things, NOBODY

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

KakerMix posted:

Nobody needs three of the things, NOBODY

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY TAKE UP ANY ROOM

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Rhyno posted:

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY TAKE UP ANY ROOM

I have six (6) cars on the way to my house now. Two AZ-1s, right, two Pajeros, right, and two Jimnys. The only reason I bought up a bunch is because I sold all the other ones I have. This is it though, I'm going to be full of cars again. It is now a race to become a licensed dealer with a real-deal warehouse and everything. Then I can come in here and act like car salesmen aren't actually terrible scum :v:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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If you have a warehouse you NEED MORE CARS

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Buy more cars senpai~

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

KakerMix posted:

I have six (6) cars on the way to my house now. Two AZ-1s, right, two Pajeros, right, and two Jimnys. The only reason I bought up a bunch is because I sold all the other ones I have. This is it though, I'm going to be full of cars again. It is now a race to become a licensed dealer with a real-deal warehouse and everything. Then I can come in here and act like car salesmen aren't actually terrible scum :v:

You sold the Crown? :smith:

I know you mentioned it had popped the head gasket, but....

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

STR posted:

You sold the Crown? :smith:

I know you mentioned it had popped the head gasket, but....

Oh no that's still in the back yard. The longer it goes on the more likely it seems I'll just sell it off as a heavy loss and just eat it even though everyone was (uniroinically very helpfully) giving me advice and pointing me in directions for where and who to take it to but there just is no drive there. Kinda rather cut my losses and just dump it. Someone will have a use for a 1JZ powered JDM wagon though, I just know it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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KakerMix posted:

Oh no that's still in the back yard. The longer it goes on the more likely it seems I'll just sell it off as a heavy loss and just eat it even though everyone was (uniroinically very helpfully) giving me advice and pointing me in directions for where and who to take it to but there just is no drive there. Kinda rather cut my losses and just dump it. Someone will have a use for a 1JZ powered JDM wagon though, I just know it.

I still go that $10

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Well yeah, without compression you don't have much drive. :v: I hear there's people to help with that, though.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

STR posted:

Well yeah, without compression you don't have much drive. :v: I hear there's people to help with that, though.

Aww, I was hoping their name was more like Toys R Us, not the Cancer Center.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Well I mean it's kind of in the middle, after a visit to them you definitely have a toy that works a lot better. :haw:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


KakerMix posted:

Oh no that's still in the back yard. The longer it goes on the more likely it seems I'll just sell it off as a heavy loss and just eat it even though everyone was (uniroinically very helpfully) giving me advice and pointing me in directions for where and who to take it to but there just is no drive there. Kinda rather cut my losses and just dump it. Someone will have a use for a 1JZ powered JDM wagon though, I just know it.

Honestly man, there is a specialist toyota mechanic in my area that could do the work and would probably be down to do work on a jdm crown wagon. It'd be a decent tow job, but doable. :shobon:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Going to need to go have a moan about the MIG gas I bought. One canister lasted as expected, the other barely had any in it, lasted less than a quarter of the usual time. Either someone had pulled a fast one putting used ones back on the shelf, or it had been leaking.

The annoying thing is there's no way to prove it, and that I'm not just trying to get a freebie. So the moan might come to nothing, but at least I might feel better.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I want a PieBun.

It's a Meat Pie in a Burger Bun.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Humphreys posted:

I want a PieBun.

It's a Meat Pie in a Burger Bun.

Even meatpimp is confused by that one.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

InitialDave posted:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-PT-Turd-Rat-Rod-Pile-of-crap-Spares-or-Repair-Project/183245525905

The car is for the terrible thread, the description is for the awesome thread, so it goes here, in the June thread, because it's, er, May.

That is a pro click, thanks.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

spog posted:

That is a pro click, thanks.

The only good PT Cruiser in existence.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

bolind posted:

The only good PT Cruiser in existence.

Did you ever fix your clock?

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

spog posted:

Did you ever fix your clock?

:tinfoil:

:D

Nah, man, thanks for asking. The little sprog takes 95% of my projects time, but thanks for the reminder, I'll bring home a fresh battery and give it a try.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Mayo is delicious. When I'm poor (always), sometimes I'll make rice with some ground turkey, then after microwaving it the next day or whatever mix in a dab of mayo for some fatty salty deliciousness.

Mayo is gods chosen condiment. Fat content ups everything, mixes well with everything - its loving great.
Best part about eating keto is that eating tubs of mayo is okay! Down over 30lbs since January, starting to feel better - AND ITS MAYO ALL THE WAY DOWN

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER
Bye-bye, police...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9G4B3-mVTo

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Siochain posted:

Mayo is gods chosen condiment. Fat content ups everything, mixes well with everything - its loving great.
Best part about eating keto is that eating tubs of mayo is okay! Down over 30lbs since January, starting to feel better - AND ITS MAYO ALL THE WAY DOWN

I'm like this now.

Fun fact: I didn't eat mayo until I was 21, because I thought it was disgusting. Why did I think this? Because my mom bought miracle whip and called it mayo, and I never knew the difference.

Now I buy that poo poo by the gallon.

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