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Is it true that your nipples are the same color as your lips or is this a myth I heard when I was dumb and young?
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how hard do you have to swing a shovel at someone's head for them to die?
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Jun 1, 2018 22:04
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Is it wrong to hide in a morgue and jump out in order to startle the next body delivery person?
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Jun 1, 2018 22:05
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a bone to pick posted:how hard do you have to swing a shovel at someone's head for them to die? The trick is to swing as hard as possible and leave it to chance
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Jun 1, 2018 22:07
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big nipples big life posted:Will anyone on these dead gay forums ever be as cool as the 2 dogs ITT? Let's break it down: No. Let's break it down further: Dogs surpass the coolness spectrum (they are transcendent), unless you don't like dogs, in which case you are normal but you fail to transcend mindfulness.
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Jun 1, 2018 22:15
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Windows 98 posted:Is it true that your nipples are the same color as your lips or is this a myth I heard when I was dumb and young?
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Jun 1, 2018 22:20
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:What does your penis look like Mostly a penis, except for the parts that look not like a penis. Those parts are as unlike a penis as one can see! [chuckles] Oh, those non-penis parts.
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Jun 1, 2018 22:22
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The Dennis System posted:How do blind people know when to stop wiping? When their trained senses tell them they have wiped sufficiently.
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Jun 1, 2018 22:24
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big nipples big life posted:Have you seen this dog? extremely rad dog
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Jun 1, 2018 22:43
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wanna gently caress?
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Jun 1, 2018 22:45
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Icochet posted:Is there a reliable way to test if all the pubes in my keyboard are mine? beauty queen breakdown posted:Statistically, you can only answer the question Are there pubes in my keyboard? The answer is always statistically yes. What's this weird goop on my keyboard? 
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Jun 1, 2018 22:51
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:You ever seen the back of your rear end? The back of your rear end is the Gold Dress/Yanny of our generation. Which is to say: No, I have never seen the back of my rear end -- note the following justification: 1. If the back of your rear end is your front, then I have never looked at my own genitalia as that would be sinful. Look only at the genitalia of others. 2. If the back of your rear end is the interior of, let's say, the colon, then I have never looked in there because I am not a doctor, let alone my own doctor. 3. If the back of your rear end is just your rear end, then no. I haven't looked at it. Simple.
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Jun 1, 2018 22:52
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big nipples big life posted:Which side of your rear end is the back? Please see https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858796&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post484653660.
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Jun 1, 2018 22:55
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Who What Now posted:As a bi man who married a woman, I often wonder what it would have been like to go full gay. Oh man, this is infrequent and a doozy. Let's go point by point: 1. I, too, wonder what it would have been like had Who What Now gone full gay. Ah, the possibilities. 2. There is a woman in some relationships. 3. One of the many excuses a gay person (or persons) may choose: Sorry, my baby just died. I gotta go! 4. A power bottom works in many of the same frequencies as the FCC regulates. Consult your local municipality before operating a power bottom. 5. Only the middle is different.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:30
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Stanky Bean posted:Do you think all of your turds over a lifetime of crapping could fill an entire swimming pool? Not like an aboveground but like a hotel pool and i dont mean crest the rim in one place but like full to level If we apply common arithmetics to this question, we acquire the following mathematical formulae: code:Merely rub a turd from the pool in question on a whiteboard containing the above formulae until the answer presents itself. Should you feel the process is long or onerous, consider defecating in a manner which produces more liquidity.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:35
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a bone to pick posted:Why is it that the older you get, the more risky your farts become? As your KEL (Wisdom) increases, your Butt Hit-points (VIT) remove dice from their Dice Pool (VAMP). That being said, if your GM is enforcing this rule, he or she is being kind of a jerk. Perhaps you should find more mature game masters.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:38
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Windows 98 posted:Is it true that your nipples are the same color as your lips or is this a myth I heard when I was dumb and young?  My nipples are the same color as my lips.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:40
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a bone to pick posted:how hard do you have to swing a shovel at someone's head for them to die? Thankfully, hardness of swings (and hardness in general) remains objectively unmeasured in this universe. Merely swing the shovel until the target is in the desired state of non-life.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:43
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The_end posted:Is it wrong to hide in a morgue and jump out in order to startle the next body delivery person? If anything, it is morally wrong not to hide in the morgue and jump out. Automation is rapidly overtaking the livelihoods of our body delivery person jobs. Primarily, startling them shows that you care.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:45
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Chinatown posted:wanna gently caress? Always.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:45
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Wamdoodle posted:What's this weird goop on my keyboard? Dried pubes, and dried pubes alone*. * Statistically.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:46
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beauty queen breakdown posted:When their trained senses tell them they have wiped sufficiently. Does Daredevil use his amazing radar powers to detect poo poo on toilet paper?
