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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Dumbledore killed Hermione.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Bread goes in the freezer if you're going to be gone and don't want it to be moldy.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Goober Peas posted:

I had a bad experience in college with mayonnaise

It's a condiment, not a lubricant.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Went grocery shopping earlier (i needed pork rinds) and ran into a friend whom if not for FB I would have no contact with. I know she parties a lot since she got divorced but holy poo poo, she's put on so much weight. I am genuinely concerned for her health. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's a 100lb gain.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Seminal Flu posted:

She found all the weight you lost.

And then some. She used to run 5Ks. Her divorce must have hosed her up worse than I realized.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Applebees Appetizer posted:

Rhyno you'll appreciate this.....Found out over the weekend there was a huge brawl involving 20+ people in the courtyard at work. So glad I don't work weekends anymore :)

Memorial Day! Wheee MOTHERFUCKER DID YOU TOUCH MY COORS LIGHT I'LL KILL YOU

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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The hell you can't.

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Mar 22, 2003
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KakerMix posted:

Nobody needs three of the things, NOBODY

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY TAKE UP ANY ROOM

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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If you have a warehouse you NEED MORE CARS

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Mar 22, 2003
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KakerMix posted:

Oh no that's still in the back yard. The longer it goes on the more likely it seems I'll just sell it off as a heavy loss and just eat it even though everyone was (uniroinically very helpfully) giving me advice and pointing me in directions for where and who to take it to but there just is no drive there. Kinda rather cut my losses and just dump it. Someone will have a use for a 1JZ powered JDM wagon though, I just know it.

I still go that $10

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Hi if you smoke cigarettes you are a garbage person

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Mar 22, 2003
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Dagen H posted:

Good thing I only smoke cigars then :clint:

Acceptable. Other answers include hookah and weed.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Adiabatic posted:

I feel like you are not the best judge of character on who is and who is not a garbage person.

I believe you will see in my credentials that I am more qualified than anyone else.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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So the other day I got mauled by a turkey.


Because I got too close to this one which looked sick or injured


Well yesterday I was cleaning up the side of that building and I figured out why the turkey flipped his poo poo on me


Lil turkey eggs. And one was definitely stillborn. Poor bird was sad.

This fucker death-warbled at me before strutting off

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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So none of the nationwide parts stores sell generic spring bolt kits or universal exhaust bolt kits anymore. Had to piece something together at Lowes and reuse the springs for the time being. That's mildly irritating.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I listened to a little bitch cry about being friend zoned earlier today and I had to fight the urge to murder him in the street.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Brain Issues posted:

Equally as quality as pretending to be an IRL cool dude in a car forum on the internet while raging about some nerds that complain about being friendzoned.

There was this clown at the Dreammakers thing yesterday who was loudly denouncing all women as whores because he had been friendzoned. It was just awkward and terrible and I was getting a little drunk so we had to leave before I made a scene.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I agree 100%. But I was with some friends that I don't get to see very often and I didn't want to make a huge scene. I'm sure they all agree with me on the issue but when I go HAAM in public it gets ugly and I didn't want to embarass them.

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Mar 22, 2003
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KakerMix posted:

Embarrass every insecure boy imho

Usually hell yes. I probably needed another drink or two though.

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Mar 22, 2003
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Of incels and idiots that cant grasp the concept of treating women like actual human beings?

I wouldnt call it hate more like a collective "What the gently caress is wrong with those people????"

Its not like treating women like they are humans is a hard concept to understand either.

The Incel thread continues to be incredible.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Doesn't seem to be. And I mean, like, in general. You pop in about once a month from your usual hangout of TFR in what seems like an effort to stir poo poo and nothing more. The sum total of your posts in AI in the past two months are: to make fun of Rhyno about something relating to meth (?), chiding someone for not being chill because "you're on SA, dude," and to post hotlinked images from a rule34 site.

I mean, I'm not the AIer well known for meth...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Passed my physical and drug screen :D Scheduled to begin monday at the new full time gig. And the part time job asked f I was interested in a long term position as well. Pretty good Monday!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Squeeeeeeeeeee


I start my new job monday! Making adult dollars is gonna be weird.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Applebees Appetizer posted:

Wait what are you doing now, I thought you were working in maintenance for your wife or something.

I am. But the money is only okay, slightly less than I made in comic slinging. New gig is $21 an hour once I complete training.

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Mar 22, 2003
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slidebite posted:

You make less working as a property super/tech than working in a comic book store? :wow:

I was there an exceptionally long time and until two years ago my job description said "manager." So yeah, I made fairly decent money in retail. The gig I ended up taking as a tech is the assist/part time gig.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Ebay 20% off sitewide, dunno if works in Canada
PICKDADSGIFT

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Mar 22, 2003
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I did a Best Offer on a CX Racing Intercooler for the MS6 and I put a note "You should accept this offer because it's a dead platform" and they did! $349 asking, accepted $250 and the 20% off brought it to $200 even. Can't complain! And considering ever parts seller charges more than that for just the piping kit I can run this until I upgrade the core to a Treadstone.

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Mar 22, 2003
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The Door Frame posted:

While horseradish is a different kind of spicy than chilis are, it feels real similar if you eat too much



You mean when you poop?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I've been feeding a stray that's been hanging around the property at work lately. Today I took a full can of wet food for her and found out a resident called animal control and had her picked up. Stopped by the shelter on the way home and couldn't find her. My day is ruined.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Faith should be a private thing. I have a huge hatred of organized religion for how they demonized homosexuals and specifically, those with AIDS in the late 80's and early 90's.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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My personal experiences turned me away from the church and I am a far better person for it. Faith is a wonderful thing. Organized religion is a crutch for weak people.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Even as a heathen nonbeliever, the last part of that statement is a bit broad and overreaching, even for AI.

The worst parts of my childhood are due to exposure to OR. When we moved and I was super excited to escape we ended up living next to a youth pastor who's loving kids tried to indoctrinate everyone in the neighborhood into their wackadoo cult.

First kid I wholy and totally beat the gently caress out of.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Tide posted:

Thor Ragarock was really great

Thor is the god we should all be worshipping.

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Mar 22, 2003
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The Door Frame posted:

The summer solstice is approaching, it's not too late to find a suitable hilltop to sacrifice a sheep/goat and hold a feast in his honor

Can we just skip to the getting drunk as poo poo part?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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First oil change on the MS6 I found a flathead, small ratchet and a 12mm socket in the skid tray. Hopefully I've shaken the rest out by now.

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Mar 22, 2003
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My friend at the new gig tells me that if they make production quota for Q3 there is a MASSIVE bonus and I'll qualify for it since my hire date was June 1st.


What is this thing called a living wage?

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Mar 22, 2003
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Every time I see a delorean I think of zordon.

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Mar 22, 2003
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ilkhan posted:

How many LS swapped BRZs are out there?

Not enough.

So get working on that.

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Mar 22, 2003
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I start orientation at the new gig in the morning and I'm super nervous and excited and I can't get to sleep.

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Mar 22, 2003
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I had to sign three different NDAs today. This company is incredible and is literally changing the world. I can't believe I have been given this opportunity.

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