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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January
I'll do fail country Poland if no one else is, I'm pretty sure MAcintosh is doing the thread for his best team which is whoever wins the world cup

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



The Costa Rica thread will be sponsored by El Lagar hardware store, who have renamed themselves as "El Lagaroski" for a World Cup ad campaign of the cringiest ads with some guy in Russia speaking "mock russian" by adding"-oski" to every other work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRDwCylWvg

Fun fact: the main actor of those ads lives a couple houses away from mine. I don't know him well enough to give him poo poo about those garbage ads so I haven't yet.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

fat gay nonce posted:

I'll do fail country Poland if no one else is, I'm pretty sure MAcintosh is doing the thread for his best team which is whoever wins the world cup

Solid post.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Simone Poodoin posted:

The Costa Rica thread will be sponsored by El Lagar hardware store, who have renamed themselves as "El Lagaroski" for a World Cup ad campaign of the cringiest ads with some guy in Russia speaking "mock russian" by adding"-oski" to every other work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRDwCylWvg

Fun fact: the main actor of those ads lives a couple houses away from mine. I don't know him well enough to give him poo poo about those garbage ads so I haven't yet.

loving lol this is terrible

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqYCxC9LHus

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Gigi Galli posted:

Julian or Jason Sextro, one of you guys want to take France?

I'll take France if it's still up for grabs.

EDIT: The France thread should be sponsored by Qatar Airways, who have been erstwhile allies of the LFP ever since the 2011-12 PSG buyout. It only fits, to me.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Jason Sextro posted:

I'll take France if it's still up for grabs

No, it was given to Charles the Bald in the treaty of verdun

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jason Sextro posted:

I'll take France if it's still up for grabs.

EDIT: The France thread should be sponsored by Qatar Airways, who have been erstwhile allies of the LFP ever since the 2011-12 PSG buyout. It only fits, to me.

You can do France OP. I’ll be your substitute.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



This is a good read, I’m backing Cascadia to win crunchiest fans and abkhazia to win the cup

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/01/world-football-cup-alternative-fifa-lesson-geopolitics

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

This is a good read, I’m backing Cascadia to win crunchiest fans and abkhazia to win the cup

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/01/world-football-cup-alternative-fifa-lesson-geopolitics

The ref named Blind is pretty good - and fair play to Paddy Power for telling China to gently caress off

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
I'll do Croatia. I might even do Serbia too if no one else will.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

This is a good read, I’m backing Cascadia to win crunchiest fans and abkhazia to win the cup

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/01/world-football-cup-alternative-fifa-lesson-geopolitics

I'm gonna bet on this

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

This is a good read, I’m backing Cascadia to win crunchiest fans and abkhazia to win the cup

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/01/world-football-cup-alternative-fifa-lesson-geopolitics

I wonder if Balo's brother Enock got called up for Padania.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

I wonder if Balo's brother Enock got called up for Padania.

These all sound like made up names

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

shut up blegum posted:

No, it was given to Charles the Bald in the treaty of verdun

maybe he can make us World Cup mods

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



big crush on Chad OMG posted:

This is a good read, I’m backing Cascadia to win crunchiest fans and abkhazia to win the cup

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/01/world-football-cup-alternative-fifa-lesson-geopolitics

This should be made into a movie. It's got more plot than the poo poo they throw on screen anyhow.


paddyboat posted:

maybe he can make us World Cup mods

*bangs silverware on table*

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Hola que Tal. I'm doing colmbisa 🇱🇹pamana 🇵🇷 and uriguay 🇸🇴tht to are🐃threads,(+_+)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Breath Ray posted:

Hola que Tal. I'm doing colmbisa 🇱🇹pamana 🇵🇷 and uriguay 🇸🇴tht to are🐃threads,(+_+)

Nah lol

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Because Italy are peacefully protesting the first World Cup in 12 years I will write the SERBIJA thread onMonday

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




abuse culture. posted:

Because Italy are peacefully protesting the first World Cup in 12 years I will write the SERBIJA thread onMonday

you'd better provide music video accompaniment to the SRBIJA thread, like these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uKhgD1oIsM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtC9VPHP2E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I’m going to do Japan, GD-sama

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

julian assflange posted:

I’m going to do Japan, GD-sama

감사합니다

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

julian assflange posted:

I’m going to do Japan, GD-sama

:hai:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Mine is done https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858916

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

fat gay nonce posted:

I'll do fail country Poland if no one else is, I'm pretty sure MAcintosh is doing the thread for his best team which is whoever wins the world cup

Feel free to do it, if you're so inclined. I don't have time to waste on these garbagemen. Make sure to remind everyone that this team is poo poo, Lewandowski is a traitor and that none of these scum are worthy of lacing the legendary Górski team's boots. Oh yeah, and that if it hadn't been for West Germany's shenanigans, making us play in a loving deluge, we'd have won a World Cup.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Iceland Thread is done I hope you like it

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

mackintosh posted:

Feel free to do it, if you're so inclined. I don't have time to waste on these garbagemen. Make sure to remind everyone that this team is poo poo, Lewandowski is a traitor and that none of these scum are worthy of lacing the legendary Górski team's boots. Oh yeah, and that if it hadn't been for West Germany's shenanigans, making us play in a loving deluge, we'd have won a World Cup.

make this the op

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

first few notes of this give me PTSD what a poo poo world cup that was

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

African AIDS cum posted:

first few notes of this give me PTSD what a poo poo world cup that was

waka waka (this time for Africa)

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That song was better than the tournament.

Speaking of, is there one for this tournament? Will they be trotting out tatu or something?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Gigi Galli posted:

That song was better than the tournament.

Speaking of, is there one for this tournament? Will they be trotting out tatu or something?

There is and believe me when I say you do not want to hear that piece of poo poo

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Like the last 2 or 3 cups there's gonna be multiple World Cup Official Song ™. I've heard three already and every single one is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXGkWDrNNls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMZUxX6K6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxgStzUWL1k
and the Coca Cola™ official anthem for the FIFA™ World Cup 2018™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6E9R9qv1No

hello i am phone fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jun 2, 2018

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



i will make the mexico thread eventually

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
I'm going g to start with pajama b case they are in Englans group then adopt more and more countries 🏁🏁🏁

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Breath Ray posted:

I'm going g to start with pajama b case they are in Englans group then adopt more and more countries 🏁🏁🏁

This is not WAYWT Craig

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



If nobody else does Panama I'll claim the thread but instead of talking about the players I'll write an essay about the history of mid 90's Panamanian dancehall and how it led to the rise of reggaeton.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
I will write the thread for Saudi Arabia because the team with the worst fifa coefficient should get the worst thread

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Simone Poodoin posted:

If nobody else does Panama I'll claim the thread but instead of talking about the players I'll write an essay about the history of mid 90's Panamanian dancehall and how it led to the rise of reggaeton.

i would enjoy reading this threead

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Simone Poodoin posted:

If nobody else does Panama I'll claim the thread but instead of talking about the players I'll write an essay about the history of mid 90's Panamanian dancehall and how it led to the rise of reggaeton.

Thanks but i think someone did claim the thread

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