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Jun 1, 2018 23:55
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Sunswipe posted:Does Daredevil use his amazing radar powers to detect poo poo on toilet paper? Yes, but Daredevil can be fooled by absorbent toilet paper and/or insubstantial poops. Never take Daredevil's word that you have finished wiping on faith. Additionally, Daredevil weighs his toilet paper carefully before and after use. The majority of Daredevil's time is not spent fighting crime or appearing on Netflix, but rather weighing Cottonelle.
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Jun 2, 2018 00:06
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The Star Spangled Banner is just a series of questions. I feel like even though people sing them all the time, they are very infrequently actually asking them, and I've never heard them answered.
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Jun 2, 2018 00:12
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beauty queen breakdown posted:Yes, but Daredevil can be fooled by absorbent toilet paper and/or insubstantial poops. Never take Daredevil's word that you have finished wiping on faith. Buy how does he know what the scale reads?
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Jun 2, 2018 00:14
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Buy how does he know what the scale reads? He has one of those talking scales for ultra fatties that can't see the dial.
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Jun 2, 2018 00:17
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How many?
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Jun 2, 2018 00:27
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Devils Affricate posted:The Star Spangled Banner is just a series of questions. I feel like even though people sing them all the time, they are very infrequently actually asking them, and I've never heard them answered. Question: O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming? Answer: We proudly hail'd passing Star Trek ships, dinner, and things which were deserving of hail. I have seen precisely none of these by the dawn's early light. If we continue later in the morning, I have seen some things deserving of hail. Verdict: 17%. Q: Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming? A: I don't know who the lyricist is fat-shaming here specifically, but it is never appropriate to call out anyone's stripes. Q: And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there, O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave? A: Insufficient data exists to answer this question. Where is this land of free people? Where is the land of a brave? Is there a star spangled banner somewhere? Who put the stars on it? Was this authorized? Q: On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? A: See the earlier answer: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858796&pagenumber=2#post484654965 Q: Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream, ’Tis the star-spangled banner—O long may it wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave! A: This is mathematics. Q: And where is that band who so vauntingly swore, That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion A home and a Country should leave us no more? A: That band is The Rutles, and most of them are dead. The ones still alive are no longer talking to one another. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2EhlpOg9xc Q: Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation! Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation! Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto – “In God is our trust,” And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. A: We should have done better.
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Jun 2, 2018 00:31
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Buy how does he know what the scale reads? The scale is in Braille, you racist.
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Jun 2, 2018 00:33
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Obsidianheart posted:How many? code:
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Jun 2, 2018 00:33
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beauty queen breakdown posted:The scale is in Braille, you racist. Pfft. I'll have you know I have many blind friends
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Jun 2, 2018 01:06
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Jun 2, 2018 03:29
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What are the possible implications of the general zeitgeist?
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Jun 2, 2018 04:02
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What's that blue thing doing here?
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Jun 2, 2018 05:31
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My washing machine has started making this rattling sound and i don't know why, could you come take a look at it OP?
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Jun 2, 2018 05:42
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is it true that youre only considered ethnically northern european if you have pink nips
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Jun 2, 2018 06:10
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im extremely scando then
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Jun 2, 2018 06:12
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how often is too often to poop poop's good, I like to do it, but if there's a limit I don't wanna hurt myself
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Jun 2, 2018 06:16
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how much poop comes out of your cornhole depends on your diet if you have a steady diet of beer and chips your shits might be different than a steady diet of whiskey and chef boyardee
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beauty queen breakdown posted:My question -- how does one become a SomethingAwful writer? get interviewed by lowtax on his casting couch
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